* theme song *

Every Blue Down in Blue-ville Liked CTF a lot...

But the Grinch, Who lived just North of Blue-ville, Did NOT!

The Grinch hated CTF! The whole CTF season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that he was too uptight. It could be that his video settings weren't quite right.

But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his bandwidth was two sizes too small.

But, whatever the reason, His bandwidth or his tendency to lose, He stood there on the server, hating the Blues, Staring down from his railgun platform with a sour, Grinchy face At the armor and health globes below in their base. For he knew every Blue down in Blue-ville beneath Was busy now, defending their flag to the teeth.