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Back when Stomped.com was still a full-fledged gaming news site, I had my own humor column on the page called WebVoid. Even though I never managed to stay on my "bi-weekly" schedule, the articles that I did put out were amazingly successful. Since Stomped is no longer able to host these articles, I've archived them here for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!

Guide to Mac Gaming
iMac Mouse Hockey? iBook Frisbee? We've got the inside info on the hottest new games you can ONLY play with your Macintosh!
The Joy of Serving
If you've ever wanted to run a game server, here's your exclusive peek at this exciting profession! Learn all the cool tricks to ensure your server becomes the cool place to be for all your computer nerd friends!
Official CD-Key Safety Guide
Have you ever lost a CD-key? No, of course not, only an idiot would. This is the guide that those idiots should have read first, maybe then they wouldn't be idiots!
Top-Secret Quake3 Console Commands Finally Revealed
Everyone knows the basic console commands, but there are a few secret commands that are only known to a select few... now they can be yours!
How the Grinch Captured the Flag
Guess what the Grinch does when he's not stealing Christmas? That's right, be played CTF! Here's the classic tale of how the Grinch captured the flag.
9.5 Scariest Games of All Time
It takes a lot more to be a "scary" game than just a couple monsters. The 9.5 games in this guide are TRULY HORRENDOUS. Extreme caution should be taken before playing any of them.
Interview with an Aimbot Coder
Ever wondered what goes on inside the head of an aimbot coder? I had the chance to find out when I interviewed Nopcode, and honestly I think he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic...
The Sims Host a LAN Party
Spork Phatt just wanted to host a LAN party for all his sims friends, but he got a lot more than he bargained for. Witness the dizzying highs and horrible lows in this amazing tale.
Commenting for Dummies
Commenting on news posts is all the rage nowadays, but a lot of people don't know how to do it properly. Learn how to spot them with this handy guide.
Unofficial AOL-CPL Wrap-Up (Part 2)
The AOL CPL saga continues in Part 2 of this amazing tale. Championship matches, exclusive interviews, time traveling cyborgs, and more!
Unofficial AOL-CPL Wrap-Up
I had the wonderful opportunity to attend the AOL CPL. Here's a detailed account of the experience I'm still trying to forget.
Creating Un-Sucky Clan Webpages
Every clan on the Internet has a webpage, but let's be honest, most of them SUCK. This guide will teach you the basics of how to create an un-sucky clan webpage.
WebVoid previews DOOM 3
With my introductory column, I get an exclusive peek at DOOM 3! Check out the amazing screenshots, and hear insider information from the mysterious "Employee X."


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