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What is this?

    You're about to play an intense 1-on-1 game of Quake2 against a member of the LamerKatz! |-|@X0-|)00|) is on "The Edge" and Camp Ranger is holding up in "Warehouse". First frag wins, of course.

How does it work?

    Both players are currently waiting on our private clan server (they're on there 24/7). When you click the button below, ImWithStupid (who has no life outside Quake2, as you all know) will join the server and the game will start. ImWithStupid will take a screenshot and send it through our complex CGI server system, where it will appear on your very own screen!

    ImWithStupid will also send along 2 choices of what he thinks would be good actions to perform in the game, along with a snappy little comment that shows what a badass he is. Click on your choice, and our snazzy CGI system activates again, sending ImWithStupid your choice. He'll perform the action you chose, and then take another screenshot and the process repeats itself until someone dies!

    Try to refrain from using this service between 1:00 am - 6:00 am PST, because ImWithStupid has been complaining recently about having to get up in the middle of the night to play these games (they're incredibly popular!). But if you want to bug him, hey, it's not like he has anything better to do!

Can I die?
    You bet! |-|@X0-|)00|) and Camp Ranger both have a railgun slug with your name on it! (assuming they know you somehow and your name is short enough so they can write it on the slug, which probably isn't very likely)
Can I kill them?
    Technically, yes... but it's not very likely, as |-|@X0-|)00|) and Camp Ranger are both highly trained professionals and true LamerKatz!
Enough reading...

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