I'm sure a lot of you have been drooling over all the neato Q3A Character Renderings over at Stomped. Well, if they can do it, so can I! Because of my super-secret connections with top ranking officials in the gaming industry, the mob, and the Salvation Army, I was able to blackmail the folks over at id Software into giving some exclusive Q3A model pics to the LamerKatz! These never-before-seen models are stunningly rendered, and in fact they're probably the most highly guarded secret of Quake3! Now, on with the pics...

• StickMan - He may be thin, but he can sure pack a wallop. You'll never look at sticks the same way again.
• Betty Jugs - Have you noticed some of the female Q3A models are... "well equipped"? You ain't seen nothing yet.
• Invisible Boy - The ultimate camoflauge model! Unfair? Ha, the losers always find something to whine about.
• Cubbe - Meet Orbb's badass big brothers! The ferocity of this amazing robot puts the Terminator to shame.

With all these freaky models running around, it's clear that Quake3 will be a blast to play. You never know who or what is stalking you...

By the way, this is a joke and these models weren't designed by id, so don't send them hate mail about their crappy models, send that to me :)