// generated by LamerKatz, do not modify, and don't exec this unless you're insane
// LAMERKATZ: Quake humor!!!11 - http://www.lamerkatz.com

unbindall
bind TAB "kill"
bind ENTER "kill"
bind ESCAPE "kill"
bind SPACE "kill"
bind + "kill"
bind - "kill"
bind / "kill"
bind 0 "kill"
bind 1 "kill"
bind 2 "kill"
bind 3 "kill"
bind 4 "kill"
bind 5 "kill"
bind 6 "kill"
bind 7 "kill"
bind 8 "kill"
bind 9 "kill"
bind = "kill"
bind [ "kill"
bind \ "kill"
bind ] "kill"
bind _ "kill"
bind ` "kill"
bind a "kill"
bind c "kill"
bind d "kill"
bind f "kill"
bind r "say HAHAHAHAHA U SUCK! I R00L YOUZ BIOTCHEZ!!!!1" // remember to repeatedly press this during game
bind s "kill"
bind t "kill"
bind w "kill"
bind y "kill"
bind z "kill"
bind ~ "kill"
bind BACKSPACE "kill"
bind PAUSE "kill"
bind UPARROW "kill"
bind DOWNARROW "kill"
bind LEFTARROW "kill"
bind RIGHTARROW "kill"
bind ALT "kill"
bind CTRL "kill"
bind SHIFT "kill"
bind DEL "kill"
bind PGDN "kill"
bind END "kill"
bind F1 "kill"
bind F2 "kill"
bind F3 "kill"
bind F11 "kill"
bind MOUSE1 "kill"
bind MOUSE2 "kill"
bind MOUSE3 "kill"
bind MWHEELDOWN "kill"
bind MWHEELUP "kill"
seta cg_bobroll "999"
seta cg_bobpitch "999"
seta cg_bobup "999"
seta cg_runroll "999"
seta cg_runpitch "999"
seta cg_railTrailTime "3.8*10^40"
seta cg_gibs "1" // if its with a hard "g", YES!
seta cg_gibs "0" // if its as in "giblets", NO!
seta cg_fov "cos^-1 (3.14/4)"
seta cg_zoomfov "1"
seta g_log "c:\windows\win.com"
seta g_warmup "2 million"
seta g_maxGameClients "1"
seta cg_shadows "1" // I'm scared of shadows
seta sv_maxclients "2056" 
seta fraglimit "1" // I like short games
seta timelimit "120" // It usually takes me this long to reach the fraglimit anyway
seta com_blood "yes, lots!"
seta in_joyBallScale "73" // The joy of my balls is very high on the scale
seta joy_threshold "100" // Threshold? HA!
seta sv_hostname "My Lame Spankin' 1-Player Server!!!!1 (NO LAMERS)" // cool server name!
seta sv_maxRate "1" // my 2400 baud modem can only handle so much
seta sv_floodProtect "0" // that's how I lag people out!
seta cl_cdkey "5cr3wy0u455h013" // I don't need to delete this, do I?
seta cl_run "0" // isn't running a cheat?
seta sensitivity ".01"
seta cl_maxPing "23,000,000,000,000"
seta name "HAX0R DOOD - HOPEFULLY THIS WILL CRASH YOUR COMPUTER: ŠŁ˘ĄżŸœ”Œ†‰Šđƒ!!!!!11"
seta rate "1"
seta model "lucy/NudeSexyModelILikeToWackOffTo" /// MMMmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmm....
seta color "I refuse to answer this question as it may hinder my ability to get a job"
seta handicap "I'm a loser, please help"
seta sex "YES PLEASE!!!!!!1" // HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!11
seta cg_viewsize ".1"
seta net_socksEnabled "1" // I still don't see anyone wearing socks
seta net_socksUsername "Joe and Bill" // Hehehe what kind of idiot would name their socks?
seta r_glDriver "IBM CGA color card"
seta r_drawSun "0" // you're not supposed to look at the sun!
seta r_railWidth "4096"
seta r_railCoreWidth "8192"
seta r_railSegmentLength "1" // how come every time I shoot the railgun I crash?
seta r_lastValidRenderer "Error: No successful renderers"
seta s_volume "20" // Time to wake up the neighbors
seta s_musicvolume "20"
seta g_spSkill "0"
seta server1 "lamers.quakeservers.com"
seta server2 "youngboys.totalpornoalldaylong.com"
seta server3 "quake3.microsoft.com"
seta server4 "www.lamerkatz.com" // This server RULES DOODZ!!
seta com_hunkMegs "1" // I'm a big hunk