So by now I bet you're thinking "This L-Aim Bot sounds like the greatest thing in the world!", and "How can I get my own L-Aim Bot?", and maybe even "What custom accessories are available for the L-Aim Bot?" You're in luck, because I can answer both those questions!

L-Aim Bot Basic Package:

• (1) L-Aim Bot unit
• (1) remote control with 50-ft range
• (1) optical neurosys transponder
• (4) Sure-Grip pads to attach unit to any surface
• (1) Big cardboard box
• (5,792) Styrofoam packing peanuts

L-Aim Bot Deluxe Package:

• (1) Complete L-Aim Bot Basic Package
• (1) Copy of the best-seller "Lameness for Dummies"
• (1) Copy of the almost best-seller "The fun of L-Aim Bots at LANs"
• (1) Official L-Aim Bot bumper sticker
• (1) Bigger cardboard box than before
• (1,520) Additional styrofoam packing peanuts

How much would you pay for outstanding packages like that? Other retailers are selling these packages for $50,000, $70,000, even $100,000 dollars!! But you're in luck because I can offer the Basic package for only $900, with the Deluxe only $300 more!!

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! (audience yells)

Looks like I'll have to do better than that. Remember, when you order any of the L-Aim Bot packages, you not only get the guaranteed best bot out there, but you also get 1 full year of 24 hour technical support! And did I mention that the L-Aim Bot is fully CTF compatible? Yes that's right, you don't ever have to worry about shooting your own teammates in the back!

Not only will you get all that, but for today only I'll also throw in a free Official L-Aim Bot T-shirt with matching hat! When you're not watching the L-Aim Bot play Quake, you can go cruise around town in style, letting everyone know that you're a Quake master because you have the L-Aim Bot!

But that's not all! Order within the next hour and we'll even throw in a free L-Aim Bot Keychain! Show off your car keys in style! Or if you're not old enough to drive, use the keychain with your bike lock keys and prance around with your keys in front of all the big kids!

You get the entire L-Aim Bot package, the 24-hour tech support, the free T-Shirt, hat, and even a free keychain! This fantastic deal can be yours today for the low, low piddling small tiny dinky down-payment of $300 plus 17 additional payments of $49.95, and an extra $299 if you want the Deluxe package!!!

At these prices the deals won't last long, so order now!