Here it is! Witness the aweome power of the magnificent L-Aim Bot!!!!! You were probably expecting some kind of computer program, but the L-Aim Bot has many advantages over some stupid little program. First of all, you'll be happy to know that there's no big hefty download waiting for you! The L-Aim Bot ships with all the software you'll need!

The L-Aim Bot is competely undetectable, because even your computer assumes that you are playing! You don't have to do anything, in fact you don't even have to be in the room! Just sit back and relax as the L-Aim Bot does all the work! You'll never have to worry about keeping your Quake III skills up, because with L-Aim Bot you win ever time!

Features:

• Durable, long-lasting No-Slip™ pads on the claws guarentee traction on any mouse!
• Totally portable, self-contained unit with a long battery life! (100+ hours!)
• Sturdy unit base means it won't tip over during intense firefights!
• Lengthy arm provides adequate reach to mouse and keyboard!
• Fully adjustable skill level, from "Newborn Infant" to "L33T UNB34T4BL3 QV4K3 G0D!!"
• Compatible with all types of mice, even ball-less ones!
• Auto-sensitivity adjustment to correct for any mousepad! Use anything from a mirror to sandpaper!

I've never played a multiplayer game before in my life, but I just got Quake III last night and for some reason I kept losing! I know its not because I'm bad at games because I always beat my little brother at Street Fighter. Obviously the game was messed up, so I got L-Aim Bot to make up for that. I never lost a game again!
- Ray Plop

All you assholes that take Quake seriously are just losers with no life anyway! Most of you jerks are either LPBs or cheaters so don't f*cking tell me what I can't do! Complain all you want, ya f*cking jackasses!! All you morons have cheated all along so this just makes up for that! Ya f*cking pissants, babble on ya f*ckin moron! Go cry to your mommies you jackass whiners! Oh yeah, and f*ck you asswipe!
- a.j.

When I got both my arms torn off in a blimp accident, I thought my Quake career was over. Ha, I couldn't have been more wrong! Now thanks to L-Aim Bot, I'm doing better than I ever did before. Am I lucky or what?
- Xerxes Zyquoria

I've always been a lamer, but I've never been good at the game. Now that I have L-Aim Bot and I don't have to spend any time actually playing the game, I can concentrate entirely on pressing my "U SUX" bind the whole time! I'm having more fun than ever before!
- Hugh Jass

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I'm so busy with my job and managing a family that I don't have time to play Quake III anymore. L-Aim Bot solved that! Now I just join a server right before I got to bed, and let L-Aim Bot play all night long! My CLQ rating has never been higher!
- Chris Bort

Sounds pretty cool huh? I bet you're wondering how you can get the L-Aim Bot?