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5 Intelligent arguments for why we should Legalize the ZBot
By [ZBOT]RonaldG
The following are real reasons posted by real people who use auto-aiming bots in multiplayer Quake2 games as to why it's "okay" to use bots. Names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.
1. We begin with this solid argument by [ZBot]L00z3r, where he points out the key elements and makes many concise critical points. Pay special attention to his thesis sentence, which he then follows up with substantial evidence, as well as pointing out the flaws in the anti-ZBot community.
TOO MANY GEEKS AND LOOZERS WHO CLAIM IT RUINS THE GAME HAVE PROBLEMS WITH IT AND THATS COOL
CAUSE THEY THINK THAT THEIR SKILLS ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING WHEN IN REALITY THEY ARE A
TOTAL LOSER WITH NO LIFE AND LIVE ON QUAKE. ITS FUN TO GO ON A SERVER AND WHOOP SOME ASS
AND HAVE ALL THE GOOD GUYS CRYING FOR A CHANGE. SURE U CAN FLAME THIS BUT I ONLY PLAY
QUAKE LiKE 1 DAY A WEEK, AND I DONT AHVE THE TIME TO HONE MY SKILLS LIKE THE LIFE-LESS
LOOSERS n" GEEKKS OUT THERE WHO ARE GONNA FLAME THIS MESSAGE. BOTS RULE! AND ANYONE
WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS JUST A LAME LOW LIFE WHO HAS NO OTHER LIFE THAN QUAKE AND IS
EMBARRESSED THAT THEY GOT BEAT BY SOMEONE. WELL IGOT 2 WORDS FOR yA! SUCK IT! AND STFU
QUIT WHINING U LAME bASTARDS. IF YOUR SOO GOOD THIS BOT SHOULDNT BE A PROBLEM FOR YA. IF
YOUR NOT GOOD, THEN GET BETTER!
- [ZBot]L00z3r
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2. Joe Blow introduces a radically advanced idea that could revolutionize the way we think of bots. Note the powerful conclusion where leaves the floor open for improvements on current bots. Obviously the bots we have nowadays can't be much of a problem because they don't do anything but shoot!
ratbot is boring because it only aims how can you make it move? that would be cool like watching a movie on the computer! it would be cool if the ratbot could have unlimit invulenbility!
- Joe "Please help me: what is a bot?" Blow
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3. As BiOTch! shows in his intellectual arguement, the world is simply so cruel to some people and they deserve to use bots, simply to make up for their unfortunate situations. You should feel great sorrow for this poor guy, it seems things can't possibly get any worse for him.
ok let me tell you something you piece of crap: first off i have a bad connection and get a ping of about 375-475, second i dont have smooth animation or a 3d accelerator so i use software mode, third these are all reasons why my game lags a lot and i never win, fourth no matter how hard i practice i never get better. these are the reasons why i use bots SO GO BLOW YOURSELF HOMO!
- BiOTch!
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4. Bawt Yoozer easily tears down all opposing arguments with his mighty assertions. He focuses on how anti-bot people are overreacting and even insults them. What a l33t b4d455!!
Any server that does not employ anti-bot software is a bot friendly server by default, so what's the problem? Does your narrow mind comprehend that, or should I "put that in layman's terms" for ya Woody? Anyway Just because you spend more on your connection and hardware than you do on your mortgage, shouldn't mean you get an advantage in the game. At least bots are free-it evens the playing field.
- Bawt Yoozer
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5. Here we go... dA ShIzNit takes all the crap that anti-bot people say and crams it back up their asses! This guy is totally cool, like a rebel with a cause! I'm gonna name my kid after him!
listen you fucking @asshole pros who have NO LIFE EXCEPT playing with yourselves and playing quake. other NORMAL people don't spend their WHOLE LIVES playing quake LIKE YOU. so they need some help and this is the help they get. so go back to you fantasy world in quake and spend the rest of your lives(which you have none of as my origonal point stated) and go fuck yourselves!!!
- dA ShIzNit
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Now you know why bots should be, now and forever, always safe to use and completely accepted in Quake2! If you don't download a bot, you're just not as smart as bot users! These 5 arguments paint a pretty clear picture, maybe if you re-read them you would understand? I mean, its so obvious...
If you'd like to become a l33t h4x0r and use your bot to beat all the N0-5killz l00z3rz, download your bot here!!!
YEAH DOOD BOTZ ROOLZ!! http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/!!!!!!!!!!1
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