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Official LamerKatz "L4m3r Bot"

Bot design by Apathy[AGQx]
Model by Nod Tu Gud and DarkNova

If you're like me, you get the shakes if you don't get your daily dose of lamer activity. Unfortunately, sometimes my internet connection goes down, and I can't get onto any servers! Without any lamers to annoy me, what will I do? Kill myself?!?

The good news is that we now have a wonderful solution to this problem! You can download the L4m3r Bot and enjoy all the benefits of an online lamer, without going online! He crouches a lot, he kills himself, he even insults you nonstop! Just check out these realistic quotes:

The L4m3r Bot uses a custom model built off Tank Jr., and features not only the totally l33t skin (with the Epileptic Seizure-Inducing Color Flashing Shader™), but also a group of all new (and quite hilarious) sounds, hand-picked for the funniest possible experience possible! Sounds from such greats as The Simpsons and Monty Python and the Holy Grail are included. And yes, this model even featues the classic "target painted on the back" joke!

The L4m3r Bot now features red/blue teamplay skins, which means you can have L4m3r fight alongside you in CTF! But this isn't some ordinary bot, the L4m3r bot is a professional deal, which means it includes custom teamplay chat! Don't you just love the teamwork exhibited here?

Just for kicks I've also added a demo of me playing the bot on Nightmare difficulty. It's quite a spectacle, really. Grab the demo! Note: the new skin won't appear in this demo because it was filmed before the LamerKatz model was made.

So want to get the bot?? Download it here:

LamerKatz.com
Bobaa904.com


Remember to delete your old versions of the bot and model!
You don't need them anymore and keeping them may cause problems.
Delete 'md3-lamerkatz.pk3' and 'q3_bot_l4m3r.pk3'!
If he shows up twice in the menu, delete your baseq3/models/players/lamerkatz directory!

To play against the bot, start up a multiplayer game and add him through the ADD BOT menu.

If you use this model yourself, remember to use it safely and professionally, because you're also representing LamerKatz anytime you wear it, and any lame behavior by you guys could get blamed on me!


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