Unless you've been living under a rock, you know that Killcreek (the hot Quake goddess, who now works at Ion Storm) is featured on the cover of the March 2000 issue of PC Accelerator (click here to see it)! If you don't know what I'm talking about, or you have no idea who Killcreek is, be sure to check that last link out before continuing...

Back? Okay good. Being the head-honcho here at LamerKatz, and having high-up connections in every industry in the country, I was able to gain access to that photo shoot and meet up with Killcreek (actually I snuck in through the sewer pipe and hid in her closet). Anyway, as I was being kicked out by security guards, I managed to activate the fire alarm and slip away in the resulting confusion! Luck must have been on my side because I quickly bumped into Killcreek in a hallway. I mentioned the fact that I ran LamerKatz, and I had a great opportunity for her if she really wanted to finally get her name out there on the Internet. She didn't sound very impressed for some reason, but agreed to pose for an exclusive LamerKatz photo anyway! Whoo hoo, my day wasn't a total loss after all! Even when I add in all the lawsuits I got hit with the next day!

So here it is, our exclusive photo, the cover of LK Accelerator!