Want to play golf like the pros, without all of those hours of practice? Try the new Golfbot! Golfbot will make you play like a pro, even if you've never driven by a golf course!

How it works:
golfbot stands on the green, ball in hand, waiting for your swing. Then golfbot simply drops the ball in the hole! No need for any skill on your part, golfbot does the work for you! A hole in one, every time! Can't afford good clubs? No problem! With Golfbot, you don't even need clubs... just tee up and swing at the ball with anything remotelty resembling a golf club (a cane, ladel, a nice stick from any tree) and you will get a hole in one, every time!

Testimonials:
"I've just started playing Golf five weeks ago. My neighbor thought I might like it, so I went out to the course with him and he beat me! I thought, 'how did this guy beat me?' Sure, he has been playing at least once a week for the past 20 years, spent almost $2000 on his clubs and actually knows what "slice" means, but that shouldn't make a difference. Then I tried Golfbot and hit a hole in one very time! After three weeks, my neighbor not only stopped playing golf with me, he no longer speaks to me or allows his children to play with my children. Golfbot is the greatest!"
- David Smart

"gAlFbOt iZ k3wL cUz i KiN bEt 3v3r33 On tHeT i pLa. iM k3wL 2 cUz i bEt u hahahahaha"
- r0b34t g433n

"I LEARNED ABOUT GOLFBOT ON AOL. I LOVE IT BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY HAVE TIME TO LEARN HOW TO GOLF, BUT I HAVE THE RIGHT TO WIN"
- PRETTYFLOWER@AOL.COM

"I LEARNED ABOUT GOLFBOT ON WEBTV. I LOVE IT BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY HAVE TIME TO LEARN HOW TO GOLF, BUT I HAVE THE RIGHT TO WIN"
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- KITTEN@WEBTV.net

"I was once a pathetic loser, but now I'm a winner with Golfbot!"
- jacks@off.toomuch

"Due to the death of my rich uncle, I have tons of money. In the past year, I have spent over $27,000 dollars on golf clubs, balls and clothing, but I was still getting trounced by more experienced players. Golfbot changed all of that. Now, noone will play against me because they fear me! I am a god on the course!"
- lpb@stillusesabot.com

COMING SOON! GOLFBOT PRO!!!
With this exciting addition to Golfbot, you don't even have to leave your house! Two Golfbots work in tandem - one to swing your club, one to drop the ball in the hole - and all you have to do is set up a tee time and tell Golfbot where the course is! No more dragging your clubs around, no more worrying about a cart or caddy, just sit in you house and watch cartoons while becoming the best golfer ever!

Also Available:
Hockeybot - Beat that lamer Gretsky at his own game!
Pigskinbot - Who needs a punter, when you score a touchdown with every pass!
Strategybot - TA, Red Alert, it doesn't matter! begin every game with 4000 of the most powerful units available!

Disclaimer: While many of these programs may be considered cheating by those who have spent much time honing their skills and much money buying the best equipment, the intent of the software is only to level the playing field. After all, why should someone be rewarded for skill and hard work?