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White Screen of Death

Every once in awhile, I get an intelligent e-mail. This isn't one of them. In order to understand this e-mail, you should be familiar with Crosshair Bot.

Subject: aimbot
Date: Sun, 01 Jun 2003 02:56:51 +0000
From: "As If" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

Hiya,

I juss downloaded the aimbot. The thing is I don't know how to set it up. What do i type in the console like exactly (ex. /bind mouse2 +button5) <-- For grapple.....and like can i use this aimbot in regular skirmish's, without settin up a server n' stuff? Plz reply as soon as possible, thanks!

It's always a joy when people ask for help with "the aimbot" considering that I have about 20 non-working aimbots on my site.

Subject: Re: aimbot
Date: Sun, 01 Jun 2003 10:15:41 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>
To: "As If" <**********>

Mr. If,

Thank you for downloading one of our fine aimbot products. Pertaining to your inquiry, we need to know exactly which aimbot you downloaded before we can provide technical support.

Thank you,
- DN

Dum de dum...

Subject: Re: aimbot
Date: Sun, 01 Jun 2003 20:21:46 +0000
From: "As If" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

Hey,
THanks for the quick reply, but im not sure exactly wut version it is, so I have attached it to this email :)))

Thanks!

Attached was "crosshair_bot.zip", which, of course, is simply a script that makes your crosshair really big (thus meeting the claim that "your crosshair is always over the enemy"). It also turns your screen totally white so you can't see anything.

Subject: Re: aimbot
Date: Mon, 02 Jun 2003 8:19:11 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>
To: "As If" <**********>

Mr. If,

Based on the information you have sent, it appears you downloaded the "Crosshair Bot" (TM). Congratulations! This is a fine product, based on the Crosshair-X2100 aimbot kernel (widely respected as the most universal aimbot kernel). In response to your inquiry dated Saturday, May 31, 2003 7:56 PM, the commands you want to bind are "exec aimbotenable" and "exec aimbotdisable", which enable and disable the aimbot, respectively. The Crosshair Bot (TM) is fully functional in skirmish matches, you do not need to host a server.

Let me know if I may be of any more assistance.
- DN

Another satisfied customer. (I hope?)

Subject: Re: aimbot
Date: Tue, 03 Jun 2003 20:56:31 +0000
From: "As If" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

Hey,

Thanks for the help, but I still have a problem :( When I type "exec aimboteneable" into the console, in says execing aimbot or something like that. In other words, it starts to work. However when I do that the crosshair zooms in, and the whole screen becomes white besides the scores part. I can't see a thing. I can still move and everything I can hear the sounds and all, but the screen is all white. When I go "exec aimbotdisable" it goes back to normal. Cna you please help me.

Thanks!

Apparently this guy is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Let's see if I can have a little more fun.

Subject: Re: aimbot
Date: Tue, 03 Jun 2003 22:11:32 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>
To: "As If" <**********>

Mr. If,

Yes, that sounds like the White Screen of Death (WSOD) bug we've been trying to track down (#30152 on BugTracker). You may be able to fix this problem by downloading a beta .dll file. However, it only seems to work on systems with certain video cards. Can I get your complete system specs? If the .dll is compatible I'll set you up, and that should fix it.

- DN

Another satisfied customer. (I hope?)

Subject: Re: aimbot
Date: Wed, 04 Jun 2003 01:57:15 +0000
From: "As If" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

Hey,

Me again! Ok well my video card is terrible. Its a 1 GHz p3 processor, 256mb sdram , 60 gb harddrive, 11mb integrated intel video card. However, my computer can support nhl 2003 perfectly fine, which reccomends a 64mb video card....hope you can help me

Thanks again!

Integrated video card?? Ugh!

Subject: Re: aimbot
Date: Wed, 04 Jun 2003 17:14:09 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>
To: "As If" <**********>

Mr. If,

You video card is not compatible with our aimbot. Please come back when you have a real video card. If I can help you with anything else, let me know!

- DN

Never heard back... I wonder if I was able to get him to buy a new video card? Guess I'll never know.


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