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May 2nd began just like any other day. I got up, went to class, came home, checked my e-mail... and LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!

Subject: no subject
Date: Wed, 2 May 2001 18:19:53 -0700
From: "michael connell" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>

were can i download a aimbot?
the other link that the other guy left got me to a f*ck you web site or something

*Sigh* Yes folks, it's the aimbot-request-of-the-day... I would have figured that these would die down after the whole AndyBot incident, but unfortunately it looks like someone wasn't paying attention. What makes this one extra strange is that it's so far-fetched (the misspelling of "where", the fact that this page had no apparent effect on him). So at this point I'm thinking this is a joke, obviously some guy trying to have a little fun with me. Nevertheless I come up with some random reply...

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Wed, 2 May 2001 21:01:50 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>
To: "michael connell" <**********>

Which guy did that?

- DarkNova

Heh, the typical "ask the weird question to stall" maneuver... then inspiration hits me. If you've ever seen the improv comedy show Whose Line is it Anyway?, you've probably seen a game called "questions only" where the people can only talk in questions. Well, since I couldn't think of anything better to do, I decided to see how long I could make this conversation last using only questions. No statements at all. Will he catch on? Will he get mad and quit? Only time will tell...

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Fri, 4 May 2001 13:59:42 -0700
From: "michael connell" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>

the guy you were chatting with the dude that coded it the creator of the aimbot

Okay, so in order to win this game (note that ordinarily I'd have better things to do with my time but my DSL was down) I have to come up with some question that sort of fits into our conversation, while completely avoiding answering any of his questions. This is pretty easy at first.

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Fri, 4 May 2001 20:02:10 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>
To: "michael connell" <**********>

Ehh, when was this?

- DarkNova

He's obviously referring to my Interview with an Aimbot Coder, but I'll just play dumb :)

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Fri, 4 May 2001 20:59:21 -0700
From: "michael connell" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>

whe you were chatting with the dud that coded the aimbot
ill go try and look for it on the web

Let's see... I used "which" and "when"... next up is "where".

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Fri, 4 May 2001 21:11:01 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>
To: "michael connell" <**********>

Yeah, where is it?

- DarkNova

Is he actually going to hunt it down?

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Fri, 4 May 2001 21:08:26 -0700
From: "michael connell" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>

http://webvoid.stomped.com/71.html try this link it should get you to the chat room the dudes name it nopcode.

Wow, he did.

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Fri, 4 May 2001 21:28:50 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>
To: "michael connell" <**********>

Ahh, okay, so what exactly do you need from me?

- DarkNova

Blast my short-term memory! I've conveiniently forgotten why this guy contacted me in the first place!

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Sat, 5 May 2001 01:30:01 -0700
From: "michael connell" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>

a link to a web site were i can download it

Still misspelling "where"... obviously it's not sarcasm :/

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Sat, 5 May 2001 02:53:03 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>
To: "michael connell" <**********>

I see. And why do you need it from me?

- DarkNova

Seriously, if he actually read that interview with Nopcode... WHY is he e-mailing me? Did he take it SERIOUSLY?

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Sat, 5 May 2001 09:29:15 -0700
From: "michael connell" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>

i just thgought you might have it

Oh yeah, that's a reason. Onto the next question...

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Sat, 5 May 2001 18:30:39 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>
To: "michael connell" <**********>

Oh yeah, I have all of them, which one do you want?

- DarkNova

Okay that's sort of a hybrid half-statement, half-question... sue me :) I had to somehow imply that there were multiple bots to confuse him further.

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Sat, 5 May 2001 22:04:06 -0700
From: "michael connell" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>

theres more than one?

And it obviously worked.

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Sat, 5 May 2001 22:23:57 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>
To: "michael connell" <**********>

Yeah, what kind of features do you need?

- DarkNova

I feel like I'm running a warehouse! "Well let's see. If speed is your main concern, go with model #1589-A, but if you want accuracy I'd suggest #918-B2. The luxury model is #18A-1.2b but that may be out of your price range, so instead you could get a fully loaded #1951-g with all the accessories, like A/C and power windows..."

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Sun, 6 May 2001 07:53:45 -0700
From: "michael connell" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>

well what kind of features are there i thought all it did was aim for you and shoot

Oh, what don't they do? Golly gee!

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Sun, 6 May 2001 15:53:51 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>
To: "michael connell" <**********>

Um, do you even know what aimbots do?

- DarkNova

My aimbot fixes me breakfast, washes the car and takes the garbage out!

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Sun, 6 May 2001 18:51:21 -0700
From: "michael connell" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>

well i thought i did... any way i have an aimbot now what do i do?

Damnit, he went ahead and got an aimbot without me... guess there's no stopping him now :( Or is there...?

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Sun, 6 May 2001 19:03:14 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>
To: "michael connell" <**********>

Which one do you have?

- DarkNova

Inquiring minds want to know.

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Sun, 6 May 2001 19:00:02 -0700
From: "michael connell" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>

Q3A Aimbot by nopcode

Bah, the AOL of aimbots.

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Sun, 6 May 2001 19:36:17 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>
To: "michael connell" <**********>

Oh... Why did you get that one?

- DarkNova

Heh, I like how I covertly imply that he got the crappy aimbot :)

Subject: Re: no subject
Date: Mon, 7 May 2001 19:13:25 -0700
From: "michael connell" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@stomped.com>

it was the only one i could find why? i think we should meet in a chatroom cuz imean damn! ive wrote you like 10 messages. its no problem but this wold be resolved and not waste our time. and by the way thank you for helping me

Oh my gosh! He finally calls attention to the fact that we've sent 20 e-mails back and forth and have accomplish absolutely nothing! Genius!

Page 2 - the exciting conclusion!


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