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Aimbot Discrimination

Subject: d00d..
Date: Sat, 11 Aug 2001 05:03:12 -0500
From: "Matt" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

c0uld joo tell me where I can get a aimboy...or ..can you send me on?
I like need a aimbot supah fast!!
plz h3lp

*sigh* Yes, this is an unedited example of some of the horrendous e-mail I get. Due to the atrocious nature of this e-mail, I decided to take on the role of "English teacher" to this fool.

Subject: Re: d00d..
Date: Sat, 11 Aug 2001 04:17:03 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>
To: "Matt" <**********>

There is no "0" in could.
I don't know anyone named joo.
Never heard of an aimboy.
Send you on a what?
Supah = supper?
And I won't try to guess what that random string of characters at the bottom is.

- DarkNova


Subject: Re: d00d..
Date: Sat, 11 Aug 2001 07:02:15 -0500
From: "Matt" <**********>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

mah english isnt tew good. me wanted aimbot. super fast!

More evidence that the typical aimbot user is not capable of stringing together words into a sentence.

Subject: Re: d00d..
Date: Sun, 12 Aug 2001 15:30:54 -0700
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>
To: "Matt" <**********>

Well I don't think I can give an aimbot to anyone who doesn't speak good english. Sorry.

- DarkNova

I half expected for this guy to turn around and sue me for discrimination... Ahh well, it would never hold up in court, heh. Haven't heard anything yet though.

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