Obviously, not everyone in the world understands english. The entertaining part comes in when people THINK they understand english, only to fail miserably. Take, for example, the subtle understanding of the english language necessary to get the joke in my Quake3 CD-Key Cracker story, shown here for those of you who don't remember it:

Now, all we need is one of those not-quite-english-speakers to e-mail me, asking for the CD-Key...

Granted, his english typing skills are about on par with the average 13-year old l33t h4x0r d00d... Like, he's not quite to the level of using punctuation or any kind of sentence structure yet, but at least he can get the gist of his message across. However, he's obviously having a few problems because he didn't get the whole "cracker" thing. Now before you read my response, ask yourself, "What would I do?"

I never did get a response. Wonder why...