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I Found a Way to Keep CD-key Safe!

Contrary to popular belief, not all of the e-mails I receive are aimbot requests. In fact, only about 99.8% of them are aimbot requests. Here's one of those rare examples when the e-mail exchange didn't revolve around someone asking for an aimbot and me stalling for months on end.

FYI, this e-mail is in response to my CD-Key Safety Guide where I basically prove that there is no foolproof method to keep from losing your CD-key. But apparently, someone begs to differ...

Subject: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 3:57 PM
From: dieKatze88 <****************>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

Copy the cdkey file onto 100 cd's, and Place them every place you forsee being in the next 20 or so years.

Now really, if it were that easy, don't you think I would have thought of it??

Subject: Re: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 6:05 PM
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>
To: dieKatze88 <****************>

Pfft... Sorry, try again. CD-roms are going to be obsolete in a few years, so all your CD's would be useless. It would be like today trying to find a computer with a floppy drive! It's impossible, I tell you!

- DN

Don't deny this. 3.5" inch floppies are on there way out, and 5.25" floppies are already extinct. CD-roms are next!

Subject: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 9:13 PM
From: dieKatze88 <****************>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

Oh but its not impossible! I have a bunch of 486's with floppy drives, I use them as doorstops.

Damn, this guy is a step ahead of me. But don't worry, I'll beat him. This guy doesn't know who he's messing with...

Subject: Re: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 10:29 PM
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>
To: dieKatze88 <****************>

Oh sure, I bet you think you're pretty smart, what with your army of 486 doorstops and all... but that won't save you when the sun explodes into a giant supernova, crushing our pitiful little planet like a bug on a windshield! Then you'll be like,

"Nuts, I lost my cd-key. Luckily I have all my 486 doorstops with cd-roms so I can read my cd's and... OH NO!! THE SUN EXPLODED AND ALL MY 486 DOORSTOPS BURNED UP!"

And that's when you'll realize I was right all along.

- DN

HA! SUFFER MY WRATH!

Subject: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Wednesday, April 23, 2003 11:14 AM
From: dieKatze88 <****************>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

Why would I care about playing Q3 when the sun exploded?

That seems pretty obvious... with no sun, it would be dark outside, so we'd have to stay inside and play Quake all day... er, or whatever the equivalent of a "day" is after the sun explodes.

Subject: Re: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Wednesday, April 23, 2003 7:20 PM
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>
To: dieKatze88 <****************>

Whoa whoa, slow down, I'm not the one on trial here. Remember, YOU e-mailed ME!

You're just going to have to admit to the fact that your "unbeatable plan" wouldn't even be able to protect your cd-key against the earth was swallowed by the sun (or being crushed by a black hole, for that matter).

- DN

I AM UNBEATABLE!

Subject: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Thursday, April 24, 2003 10:11 AM
From: dieKatze88 <****************>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

Okay, if sun exploded I'd be screwed, but until then my plan is foolproof. Cause im da bomb.

HA... hmm, victory is bittersweet. When the sun DOES explode, I'll be able to laugh in this guy's face. But until then, he's got me at a loss. Or does he?

Subject: Re: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Thursday, April 24, 2003 2:12 PM
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>
To: dieKatze88 <****************>

Guess again, smart guy. Even if we go out on a limb and hypothetically assume that somehow the earth avoids getting blown apart by a supernova (just hear me out...), there's still the matter of all those places where you kept your cd-key. What's to stop your friends from just stealing your key?? Then your key would be banned and all those cd's you made would be as worthless as those AOL cd's.

- DN

See, that whole "sun exploding" thing was just a diversionary tactic to throw him off course.

Subject: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:10 PM
From: dieKatze88 <****************>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

They know that if they tried that, I'd kill them. especialy dave...

Yet another e-mail conversation turns to plotting MURDER. That seems to happen to me a lot these days.

Subject: Re: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Friday, April 25, 2003 4:10 PM
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>
To: dieKatze88 <****************>

*Guffaw!* Don't make me laugh. Killing you would be a simple matter. All I'd have to do is remove the 486 doorstop from your door, and the door would SLAM SHUT, sealing you inside, PERMANENTLY.

Then you'd just wither away and die from suffocation or starvation. Piece o' cake!

- DN

He has fallen into my trap! Victory is mine! Huzzah!

Subject: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Friday, April 25, 2003 8:44 PM
From: dieKatze88 <****************>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

But i have food in my room. 3 essentials in my room, Food, Place To sleep, Internet enabled computer (Cable Internet...) Theyll Never Kill me! Never!

Hmm... I... uh... gee... I've got nothing. He won... I don't believe it. I guess I'll have to admit concede defeat. I'll keep my dignity though.

Subject: Re: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Friday, April 25, 2003 10:50 PM
From: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>
To: dieKatze88 <****************>

Ohhh....!!! Well, you never mentioned you had FOOD in your room! :)))

LOL, sorry I ever doubted you! **grin** To think, we got all worked up over a simple misunderstanding!! ;DDDDD

If you had just said that in the beginning we could have avoided this little tiffle, tee hee hee!! ^_^

We can be best buds you, old pal! O_O!!! Toodles!

^_____^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;semicolon

- DN

Like I said, keep my dignity.

Subject: I found a way to keep cd-key safe!
Date: Saturday, April 26, 2003 3:32 PM
From: dieKatze88 <****************>
To: "DarkNova" <darknova@lamerkatz.com>

Ok Thats good. Lets Get together and play some Q3 some time.

Hmm, well that was fun. I'm very glad dieKatz88 and I could make this wonderful connection, it's what makes life worth living!


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