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Every once in a great while, LamerKatz releases a movie. These are a bit different from standard demos because they're recammed, set to music, and may even have somewhat of a plot (what a shocker!).

LamerKatz Chronicles Reloaded

The Long-Awaited Part of the Sequel that will Never be Released!!!!!!11

  • Too many deaths to count, synced to the still bitchin' music!
  • Totally recammed with KeyGrip2, again!
  • Over 3 minutes of classic Warrion!

    LamerKatz Chronicles Reloaded is the "Warrion" segment from what would have been LamerKatz Chronicles 2. Sadly, LKC2 will never see the light of day. However, I saved the best part from it, and present it here for your enjoyment.

    If you have Quake2, I highly recommend you go ahead and just download the straight demo. You'll get the best quality AND the lowest file size. You'll also get a cool bonus feature, not found in the videos!

    LamerKatz Chronicles Reloaded - Quake2 .dm2 demo - (2 megs)

  • Download from LamerKatz.com
    (unzip to your Quake2 directory, then run Quake2/lamerkatz/lk_warr.bat)

    LamerKatz Chronicles Reloaded - High quality DivX (32 megs)

  • Download from LamerKatz.com

    LamerKatz Chronicles Reloaded - Low quality DivX (10.5 megs)

  • Download from LamerKatz.com

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    If your media complains about a missing video codec, or doesn't display any video at all, download and install the latest DivX codec at www.divx.com.

    LamerKatz Chronicles

    The LamerKatz Music Video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

  • 6 individual demos in one, each set to bitchin' music!
  • Totally recammed with KeyGrip2!
  • Over 12 minutes long! (and its not boring!)

    LamerKatz Chronicles was my idea for a "Quake2 music video". Basically I wanted to take the hilarities of Quake2 deathmatch and set it with just the right tunes to make an experience like none other. It was originally released as a Quake2 demo on September 10, 1999, and the results proved to be amazing.

    Over a year has passed since then, and many new people have started reading LamerKatz that never even played Quake2. Chronicles is like a flagship product for LamerKatz, and I hated to see so many people missing out on such a funny demo. In that spirit, I decided it was about time I converted it to a movie anyone could watch.

    If you have Quake2, I highly recommend you go ahead and just download the straight demo. You'll get the best quality AND the lowest file size.
    LamerKatz Chronicles - Quake2 .dm2 demo - (5.9 megs)

  • Download from LamerKatz.com

    If you don't have Quake2, you can watch it you youtube here:

  • LamerKatz Chronicles - Part 1
  • LamerKatz Chronicles - Part 2

    You'll have to have the DivX codec in order to view these movies, you can get that here!

    Here's what people have said about LamerKatz Chronicles:

      - ROFLMAO This is sooooo funny but somehow a lot of it is soooooo true! :)

      - OMG, I was laughing so hard my wife called up the stairs asking if I was OK! That's the funniest Quake movie ever -- by a mile.

      - I downloaded the chronicles and laughed myself out of my chair. It truly brought a tear to my eye.

      - You have very nearly killed five people - by asphyxiation and laughing their lungs up.

      - This has to be the funniest shit I have seen in a loong time. Your choices of tunes were PERFECT, especially the 2 guys in the conclusion with Ramstein. I had trouble breathing for a few minutes after that one.


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