Submitted by pF.sandv!per

Actually, it came out better than I thought. I only caught bits and pieces, but these guys were actually conversing. I cut out most of the usual killing, since there's nothing too interesting to say...

Green = pF.sandv!per (cool guy) talking
Red = SS GaSkAmMer (idiot) talking
Yellow = (P) Venom-1 talking

Do you dare read on?

: (SS GaSkAmMer)(Beach): We need an engineer!
: (SS GaSkAmMer)(Beach): We need an engineer!

Well, being the team guy that I am, I switched while in limbo.

: pF.sandv!per (Beach): I'm a medic!
: pF.sandv!per (Beach): Oops.

Whoops, gotta work on my role binds :)

: (SS GaSkAmMer)(Sea Wall): Fire in the hole!
: (SS GaSkAmMer)(Sea Wall): Fire in the hole!
: (SS GaSkAmMer)(Sea Wall): Fire in the hole!
pF.sandv!per WAS KILLED BY TEAMMATE SS GaSkAmMer
: pF.sandv!per: goddamn...
: (SS GaSkAmMer)(Sea Wall): We need an engineer!
: pF.sandv!per: no shit. sigh.

The guy had like zero health. I innocently walked to med him, and he tosses a grenade at me. Thanks!

: (SS GaSkAmMer)(Sea Wall): Sorry.
: (SS GaSkAmMer)(Sea Wall): Sorry.
: (SS GaSkAmMer)(Sea Wall): Sorry.
(P) Venom-1: hey who got my email adress
Sub-Zero was blasted by Leafy Greens's support fire
SS GaSkAmMer: i did
SS GaSkAmMer: fag
SS GaSkAmMer: fuck it bitch fuck u hard

And it begins...

Singularity was killed by DipShit's MP40
(P) Venom-1: shut up will you you bitch
Sparfucile was killed by FireMaN 's .45ACP 1911
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Errr...?

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: pF.sandv!per: oh god
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Sub-Zero: shit sry
: pF.sandv!per WAS KILLED BY TEAMMATE SS GaSkAmMer
: (SS GaSkAmMer)(Beach): Affirmative.
: pF.sandv!per: argh

This time, it was just us two in the room. This keeps up, I'm gonna think he's doing this on purpose.

(P) Venom-1: any body that really wants to join a clan
SS GaSkAmMer: i do
(P) Venom-1: shut up

Good recruitment strategy right there.

SS GaSkAmMer: haha
(P) Venom-1: why you laughin
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SS GaSkAmMer: i wanna join your fag clan for homos

Hmm, wonder what kind of initiation they've got...

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: pF.sandv!per: clean your keyboard sub.
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I actually edited this. He spams for a lot longer. Want to see more? Didn't think so.

SS GaSkAmMer: i guess a fag clan would be for homos
(P) Venom-1: go sit oh your dildo
: pF.sandv!per: lmao
Cata was killed by pF.sandv!per's Thompson
Spetsnaz was killed by pF.sandv!per's Thompson
Agent Orange WAS KILLED BY TEAMMATE pF.sandv!per
: pF.sandv!per: doh

Well, that put a damper on my killing streak.

SS GaSkAmMer: hey venom can i join your cool clan for cool people?
(P) Venom-1: not anymore
SS GaSkAmMer: please i wanna be cool like u
(P) Venom-1: shut up i dont trust you anymore

Hmm, wonder what tipped him off.

: pF.sandv!per: trust?
pF.sandv!per WAS KILLED BY TEAMMATE germa2
pF.sandv!per: sigh

I'm all for friendly fire on, but you can tell they play a lot of vQ3 with FF off. "Rocket in the teammate's face? No prob!"

(P) Venom-1: who thinks im cool
pF.sandv!per: me
SS GaSkAmMer: not me
pF.sandv!per was cooked by Fallout's flamethrower

I get chat killed in the split second it takes to type "me". Great...

SS GaSkAmMer: i think you're a bit queer bitch who likes cock in his asshole
(P) Venom-1: neither are you asshole bitch motherfucker
SS GaSkAmMer: fuck it bitch fuck u hard

Obviously the rules of grammar don't apply to insults, just try to cram in as many "fuck"'s as possible and you'll get good results.

SS GaSkAmMer: lol venom is like 2
SS GaSkAmMer: 12
(P) Venom-1: 12 what
(P) Venom-1: 15 to bee exact
SS GaSkAmMer: lol baby
SS GaSkAmMer: 17
SS GaSkAmMer: 18 in feb
(P) Venom-1: wow a year older than a bitch dog i have

Sounds like a case of animal cruelty to me.

SS GaSkAmMer: you're so gay its not even funny
pF.sandv!per: im laughing
pF.sandv!per was ventilated by Cata's Venom
(P) Venom-1: it takes one to know one
pF.sandv!per: good comeback

Yep, interesting what you hear on the battlefield.