Usually I don't post simple condump of people swearing a whole bunch, because most of the time it's a one-sided argument, and doesn't make for a funny condump. In this game, however, there were 2 trash talking lamers, neither of which would shut up. This went on for 3 straight games before I left in disgust. I didn't get involved until the very end, just to mention how pathetic both of these guys were. It's a long condump, so just read the dialog.

Green = DarkNova[AGQX] (me) talking
Red = Gr8 (arrogant lamer) talking
Yellow = Brak (not-so-arrogant but still a lamer) talking
Lt. Blue = Anyone else talking

About here I'm thinking "I wonder what this game will be like..."

DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
GR8: eat a good dick fags

Nice way to start off a match, eh?

Brak entered the game
Base-Head entered the game
G entered the game
Suicidal Surfer13 ate Base-Head's rocket
GR8: I'm gonna own you al

Who's Al? :)

MykeLer entered the game
Base-Head entered the game
[88]DIABLO entered the game
Gr8 entered the game
Suicidal Surfer13 entered the game
G entered the game
Brak entered the game
DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
Base-Head called a vote.
Suicidal Surfer13 was machinegunned by Base-Head
Base-Head blew himself up.
[88]DIABLO was in the wrong place.
Brak almost dodged Gr8's rocket
Gr8 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Brak: F1 GUYS
G ate [88]DIABLO's rocket
Brak: F1
Gr8 almost dodged [88]DIABLO's rocket
GR8: f2 guys
[88]DIABLO cratered.
Base-Head was machinegunned by G
Vote failed.
MykeLer almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
GR8: don't listen to these newbie fasg
Suicidal Surfer13 was in the wrong place.
Gr8 was railed by MykeLer
Brak was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
GR8: newbie fags
GR8: all gay
G was in the wrong place.
MykeLer was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Base-Head was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
GR8: all the time
Brak: AND UR POINT>?>
Suicidal Surfer13 almost dodged [88]DIABLO's rocket
Brak was machinegunned by Base-Head
MykeLer almost dodged G's rocket
Brak: IMLOVWE DICK
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged G's rocket
GR8: I'm gonna kill you fags
MykeLer ate G's rocket
Brak almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
G ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
MykeLer ate Base-Head's rocket
Brak: YAH SURE HOMO
G ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] blew herself up.
Gr8 was in the wrong place.
Suicidal Surfer13 was in the wrong place.
MykeLer almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
[88]DIABLO was gunned down by Gr8
G almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
Base-Head was gunned down by Gr8
Gr8 was railed by MykeLer
[88]DIABLO was railed by Brak
GR8: fag
MykeLer almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
Suicidal Surfer13 was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
Brak was in the wrong place.
MykeLer: haha fag
Brak: you called?
Base-Head almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
MykeLer was gunned down by [88]DIABLO
G almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Brak was gunned down by [88]DIABLO
G ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Base-Head almost dodged [88]DIABLO's rocket
MykeLer: i was talking to grat
MykeLer was in the wrong place.
Base-Head was gunned down by [88]DIABLO
Brak was railed by Gr8
[88]DIABLO almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
GR8: newbie
Brak: what hun?
MykeLer almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Base-Head blew himself up.
Brak almost dodged Gr8's rocket
G almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Gr8 was machinegunned by MykeLer
Brak: lol
Suicidal Surfer13 was in the wrong place.
MykeLer almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Gr8's rocket
G was gunned down by [88]DIABLO
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged MykeLer's rocket
Brak was railed by Gr8
[88]DIABLO ate G's rocket
GR8: fag

This guy obviously has a limited vocabulary...

MykeLer blew himself up.
DarkNova[AGQx] ate Base-Head's rocket
Brak: newbie
G ate Base-Head's rocket
[88]DIABLO ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Suicidal Surfer13 ate Gr8's rocket
Brak was railed by Gr8
GR8: fag
DarkNova[AGQx] ate Base-Head's rocket
G was in the wrong place.
[88]DIABLO almost dodged G's rocket
Base-Head almost dodged G's rocket
Gr8 was railed by Brak
Brak: lol
Suicidal Surfer13 almost dodged G's rocket
G almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
Brak almost dodged MykeLer's rocket
MykeLer blew himself up.
[88]DIABLO was railed by Gr8
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
G ate Base-Head's rocket
Gr8 was railed by Brak
Brak: lol
Suicidal Surfer13 was railed by MykeLer
Base-Head cratered.
[88]DIABLO was railed by Gr8
Brak was in the wrong place.
MykeLer was in the wrong place.
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
MykeLer almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
[88]DIABLO was in the wrong place.
Brak was railed by Gr8
GR8: fag
Suicidal Surfer13 was machinegunned by [88]DIABLO
MykeLer ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Gr8 cratered.
G cratered.
Brak was railed by [88]DIABLO
Brak: hetrosexual

Brak is playing with GR8 a bit, but I still wish they would both just shut up

Gr8 was in the wrong place.
MykeLer almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
GR8: your queer dude
Gr8 cratered.
[88]DIABLO almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
Brak was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
MykeLer was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
G was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
Brak: so and
Brak: ?
Suicidal Surfer13 almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] was machinegunned by MykeLer
MykeLer was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
G was railed by [88]DIABLO
Gr8 was railed by [88]DIABLO
Brak almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Base-Head was machinegunned by Gr8
G almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
MykeLer cratered.
Brak was gunned down by Gr8
Gr8 was machinegunned by [88]DIABLO
Suicidal Surfer13 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Brak: ;ol
GR8: haha'
Brak was gunned down by [88]DIABLO
MykeLer ate G's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
G almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
Base-Head was machinegunned by G
Brak was railed by Gr8
G ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Brak almost dodged Gr8's rocket
Suicidal Surfer13 was in the wrong place.
GR8: fag
[88]DIABLO almost dodged G's rocket
MykeLer almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Base-Head almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
G was pummeled by Brak
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Gr8
Brak almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
G cratered.
DarkNova[AGQx] cratered.
Suicidal Surfer13 was railed by [88]DIABLO
MykeLer almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
Brak: i rule you fool

I rule you fool! Hey, that rhymes!

Base-Head almost dodged Gr8's rocket
G ate Gr8's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Gr8
G almost dodged MykeLer's rocket
MykeLer was machinegunned by Brak
Brak almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
[88]DIABLO ate Gr8's rocket
Brak almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
[88]DIABLO was railed by Gr8
MykeLer was in the wrong place.
G was railed by Gr8
[88]DIABLO almost dodged Base-Head's rocket
Base-Head ate [88]DIABLO's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Gr8's rocket
Brak cratered.
G was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
MykeLer almost dodged Gr8's rocket
Base-Head almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Suicidal Surfer13 was in the wrong place.
G almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Brak was machinegunned by [88]DIABLO
[88]DIABLO ate Brak's rocket
MykeLer ate Gr8's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] hit the fraglimit.
Gr8 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket

Whew, the action stops for a sec... time for the post-game dialog:

Base-Head: gg
DarkNova[AGQx]: gg
GR8: I own all you fags
Brak: ha ha you lost gr8
Base-Head: callvote kick gr8
Brak: you suck
[88]DIABLO: you suck gr8
GR8: that's because your gay

GR8 sucks because they are gay... (?????)

MykeLer disconnected
Suicidal Surfer13 entered the game
Gr8 entered the game
DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
MykeLer connected
Brak entered the game
Gr8 called a vote.
MykeLer entered the game
Base-Head entered the game
[88]DIABLO entered the game
Gr8 entered the game
Suicidal Surfer13 entered the game
G entered the game
Brak entered the game
DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
Base-Head was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
Brak was gunned down by Gr8
[88]DIABLO disconnected
MykeLer was gunned down by G
Brak: evry one callvote kill gr8
G was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] ate Gr8's rocket
Brak: lol
RealBadMojo connected
Brak: be a fag killer
GR8: why, you fags can't frag me?
G ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Brak ate Gr8's rocket
G ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] blew herself up.
Brak: lol
Brak: you lost homo
GR8: newbie
Brak: you suck ass
DarkNova[AGQx] ate Gr8's rocket
RealBadMojo entered the game
Suicidal Surfer13 was melted by G's plasmagun
Brak: you use to be good
G was pummeled by Gr8
Brak: what happened to muck dick?
Brak: in the ass?
G was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
Gr8 was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
Gr8 called a vote.
G almost dodged RealBadMojo's rocket
Base-Head Server command overflow
Brak was melted by Gr8's plasmagun
Gr8 was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was melted by Gr8's plasmagun
Brak: must be your lvl right ??
Gr8 was gunned down by G
G was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
Brak: you suck ass homo
G was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
MykeLer Server command overflow
GR8: every level is my level newbie
RealBadMojo was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
Vote failed.
Brak: lol
Brak: uhuh
Brak was melted by G's plasmagun
Brak: uh huh
DarkNova[AGQx] ate Gr8's rocket
RealBadMojo was melted by G's plasmagun
G was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
Brak: and your exsperianced?
Gr8 was melted by G's plasmagun
RealBadMojo ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Brak was melted by G's plasmagun
RealBadMojo was melted by Gr8's plasmagun
Suicidal Surfer13 ate G's rocket
RealBadMojo ate G's rocket
G almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Gr8 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Gr8 was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
RealBadMojo almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Brak renamed to GR8 Im Gay

Note that last line, Brak changed his name to "GR8 Im Gay". Isn't he clever?

GR8 Im Gay was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
RealBadMojo almost dodged G's rocket
G was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
GR8 Im Gay: hi sailors
Suicidal Surfer13 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Gr8 was machinegunned by GR8 Im Gay
GR8 Im Gay: lol
DarkNova[AGQx] ate G's rocket
Gr8 almost dodged G's rocket
GR8: you are gay
GR8: newbie
GR8 Im Gay was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
RealBadMojo was melted by Gr8's plasmagun
Gr8 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
GR8 Im Gay: i am a newbie in
GR8 Im Gay: !
RealBadMojo ate G's rocket
Suicidal Surfer13 was melted by GR8 Im Gay's plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Gr8's rocket
GR8 Im Gay ate G's rocket
RealBadMojo was pummeled by Gr8
DarkNova[AGQx] ate Gr8's rocket
GR8 Im Gay ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Gr8 blew himself up.
GR8 Im Gay: lol
Suicidal Surfer13 was melted by G's plasmagun
RealBadMojo was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Gr8
GR8 Im Gay: this is my new name for good
Gr8 was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
RealBadMojo ate G's rocket
GR8: worship me newbie
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged G's rocket
G was gunned down by Gr8
GR8 Im Gay ate Gr8's rocket
RealBadMojo almost dodged Gr8's rocket
GR8 Im Gay: worship my asshole
DarkNova[AGQx] was machinegunned by RealBadMojo
RealBadMojo ate Gr8's rocket
GR8 Im Gay was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
RealBadMojo ate Gr8's rocket
Gr8 was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
Suicidal Surfer13 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
GR8 Im Gay: now darknova has skills and he is not arrogant

*Blush* But he's still not getting off the lamer hook :)

G almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Gr8's rocket
GR8 Im Gay: wow
RealBadMojo was machinegunned by G
Gr8 was machinegunned by G
G almost dodged Gr8's rocket
GR8 Im Gay: imagine that
Gr8 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
GR8 Im Gay: hmmmm
Suicidal Surfer13 was machinegunned by G
GR8 Im Gay: well
DarkNova[AGQx] was machinegunned by G
GR8 Im Gay: im ...
RealBadMojo almost dodged Gr8's rocket
GR8 Im Gay: !
G cratered.
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Gr8's rocket
Gr8 almost dodged RealBadMojo's rocket
Suicidal Surfer13 almost dodged Gr8's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] hit the fraglimit.
GR8 Im Gay was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun

More post-game chat. Wheee!

GR8: you fags suck
GR8 Im Gay: gg dark
GR8: give me some competition
GR8 Im Gay: and you lose
GR8 Im Gay: lol
GR8: and your gay
GR8 Im Gay: so?

Suicidal Surfer13 entered the game
Gr8 entered the game
DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
Suicidal Surfer13 was pummeled by Gr8
G entered the game
GR8 Im Gay entered the game
RealBadMojo entered the game
Gr8 entered the game
Suicidal Surfer13 entered the game
G entered the game
GR8 Im Gay entered the game
DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
GR8 Im Gay: im gr8 of course im gay

I finally decide to pop in, just to let these guys know I've been listening

DarkNova[AGQx]: how old are you guys? 12?
DarkNova[AGQx] was pummeled by Gr8
GR8 Im Gay: duh
GR8 Im Gay: close
GR8 Im Gay: 11
RealBadMojo was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
GR8 Im Gay was railed by Suicidal Surfer13
DarkNova[AGQx]: you take this WAY to seriously
GR8 Im Gay: and im gay
Suicidal Surfer13 was gunned down by Gr8
GR8 Im Gay: no fag boy does
GR8 Im Gay: i hate arrogant faggot ass good players
G cratered.
RealBadMojo almost dodged G's rocket
Suicidal Surfer13 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was electrocuted by G
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Gr8's rocket
Suicidal Surfer13 was railed by G
RealBadMojo was railed by Gr8
GR8 Im Gay: wow your winning homo
Gr8 was machinegunned by RealBadMojo
GR8: I always win fag

GR8 apparently hasn't been paying attention to the scoreboard the past 2 games :)

GR8 Im Gay: good girrgle girrgle girrgle
G almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
GR8 Im Gay: lol
GR8 Im Gay: not
GR8 Im Gay: ou just lost twicwe
GR8 Im Gay: lol
Gr8 cratered.
GR8 Im Gay: you got parkensons or what?
Gr8 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
RealBadMojo almost dodged Gr8's rocket
G almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Gr8's rocket
GR8 Im Gay: like my new name for lifew?
GR8 Im Gay: life?
RealBadMojo ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
GR8: lol
Suicidal Surfer13 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
GR8: I love it
G almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
GR8: newbie
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Gr8
GR8 Im Gay: i bet veteran
G was railed by Gr8
RealBadMojo was electrocuted by DarkNova[AGQx]
G was electrocuted by DarkNova[AGQx]
GR8 Im Gay: and you suck for a vet
Earwig connected
RealBadMojo was machinegunned by G
Suicidal Surfer13 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] was electrocuted by G
GR8 Im Gay: mettalicator can kick your ass
GR8 Im Gay: no prob
Suicidal Surfer13 disconnected
GR8: w3ow
Earwig entered the game
GR8: newbie/
GR8 Im Gay: i seen him
Earwig was railed by Gr8
GR8 Im Gay: you suck
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Gr8
GR8 Im Gay: and gfunk
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged G's rocket
RealBadMojo almost dodged Gr8's rocket
GR8 Im Gay: they both own you
Earwig ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] blew herself up.
RealBadMojo almost dodged G's rocket
G was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
GR8: uh huh
GR8: go get em
Earwig almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
GR8 Im Gay: well , lets not forget dark owns you too

Hehehe, he's got a point there :)

RealBadMojo almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by G
seam connected
GR8 Im Gay: OWN OWN OWN
Earwig almost dodged Gr8's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged G's rocket
GR8 Im Gay: lol you suck ass
seam entered the game
GR8 Im Gay: tthis will be three in a row
GR8 Im Gay: that you lose
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Earwig's rocket
Earwig ate Gr8's rocket
GR8 Im Gay: lol
seam ate Gr8's rocket
G was electrocuted by Earwig
GR8 Im Gay: you newbie
Earwig ate Gr8's rocket
G ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by RealBadMojo
GR8 Im Gay ate Gr8's rocket
GR8 Im Gay: and ytou will lose
GR8 Im Gay: i hate you faggot
RealBadMojo was electrocuted by Earwig
GR8 Im Gay: i really do
GR8: I love you newbie
DarkNova[AGQx] was electrocuted by Earwig
GR8 Im Gay: i bet homo
G was railed by Gr8
GR8 Im Gay: i am...
GR8 Im Gay: !
C.Narley[KMA] connected
Earwig was electrocuted by DarkNova[AGQx]
seam was electrocuted by RealBadMojo
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Gr8's rocket
GR8 Im Gay was melted by G's plasmagun
Earwig almost dodged Gr8's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] was melted by G's plasmagun
Gr8 was machinegunned by Earwig
seam was melted by G's plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Earwig's rocket
G was machinegunned by Earwig
Earwig was machinegunned by seam
GR8 Im Gay: dark fuck him up man
GR8 Im Gay: whats yup dude
seam was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
G was machinegunned by seam
RealBadMojo ate Gr8's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] cratered.
GR8 Im Gay: man im too drunk
Earwig was machinegunned by G
G ate Earwig's rocket
RealBadMojo almost dodged Gr8's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by seam
seam cratered.
GR8 Im Gay: to fuck with a newbie like gr8
G was gunned down by Earwig
RealBadMojo almost dodged Gr8's rocket
seam was electrocuted by DarkNova[AGQx]
Earwig was electrocuted by DarkNova[AGQx]
G was machinegunned by seam
DarkNova[AGQx] was machinegunned by GR8 Im Gay
seam almost dodged Gr8's rocket
seam was electrocuted by DarkNova[AGQx]
G was electrocuted by DarkNova[AGQx]
GR8 Im Gay almost dodged Earwig's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] ate Gr8's rocket
Gr8 was machinegunned by Earwig
RealBadMojo was electrocuted by G
seam was electrocuted by DarkNova[AGQx]
GR8 Im Gay: now earwig has skills
GR8 Im Gay: unlike you gr8
GR8 Im Gay almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
seam almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
RealBadMojo was electrocuted by DarkNova[AGQx]
GR8 Im Gay was electrocuted by DarkNova[AGQx]
G ate Gr8's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] was machinegunned by seam
seam almost dodged Earwig's rocket
Gr8 was electrocuted by DarkNova[AGQx]
GR8 Im Gay ate G's rocket
G ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
RealBadMojo was machinegunned by GR8 Im Gay
DarkNova[AGQx] was machinegunned by seam
Earwig was gunned down by Gr8
Gr8 ate seam's rocket
seam blew himself up.
GR8 Im Gay was machinegunned by Earwig
seam almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Gr8 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
GR8 Im Gay was electrocuted by seam
DarkNova[AGQx] hit the fraglimit.
Earwig ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
GR8 Im Gay: lol
GR8 Im Gay: ha ha ha ha ha
DarkNova[AGQx]: gg
GR8 Im Gay: 3 in a row
GR8: 2 frags
GR8 Im Gay: loseer
GR8: that is funny
GR8 Im Gay: lol

I left after that. I usually have a high tolerance for lamer activity, but this was just too bad. Anyway I already had enough for a decent condump :)