Posted on alt.games.quake2 by pin77[AGQ2]

I came on to the server and X-Winger was playing 1 on 1 with someone else. That guy left because X-Winger was talking trash. So, I told him his trash talking wouldn't bother me and he invited me in for a little action. A few other spectators were connecting to watch the game, but I was the talk of the server because of my low ping.

Players:
Lt. Green = pin77[AGQ2] talking
Green = pin77[AGQ2] making a kill
Lt. Red = X-Winger talking
Red = X-Winger making a kill

Observers:
Purple = Computer User (innocent bystander)
Lt. Blue = 138 (innocent bystander)
Yellow = ack (not quite innocent bystander)
Orange = HuLkStEr (note quite innocent bystander)
Blue = [DWOV]ICEMAN (note quite innocent bystander)

Here's where it starts off, during the warmup game. Apparently ack and HuLkStEr had been yelling at each other for a while.

ack: Hulkster r u 12??
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
HuLkStEr: ack im sick of your shot
HuLkStEr: shot=shit in this conversation
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger: look at ping diff
[DWOV]ICEMAN: ack tell your mom to come pick up her drawers
ack: I haven't shot yet
All players ready... countdown starts!
X-Winger: GL
Voting now disabled.
Teams locked.
HuLkStEr: ack im 15
HuLkStEr: penis brain

Hmm, looks like this should prove to be an interesting match...

Match has started!
ack: off by 3 .. hehe
X-Winger: yup
HuLkStEr: you are 12
HuLkStEr: thats why you asked me
HuLkStEr: dumbass
ack: I must have been thinking of your IQ
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
HuLkStEr: did you learn that from your elementary teacher?
ack: your mom is good
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
[DWOV]ICEMAN: hahaahha
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
HuLkStEr: yeah my mom is good at making cookies
X-Winger: ya right
[DWOV]ICEMAN: mom is good thats lame
[DWOV]ICEMAN: ack your a fucking homo
[DWOV]ICEMAN: you take it in the ass dont you?
HuLkStEr: ack is a butt fucking tool
ack: saphien ... correct
[DWOV]ICEMAN: ack does your mom know your gay?
pin77[AGQ2] was railed by X-Winger
[DWOV]ICEMAN: you are fucking lame
HuLkStEr: gay 12 year olds
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
[DWOV]ICEMAN: ack do you use a condom to fuck your men?

The background conversation is certainly entertaining, but there's a game to play

X-Winger: damn lag!!
pin77[AGQ2] was railed by X-Winger
HuLkStEr: he dont need no condom
HuLkStEr: he uses his toungue
HuLkStEr: tongue
HuLkStEr: DAMNIT, ENGLISH SUCKS
Computer User connected
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
ack: I'll fuck you without one
HuLkStEr: spanish is way better
pin77[AGQ2] was railed by X-Winger
HuLkStEr: see? told ya
HuLkStEr: he dont need one, he fucks guys without condoms..
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
HuLkStEr: good job iceman
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
ack: I'm a big black guy, come here little white fuckin kid
HuLkStEr: ack I hope you know you can get STD's
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger: ya
[DWOV]ICEMAN: hahahaha
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
HuLkStEr: ass fucking guys... that can get you fucked up
[DWOV]ICEMAN: hahahah
HuLkStEr: I learned that in sex ed
[DWOV]ICEMAN: hulk one of these dudes wants to rail with you
HuLkStEr: WHO?
ack: hehe
[DWOV]ICEMAN: the juice
HuLkStEr: ?
HuLkStEr: you pervert!
[DWOV]ICEMAN: brb
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]

Here comes the profanity!

X-Winger: bull shit!
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
HuLkStEr: winger
X-Winger: im fucking pissed!
HuLkStEr: hes a fucking super duper lpb
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger: no fuck!!
ack: it's prolly his server
Computer User: you are out pinged
HuLkStEr: no
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
Computer User: it's not his server
HuLkStEr: ITS CALLED A T3!!!

Hah, he's so desperate for an insult he'll try anything

X-Winger: Pin sux for his ping though
HuLkStEr: stupid ass
HuLkStEr: elementary bastard
ack: he told ya then??
[DWOV]ICEMAN: hulk im getting a server
HuLkStEr: ok, i dont care
HuLkStEr: give me a server.
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
HuLkStEr: GIVE ME A SERVER DAMNIT
X-Winger: die bitch!
HuLkStEr: heheh
[DWOV]ICEMAN: ill give it to you on icq when i get it
pin77[AGQ2]: haha
HuLkStEr: give it here... not icq.
pin77[AGQ2] was railed by X-Winger
pin77[AGQ2]: I'll kick u anywhere
ack: pin..what connection u on?
HuLkStEr: pin you want some??
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
Computer User: You tell me pin
HuLkStEr: pin you dont want any
X-Winger: trade pings and I'll womp on u

Oh, wait... it's not X-Winger's fault, he's just losing because of his ping

X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger: god!
HuLkStEr: go player 1!!!
HuLkStEr: pin you have a T3 right? at your university?
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger: suck my dick
pin77[AGQ2]: big deal your ping is 140
HuLkStEr: T3 at your university
pin77[AGQ2]: i switch
X-Winger: 160!

YEAH HIS PING ISN'T 140! IT'S 160!! GET IT RIGHT!!

HuLkStEr: pin answer us..
X-Winger: im skipping like crazy here!!
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
HuLkStEr: T3?
X-Winger: wtf??
Computer User: pin has a tin can and two strings :)
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
HuLkStEr: poor bastard
X-Winger: it wont shoot sometimes!
HuLkStEr: ping diff, duh duh
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
5 minutes remaining in match.
138 connected
HuLkStEr: hey ack
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
Computer User: X-Winger, feel free to pull the trigger anytime!
HuLkStEr: GO AWAY!!
Computer User: Hi 138!
HuLkStEr: winger jumps way too much
138: hey kids!
pin77[AGQ2] was railed by X-Winger
X-Winger: haha u suck
pin77[AGQ2] was railed by X-Winger
X-Winger: fucker

What's this? Is X-Winger making a comeback?

ack: no sense whining about things that can't change
HuLkStEr: you have all that shit binded dont you?
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger: ack
ack: yes
HuLkStEr: is gay
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger: i cant win
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]

Apparently not.

X-Winger: my delay is 2 seconds!
HuLkStEr: no its not
HuLkStEr: you have 150 ping
X-Winger: yes it is
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
HuLkStEr: stupid ass
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
HuLkStEr: its 1
X-Winger: at times it's 2
Computer User: oh yeah! my delay is 1/2 a second!
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
HuLkStEr wimped out and left. (clients = 2)
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
pin77[AGQ2] was railed by X-Winger
X-Winger: haha bitch
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger: die!
ack: n1
Computer User: lol, trash talking bitch
pin77[AGQ2] was railed by X-Winger
X-Winger: haah
pin77[AGQ2] was railed by X-Winger
ack: n1
X-Winger: haha
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
138: hehehe
ack: hehe
138: :)
[DWOV]ICEMAN wimped out and left. (clients = 2)
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
ack: hehe
Computer User: hahahahahaha
1 minute remaining in match.
pin77[AGQ2] was railed by X-Winger
138: Doh!
X-Winger: bitch
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
pin77[AGQ2] was railed by X-Winger
138: :P
X-Winger: bitch
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
X-Winger: ack
ack: wah
138: :)
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]
pin77[AGQ2] was railed by X-Winger
ack: wow
Computer User: Who wants to trade pings?
138: ouch
X-Winger was railed by pin77[AGQ2]

Darn! So close!

Timelimit hit.
pin77[AGQ2] defeats X-Winger: 39 - 12

Accuracy info for "pin77[AGQ2]"
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Railgun : 23.8% (39/164 hits)
Total damage given: 15600
Total damage rcvd : 4800

X-Winger: i win
ack: gg
pin77[AGQ2]: close
138: i win
138: :P
pin77[AGQ2]: dick
138: thanks
X-Winger: calculate the pings and i win
X-Winger: heheheh
X-Winger: c ya giuys
X-Winger wimped out and left. (clients = 1)

Needless to say, he was quickly banned from the server. Loser.