Okay, so as everyone should know, my DSL went down when Northpoint went out of business. I had to endure 78 days (that's nearly 3 months) of dial-up access. Now I used to rock the world in Quake2 on my 28.8, but after being an LPB for so long there was no way I could play any Q3 during this time. After months feeling my skills deteriorate, finally I got DSL back and immediately hit the Q3 servers. Naturally I was eager to see what the lamers had been up to, but I didn't expect to run into such a pathetic example in my first game. Let's see what happens.

Green = DarkNova[AGQX] (me) talking
Red = Snotdog (lamer) talking
Yellow = vnapo talking
Lt. Blue = MIGHTY1 talking

Okay, remember, last time I played Quake was months ago, so don't laugh...

DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
BLUE was gunned down by Snotdog
noddy ate Snotdog's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] was melted by BLUE's plasmagun
BLUE was gunned down by Snotdog
noddy ate Snotdog's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Snotdog's rocket
noddy was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] was melted by Snotdog's plasmagun
noddy almost dodged Snotdog's rocket
noddy was gunned down by Snotdog
Snotdog ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket

Ahh my first frag in months! How I missed that sweet feeling...

noddy disconnected
Snotdog: u fucking spammning tfuck
Snotdog: u fucking pos

No way! A lamer already?? What are the odds!?!

DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
Snotdog was gunned down by BLUE
Snotdog: om,g
Snotdog: rtufkvu moprons
Snotdog: wtf ios this 3v1
Snotdog: u fucking gooks
BLUE was melted by Snotdog's plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Snotdog's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Snotdog's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Snotdog's rocket
Snotdog hit the fraglimit.

Hmm, I suck. I'm getting a lot of lag and stuttering, I hope my DSL line isn't all crappy. Or maybe I'm just out of practice?

BLUE was melted by Snotdog's plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
BLUE entered the game
Snotdog entered the game
Snotdog called a vote.

He wants to play Q3DM17. After months of not playing, I think I need some time to warmup up before I attempt a rail map.

Vote failed.
Snotdog called a vote.
Snotdog: yes it
Snotdog: this map is gay]
Snotdog: hit f1
DarkNova[AGQx]: i just got here
Vote failed.

Yeah, gimme a few minutes to get used to things.

Snotdog almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Snotdog: u fucking gook
Snotdog: i swaer
Snotdog: wtf is ur problem
DarkNova[AGQx]: ?
Snotdog: u fucking load up on everything
Snotdog: u fucvking lamer
DarkNova[AGQx]: lol

Oh jeez, I could have killed him as he did the callvote, but I politely left him alone until he was ready. Look at the thanks I get!

BLUE was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
Snotdog was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
Snotdog: ojmg
BLUE was melted by Snotdog's plasmagun
Snotdog was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
BLUE was gunned down by Snotdog
BLUE was melted by Snotdog's plasmagun
Snotdog was machinegunned by BLUE
Snotdog: opmFG
Snotdog: FUCK YOU}
Snotdog: FUCK YOU
Snotdog: I CANT BELIVE THAT BNULLSHIT
BLUE ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
BLUE was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
BLUE was gunned down by Snotdog
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
BLUE was gunned down by Snotdog
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
BLUE was gunned down by Snotdog
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
BLUE was melted by Snotdog's plasmagun
Snotdog was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx]: omg!
Snotdog: uu fucking gooks
BLUE was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
BLUE ate Snotdog's grenade
BLUE was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Snotdog: u ufkcing no aim pos

Judging from the constant spelling errors, I'd say this guy is either completely going out of his mind, or he weighs like 500 pounds and can't type because his fingers are too fat. Or both.

BLUE was gunned down by Snotdog
Snotdog was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] was melted by Snotdog's plasmagun
Snotdog: u cant hit shit

Heh, actually he's right. My ping is going from 60 to 200 any time I shoot. Please don't tell me I waited 78 days for a DSL line that doesn't work!!!

DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
DarkNova[AGQx] was melted by Snotdog's plasmagun
BLUE ate Snotdog's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx]: you seem upset about something
BLUE almost dodged Snotdog's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
Snotdog was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog: UF THAT
Snotdog: DFUXK YOU
Snotdog: DFUCK YOU
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
BLUE was gunned down by Snotdog
BLUE was gunned down by Snotdog
Dog Balls...... connected
Dog Balls...... entered the game
Dog Balls...... was gunned down by BLUE
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
Dog Balls...... was gunned down by Snotdog
BLUE almost dodged Snotdog's rocket
Dog Balls...... disconnected
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Snotdog's rocket
Dog Balls...... connected
Dog Balls...... entered the game
BLUE almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Dog Balls...... was gunned down by Snotdog
Dog Balls...... was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
BLUE was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
Snotdog almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Snotdog: omg
Snotdog: u no aim
Snotdog: tfukcing moron
Dog Balls...... almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
BLUE ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Snotdog: only reason u have any kills is beacuse u loaded at the start
Snotdog: u fucking goook
Dog Balls...... was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
BLUE was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
Dog Balls...... was gunned down by Snotdog
Snotdog was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
Dog Balls...... blew himself up.
Timelimit hit.
Snotdog: u lame shit
Snotdog: omg
Snotdog: fuck you
DarkNova[AGQx]: relax
DarkNova[AGQx]: lol

Jeez, this guy is going to have a brain aneurism like any day now.

Snotdog: 10 kills before we even started
DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
BLUE entered the game
Snotdog entered the game
Dog Balls...... entered the game
Snotdog: u fucking moron
Snotdog: u have no fucking skill
Snotdog: u lame pos
DarkNova[AGQx] was machinegunned by Snotdog
Snotdog: fucking lamer

Baahahahhahah!! Right, dude, whatever you say.

Snotdog ate Dog Balls......'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx]: you're funny dude
Snotdog was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
Dog Balls...... was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog: omg
Snotdog: fuck you
Snotdog: such lkame shit
Snotdog: u have to 2v1
Dog Balls...... was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
Snotdog: u lame fucking asshole
BLUE was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
BLUE almost dodged Snotdog's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Snotdog's rocket
Dog Balls...... ate Snotdog's rocket
BLUE was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Snotdog's rocket
BLUE disconnected
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
Dog Balls...... disconnected
DarkNova[AGQx] blew herself up.
DarkNova[AGQx] was melted by Snotdog's plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
Snotdog almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Snotdog: omg
Snotdog: shoot that fucking ground
Snotdog: u owned pos

At least he's not making any spelling errors.

DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Snotdog
DarkNova[AGQx] was machinegunned by Snotdog
Snotdog was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog: yomfg
Snotdog: vbet fuiking skill

Ahh never mind, spoke too soon.

DarkNova[AGQx]: waaahh
Snotdog: u fucking asshole\
Snotdog called a vote.
Vote cast.

He does a callvote to kick me, but since us two are the only people on the server, I'd have to vote to kick myself. Genius!

Vote failed.
Snotdog: u have no skill
Snotdog: u have no talent
DarkNova[AGQx]: then leave
Snotdog: any map that takes skill and not just fucking spam
Snotdog: u will get owned even mor so
Snotdog: u no skilled fuckuing pos
Snotdog: u are shit
Snotdog: u are crap
DarkNova[AGQx]: im not the one complaining
Snotdog: u sohuld kill urself
Snotdog: u have no skill
Snotdog: no talent
Snotdog: no brians
DarkNova[AGQx]: lets go
Snotdog: just a fucking spamming wanker
Snotdog: yu fuycking dumb cock
Snotdog was melted by DarkNova[AGQx]'s plasmagun
Snotdog disconnected
DarkNova[AGQx]: lol
]\condump aaa
Dumped console text to aaa.

I might have actually gotten upset over this if it wasn't so damn hilarious. I leave the server here, but that's not the end of the story...

I do some checks on my DSL line and everything seems to be working fine. Then why am I lagging so bad in Quake? Then it hits me: the RATE! I had actually tried playing Q3 on dial-up and had set my data rate down to 3000. That's why I was lagging so bad, because Q3 wasn't optimized for DSL. So I raised my rate to a more DSL-esque level, and hit an instagib server.

DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
Q-Bert (D*R) connected
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
Q-Bert (D*R) entered the game
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by MIGHTY1
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by MIGHTY1
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Q-Bert (D*R)
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]

Oh, YES. I can already tell the difference. I'm not getting ping spikes anymore, so I guess I fixed it. Back to instagib... Not a lot of conversation here, so feel free to skim over it.

vnapo cratered.
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by Q-Bert (D*R)
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Q-Bert (D*R)
vnapo was railed by Q-Bert (D*R)
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1: brb
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 disconnected
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Q-Bert (D*R)
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
Q-Bert (D*R) was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 connected
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
Q-Bert (D*R) disconnected
MIGHTY1 entered the game
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was in the wrong place.
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog connected

Oh you gotta be kidding me! Is he following me? At least this time I won't be lagged to hell.

MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog entered the game
Snotdog killed herself.

Okay, so he joins the game, then realizes he won't be able to catch up to the people already playing (meaning he won't WIN), so he spectates instead. I shudder to think what this guy will do if I manage to beat him...

MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog renamed to llama

Yes, he actually renamed himself to llama. Somehow I think this guy acts like a jerk for a living.

DarkNova[AGQx]: dog!
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo: who?
Type-R connected
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
llama: yea
llama: u lame shit
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx]: mr snotdog
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx]: my man!
llama renamed to Snotdog
DarkNova[AGQx]: how ya been?
Snotdog: u suck

Haha, we're just catching up on old times. What a pal!

Type-R entered the game
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1: my ass
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by vnapo
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Type-R
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Type-R
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by Type-R
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
Type-R was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
Type-R was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by Type-R
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by vnapo
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Type-R
MIGHTY1 was railed by Type-R
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
DarkNova[AGQx] hit the fraglimit.
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo: lol
DarkNova[AGQx]: gg!
MIGHTY1: gg\
MIGHTY1: brb
Type-R: gg
vnapo: gg
MIGHTY1: dont go no where

Yeeha! I pull off a nail-biting 50-to-49 victory. I'm in the zone!

Snotdog entered the game

But here comes Snotdog. Can I beat him, or am I doomed to suffer another onslaught of typed insults?!?!

vnapo entered the game
MIGHTY1 entered the game
DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
Snotdog entered the game
Type-R entered the game
vnapo was railed by Snotdog
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Type-R
vnapo: too long game
vnapo entered the game
MIGHTY1 entered the game
DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
Snotdog entered the game
Type-R entered the game

Okay the game starts here. I've color coded my kills and Snotdog's kills for conveinience.

MIGHTY1 was railed by Snotdog
vnapo was railed by Snotdog
vnapo was railed by Snotdog
Type-R was railed by vnapo
Snotdog was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Type-R
MIGHTY1 connected
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Snotdog
Type-R was railed by Snotdog
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Snotdog
vnapo was railed by Snotdog
MIGHTY1 entered the game
Type-R was railed by Snotdog
Snotdog was railed by vnapo
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by Snotdog
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1: 2 mighty1
MIGHTY1 was railed by Type-R
Type-R was railed by Snotdog
Snotdog was railed by Type-R
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by vnapo
Snotdog was railed by MIGHTY1
Type-R was railed by Snotdog
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Type-R
MIGHTY1 was railed by Snotdog
vnapo was railed by Type-R
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Snotdog

Crap crap crap, he's already winning 13 to 5!!!

MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by Type-R
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Type-R
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Snotdog
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
Snotdog was railed by Type-R
Type-R was railed by vnapo
Type-R was railed by Snotdog
Snotdog was railed by vnapo
Snotdog was railed by vnapo
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
Snotdog was railed by vnapo
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by Snotdog
Snotdog was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by Snotdog
Snotdog was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was in the wrong place.
Type-R was railed by Snotdog
MIGHTY1: my ping here is no good
vnapo was railed by Snotdog
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog was railed by Type-R
Type-R was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog: omg
Snotdog: fucking gay
vnapo was railed by Snotdog
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by Snotdog
Snotdog was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]

Rock, we're tied at 21.

DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 timed out
Snotdog was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo: doubled my ping
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
Type-R was railed by Snotdog
Snotdog was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1: if i have a 70 ping i can beat all u u
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Snotdog
MIGHTY1: :)
Type-R was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by Snotdog
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Snotdog
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog was railed by vnapo
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by Snotdog
Type-R was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo: 1 on 1 id own all
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by Snotdog
Type-R was in the wrong place.
Type-R was railed by Snotdog
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by MIGHTY1
Snotdog was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog was railed by Type-R
Type-R was railed by MIGHTY1
Type-R was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
Snotdog was railed by MIGHTY1
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
Type-R was railed by MIGHTY1
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog was railed by MIGHTY1
Snotdog was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog: why the hell do instaigb server put on a rail delay

I'm now winning 38 to 28. Snotdog seems to have gone from hurling insults to making vague excuses.

vnapo was railed by Type-R
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
Type-R was railed by vnapo
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Snotdog
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by Type-R
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Type-R
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog was railed by vnapo
Type-R was railed by vnapo
Snotdog disconnected

I'm winning 42 to 29. Rather then face the fact that I'm going to beat him, Snotdog leaves. Attention lamers: here is your role model!

MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by vnapo
Snotdog connected
MIGHTY1 was railed by Type-R
vnapo was railed by Type-R
Snotdog entered the game

...And here's your favorite lamer again. Now he can say "you didn't beat me, I got disconnected! Anyway I would have made a comeback and beat you!"

MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Snotdog was railed by vnapo
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
vnapo was railed by Type-R
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
Type-R was railed by vnapo
Snotdog was railed by vnapo
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
Type-R was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
Type-R was railed by vnapo
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
vnapo was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 was railed by vnapo
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by MIGHTY1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by vnapo
Type-R was railed by vnapo
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo was railed by Type-R
MIGHTY1 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] hit the fraglimit.
vnapo was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
vnapo: gg
MIGHTY1: gg
DarkNova[AGQx]: gg
Type-R: gg
MIGHTY1: do u know any one on one severs
MIGHTY1: ?
vnapo entered the game
Snotdog entered the game
DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
Type-R entered the game
MIGHTY1 entered the game
]\condump aaa3
Dumped console text to aaa3.

Ahh, that's enough for me. Anyway he'll probably just pull the same disconnect stunt again, rather than face the fact that he got beat by a "fuycking dumb cock." Man, have I ever missed this! :)