Basically I was just playing on this nice server, decent ping 20's to 30's (cables rules). We were playing on Q3DM19, just a casual game and this guy comes on and just starts accusing me of camping when I'm basically all over the level killing the people I see. He starts whining, meanwhile everyone else is totally cool with it. The funny part is he stays on the server forever and keeps bitching the whole time. He changed his name like 6 times too, trying to insult me in various ways. By the way he has an 70-80 ping, which I guess makes him an HPB? More like a HPW.

Green = rAma talking
Lt. Green = rAma making a kill
Red = Radiskull (or any alias) talking
Lt. Red = Radiskull (or any alias) making a kill
Yellow = Radiskull changing names
Lt. Blue = Anyone else talking

This is a pretty long condump, but you can just look for the colors. Off we go!

rAma entered the game
Chronos entered the game
Chronos was railed by Radiskull
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
MDK-Kaluminati almost dodged Radiskull's rocket
Mlmsurfer melted himself.
Snookie was in the wrong place.
Chronos was in the wrong place.
DirtyDog connected
MDK-Kaluminati almost dodged Radiskull's rocket
Snookie was railed by MDK-Kaluminati
rAma was in the wrong place.
Mlmsurfer was machinegunned by DESTRO
DESTRO cratered.
Radiskull was railed by rAma
Snookie was gunned down by Chronos
Radiskull: yawn
Radiskull: camping llama

Boy he doesn't waste any time.

MDK-Kaluminati was gunned down by Chronos
Radiskull: ping king
DESTRO was gunned down by rAma
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
Chronos was machinegunned by MDK-Kaluminati
MDK-Kaluminati was machinegunned by DirtyDog
Radiskull almost dodged DESTRO's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati was railed by rAma
Mlmsurfer was railed by rAma
DirtyDog was railed by Chronos
Snookie was railed by Chronos
Chronos was machinegunned by MDK-Kaluminati
Radiskull was melted by DirtyDog's plasmagun
DESTRO was in the wrong place.
Chronos almost dodged Radiskull's rocket
DirtyDog ate rAma's rocket
rAma was gunned down by MDK-Kaluminati
MDK-Kaluminati was melted by DirtyDog's plasmagun
Mlmsurfer blew himself up.
DirtyDog almost dodged Mlmsurfer's rocket
Snookie was railed by Chronos
MDK-Kaluminati was in the wrong place.
Radiskull ate DirtyDog's rocket
Chronos almost dodged DirtyDog's rocket
DirtyDog was gunned down by MDK-Kaluminati
DESTRO was machinegunned by Chronos
Mlmsurfer almost dodged Radiskull's rocket
Chronos was gunned down by MDK-Kaluminati
MDK-Kaluminati was machinegunned by Snookie
Chronos was railed by rAma
DESTRO was railed by rAma
MDK-Kaluminati ate rAma's rocket
Mlmsurfer almost dodged rAma's rocket
DirtyDog cratered.
rAma was machinegunned by DESTRO
Snookie cratered.
DESTRO was in the wrong place.
Chronos ate Radiskull's rocket
Radiskull was machinegunned by rAma
DirtyDog was machinegunned by Radiskull
Snookie was railed by Chronos
Chronos ate rAma's rocket
Radiskull was melted by MDK-Kaluminati's plasmagun
DirtyDog was in the wrong place.
DESTRO was melted by MDK-Kaluminati's plasmagun
MDK-Kaluminati was melted by Snookie's plasmagun
Snookie almost dodged rAma's rocket
DESTRO was machinegunned by Radiskull
Mlmsurfer was machinegunned by MDK-Kaluminati
DirtyDog was machinegunned by Snookie
Chronos was melted by Snookie's plasmagun
Radiskull was melted by Snookie's plasmagun
Snookie was railed by rAma
rAma was machinegunned by Chronos
Mlmsurfer was machinegunned by Snookie
Chronos was machinegunned by DirtyDog
DESTRO was melted by Radiskull's plasmagun
DirtyDog cratered.
rAma was railed by MDK-Kaluminati
Radiskull was railed by MDK-Kaluminati
MDK-Kaluminati was machinegunned by DirtyDog
Chronos was melted by rAma's plasmagun
Snookie was machinegunned by DESTRO
MDK-Kaluminati was machinegunned by Radiskull
DirtyDog was melted by Snookie's plasmagun
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
Chronos almost dodged rAma's rocket
DESTRO ate rAma's rocket
rAma was in the wrong place.
MDK-Kaluminati was gunned down by Chronos
Snookie was gunned down by Chronos
DESTRO was in the wrong place.
DirtyDog was machinegunned by Mlmsurfer
Chronos ate rAma's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati almost dodged rAma's rocket
rAma was gunned down by Radiskull
DirtyDog disconnected
Radiskull was melted by Snookie's plasmagun
Snookie was railed by Mlmsurfer
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
MDK-Kaluminati almost dodged rAma's rocket
Chronos almost dodged rAma's rocket
rAma was melted by Snookie's plasmagun
MDK-Kaluminati was machinegunned by Radiskull
Radiskull was melted by Chronos's plasmagun
Chronos was machinegunned by rAma
Snookie was machinegunned by Radiskull
MDK-Kaluminati was machinegunned by rAma
Chronos almost dodged Mlmsurfer's rocket
rAma ate Mlmsurfer's rocket
Mlmsurfer was melted by Radiskull's plasmagun
Radiskull was machinegunned by Chronos
Chronos almost dodged Snookie's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati was in the wrong place.
Snookie blew himself up.
Radiskull was gunned down by Chronos
Snookie was in the wrong place.
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
Hamburger connected
Chronos was gunned down by rAma
rAma hit the fraglimit.
Chronos: gg
rAma: gg
Radiskull: woowoo, 12 ping
Radiskull: sad

Yep, sad. Sad that Radiskull is bitching when he himself has a 60 ping.

Hamburger entered the game
Radiskull entered the game
DESTRO entered the game
Snookie entered the game
Chronos entered the game
Mlmsurfer entered the game
MDK-Kaluminati entered the game
rAma entered the game
Chronos was railed by Hamburger
MDK-Kaluminati was railed by Hamburger
DESTRO was in the wrong place.
Snookie almost dodged Radiskull's rocket
Chronos was in the wrong place.
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
DESTRO was railed by rAma
Snookie was railed by rAma
Radiskull was railed by rAma
Mlmsurfer was railed by rAma
rAma was railed by Hamburger
MDK-Kaluminati was railed by Hamburger
Snookie was machinegunned by Mlmsurfer
Mlmsurfer almost dodged rAma's rocket
Chronos ate Radiskull's rocket
DESTRO was railed by MDK-Kaluminati
MDK-Kaluminati ate rAma's rocket
Radiskull was railed by rAma
DESTRO almost dodged Hamburger's rocket
Radiskull renamed to RaLLAMA

Here's where the fun starts! Turn on the Name-Change-O-Matic!

rAma: ohh ok
rAma: idiot
Chronos was machinegunned by RaLLAMA
DESTRO ate MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
Mlmsurfer was railed by rAma
Hamburger ate RaLLAMA's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati almost dodged rAma's rocket
DESTRO almost dodged RaLLAMA's rocket
Snookie was railed by rAma
RaLLAMA ate Chronos's rocket
rAma was melted by Hamburger's plasmagun
DESTRO was melted by Hamburger's plasmagun
MDK-Kaluminati was melted by Hamburger's plasmagun
Mlmsurfer ate Chronos's rocket
Snookie was melted by Hamburger's plasmagun
Hamburger was machinegunned by DESTRO
Chronos ate RaLLAMA's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati was railed by rAma
DESTRO was railed by rAma
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
Hamburger was machinegunned by DESTRO
RaLLAMA was railed by rAma
RaLLAMA: yawn
RaLLAMA: lllamatja
Chronos ate MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
rAma almost dodged DESTRO's rocket
DESTRO ate MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
Mlmsurfer was railed by RaLLAMA
RaLLAMA was machinegunned by rAma
rAma was railed by DESTRO
Hamburger almost dodged MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
Chronos almost dodged RaLLAMA's rocket
DESTRO was melted by Mlmsurfer's plasmagun
Mlmsurfer was railed by MDK-Kaluminati
MDK-Kaluminati was railed by Snookie
rAma ate RaLLAMA's rocket
RaLLAMA was railed by Snookie
MDK-Kaluminati cratered.
Chronos was in the wrong place.
Hamburger almost dodged Mlmsurfer's rocket
DESTRO was in the wrong place.
Mlmsurfer cratered.
Snookie almost dodged rAma's rocket
Chronos almost dodged MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
MDK-Kaluminati was railed by Hamburger
MDK-Kaluminati was railed by Hamburger
Hamburger was machinegunned by MDK-Kaluminati
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
Chronos was railed by rAma
MDK-Kaluminati ate Snookie's rocket
Snookie was railed by rAma
DESTRO was railed by rAma
RaLLAMA was railed by rAma
Hamburger almost dodged Snookie's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati almost dodged RaLLAMA's rocket
Chronos almost dodged RaLLAMA's rocket
RaLLAMA almost dodged Snookie's rocket
Mlmsurfer cratered.
Chronos was railed by MDK-Kaluminati
rAma was gunned down by Snookie
MDK-Kaluminati was gunned down by Snookie
DESTRO was gunned down by Snookie
MDK-Kaluminati almost dodged Mlmsurfer's rocket
Chronos was gunned down by Hamburger
RaLLAMA ate Hamburger's rocket
rAma was railed by MDK-Kaluminati
DESTRO almost dodged Hamburger's rocket
RaLLAMA renamed to Camparamalama

Of course! Maybe he'll do better if he changes his name to "Camparamalama"!

Mlmsurfer ate Snookie's rocket
Chronos was gunned down by MDK-Kaluminati
Hamburger was railed by MDK-Kaluminati
rAma was melted by DESTRO's plasmagun
DESTRO was railed by MDK-Kaluminati
MDK-Kaluminati ate rAma's rocket
rAma hit the fraglimit.
Hamburger: gg
Chronos: gg
Camparamalama: good PING

If you ever see someone say "gp" at the end of a match, now you know where it came from.

Hamburger entered the game
DESTRO entered the game
Snookie entered the game
Camparamalama entered the game
Chronos entered the game
Mlmsurfer entered the game
MDK-Kaluminati entered the game
Camparamalama cratered.
Chronos ate MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati almost dodged Snookie's rocket
Snookie blew himself up.
DESTRO was melted by Camparamalama's plasmagun
Mlmsurfer ate Chronos's grenade
Hamburger: whiner

Yep, Radiskull is getting on everyone's nerves.

DESTRO was melted by Camparamalama's plasmagun
Mlmsurfer almost dodged Snookie's rocket
Chronos almost dodged Snookie's rocket
Hamburger ate Snookie's rocket
Camparamalama ate MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
Mlmsurfer was machinegunned by rAma
Chronos was in the wrong place.
Chronos was melted by MDK-Kaluminati's plasmagun
MDK-Kaluminati was melted by Camparamalama's plasmagun
Hamburger almost dodged Mlmsurfer's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati was gunned down by DESTRO
Chronos almost dodged Mlmsurfer's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati was gunned down by Mlmsurfer
DESTRO almost dodged Hamburger's rocket
Mlmsurfer ate Hamburger's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati was melted by Chronos's plasmagun
DESTRO cratered.
MDK-Kaluminati almost dodged Hamburger's rocket
Snookie cratered.
DESTRO was gunned down by Chronos
Mlmsurfer almost dodged rAma's rocket
Chronos was in the wrong place.
Camparamalama ate rAma's rocket
Chronos almost dodged MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
DESTRO was machinegunned by rAma
rAma ate MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
Mlmsurfer was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
DESTRO ate Hamburger's rocket
Snookie blew himself up.
Chronos was melted by rAma's plasmagun

I think it's about time for another name change.

Camparamalama renamed to rAmasacampingllamabitch

AHHH! There it is! Right on schedule! Maybe now he'll do better.

Hamburger almost dodged MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati almost dodged Hamburger's rocket
Chronos almost dodged rAmasacampingllamabitch's rocket
Snookie was melted by rAma's plasmagun
rAmasacampingllamabitch was melted by rAma's plasmagun
DESTRO ate MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
Mlmsurfer almost dodged MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati almost dodged Hamburger's rocket
DESTRO was gunned down by Mlmsurfer
Snookie ate rAma's rocket
Chronos almost dodged Mlmsurfer's rocket
DESTRO almost dodged MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
Chronos ate MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
Snookie was in the wrong place.
rAmasacampingllamabitch was melted by rAma's plasmagun
Mlmsurfer ate MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati blew himself up.
DESTRO was railed by rAma

Another one already, I think we're in trouble now.

rAmasacampingllamabitch renamed to RAMAPINGALLAMA
RAMAPINGALLAMA almost dodged MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
Chronos was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
rAma almost dodged MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
Mlmsurfer was gunned down by DESTRO
DESTRO almost dodged MDK-Kaluminati's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati ate Snookie's rocket
RAMAPINGALLAMA was machinegunned by rAma
Snookie was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
RAMAPINGALLAMA: ping a nigga ping
DESTRO was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
DESTRO was melted by Chronos's plasmagun
RAMAPINGALLAMA was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
Chronos almost dodged Snookie's rocket
Snookie was machinegunned by MDK-Kaluminati
RAMAPINGALLAMA almost dodged Hamburger's rocket
Snookie was railed by rAma
RAMAPINGALLAMA: ping pong nigga pingapong

Anyone got a Lamer to English Dictionary?

Mlmsurfer almost dodged Hamburger's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati was melted by Chronos's plasmagun
DESTRO was railed by rAma
Mlmsurfer ate rAma's grenade
MDK-Kaluminati was melted by rAma's plasmagun
DESTRO ate RAMAPINGALLAMA's rocket
RAMAPINGALLAMA was railed by rAma
DESTRO was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
Mlmsurfer was melted by Chronos's plasmagun
RAMAPINGALLAMA was melted by Chronos's plasmagun
DESTRO was railed by MDK-Kaluminati
Snookie was melted by Chronos's plasmagun
rAma does a back flip into the lava.
RAMAPINGALLAMA blew himself up.
rAma was machinegunned by Chronos
DESTRO was gunned down by MDK-Kaluminati
Chronos ate Hamburger's rocket
Mlmsurfer almost dodged Hamburger's rocket
MDK-Kaluminati was machinegunned by DESTRO
rAma almost dodged Hamburger's rocket
Snookie ate Hamburger's rocket
Hamburger hit the fraglimit.
Chronos: gg
rAma: gg
Chronos: new lev
MDK-Kaluminati disconnected
RAMAPINGALLAMA: ping a poing a niggla pingo

Maybe its some sort of Lamer distress signal... or a mating call or something. Who knows?

Mlmsurfer entered the game
rotti connected
Chronos disconnected
Chronos connected
rAma entered the game
Snookie ate Mlmsurfer's rocket
Mlmsurfer was electrocuted by Hamburger
rAma was electrocuted by Hamburger
DESTRO ate Hamburger's rocket
RAMAPINGALLAMA was in the wrong place.
Chronos entered the game
Mlmsurfer was melted by Snookie's plasmagun
rotti entered the game
Mlmsurfer was melted by Snookie's plasmagun
rAma was machinegunned by DESTRO
DESTRO was melted by Chronos's plasmagun
Snookie was in the wrong place.
Chronos was blasted by RAMAPINGALLAMA's BFG
Mlmsurfer was melted by Hamburger's plasmagun
Hamburger was electrocuted by rAma
RAMAPINGALLAMA was electrocuted by DESTRO
DESTRO was melted by rAma's plasmagun
rAma was electrocuted by DESTRO
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
RAMAPINGALLAMA was machinegunned by DESTRO
rAma almost dodged Snookie's rocket
rotti was in the wrong place.
DESTRO almost dodged Snookie's rocket
RAMAPINGALLAMA renamed to rAma

Ahh boy, another impersonator. He's moving up from slightly annoying to a total asshole.

rAma was blasted by Chronos's BFG
rAma: lol
rAma: god I suck black greasy bungus

Haven't we seen this in another condump? Maybe this is the same guy!

DESTRO was in the wrong place.
Hamburger was melted by rAma's plasmagun
rotti was melted by rAma's plasmagun
Mlmsurfer was machinegunned by Chronos
DESTRO almost dodged Snookie's rocket
rAma was gunned down by Chronos
rAma was melted by rAma's plasmagun
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
Chronos was electrocuted by DESTRO
Hamburger melted himself.
rAma was gunned down by Hamburger
DESTRO was melted by Snookie's plasmagun
rotti was machinegunned by Chronos
DESTRO was in the wrong place.
Snookie was in the wrong place.
rAma: jeeeesus I need a big black shlong
Chronos was melted by Hamburger's plasmagun
Chronos: damnit DENIED
rotti was melted by Hamburger's plasmagun
rotti was melted by Hamburger's plasmagun
Hamburger was gunned down by rAma
rotti was in the wrong place.
Chronos was in the wrong place.
DESTRO was machinegunned by Hamburger
rAma: hehe chronos
Snookie was melted by rAma's plasmagun
rAma was machinegunned by Chronos
rAma: hehehe, bungus is juicy
Chronos was gunned down by rAma
rotti was blasted by DESTRO's BFG
Hamburger was blasted by Mlmsurfer's BFG
Snookie was in the wrong place.
rAma was railed by Mlmsurfer
Mlmsurfer was gunned down by rAma
rAma: I can't get the taste of sperm out of my mouth

Radiskull reveals his gay fantasies.

rotti was melted by Chronos's plasmagun
rAma was in the wrong place.
Chronos was melted by Hamburger's plasmagun
DESTRO should have used a smaller gun.
rAma: although I really like it
Snookie almost dodged rAma's rocket
Chronos: thanks for sharing
DESTRO was gunned down by Mlmsurfer
Chronos was electrocuted by rAma
rotti was machinegunned by DESTRO
Chronos: bastard i want my bfg
Snookie was melted by rAma's plasmagun
rAma was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
rAma was in the wrong place.
Chronos was machinegunned by DESTRO
rAma: I just need some phone numbers so I can get some anal streching in
Mlmsurfer was melted by Snookie's plasmagun
Snookie was machinegunned by DESTRO
rAma: chronos check the scoreboard
rAma was machinegunned by rAma
Snookie was melted by DESTRO's plasmagun
rAma: that idiot is the one impersonating me and sucking at doing it
Chronos was in the wrong place.
Snookie disconnected
Chronos was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
DirtyDog connected
rotti was electrocuted by rAma
rAma: I just love my ping
rAma: it's my game
rAma was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
rAma: as you all know
rAma was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
rAma ate Hamburger's rocket
rAma: but the taste of a big black hairy bungus chute would be wonderful now

More of Radiskull's twisted fantasies...

Hamburger almost dodged Mlmsurfer's rocket
rAma was melted by DESTRO's plasmagun
DESTRO almost dodged Mlmsurfer's rocket
DirtyDog entered the game
Hamburger was blasted by Chronos's BFG
DESTRO was blasted by Chronos's BFG
DirtyDog was melted by Mlmsurfer's plasmagun
rAma was in the wrong place.
rAma: oh my anus
rAma: what are you 12?
rAma: give it to me harder
Mlmsurfer was blasted by Chronos's BFG
rotti ate Chronos's rocket
rAma: yes, i'm twelve
rAma: rAma is twelve

Shouldn't that be "I'm twelve"? This guy can't even impersonate people correctly.

DESTRO was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
rotti was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
rAma was blasted by Chronos's BFG
DESTRO was blasted by Hamburger's BFG
Hamburger hit the fraglimit.
rAma: you must be a complete loser. you suck first of all then you come on here to make yourself feel all big
rAma: if I could only keep my penis out of my dad's mouth
rAma: good job. youre not succeeding
Timelimit hit
Chronos: heh new level time :)

rAma entered the game
DESTRO entered the game
Mlmsurfer entered the game
DirtyDog entered the game
Chronos entered the game
rotti entered the game
rAma entered the game
Hamburger: ow
Hamburger was blasted by DESTRO's BFG
Chronos was blasted by DESTRO's BFG
Chronos called a vote.
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
rAma: haha, a one on one sounds in order llama king
rAma was in the wrong place.
Chronos was in the wrong place.
rAma: shall we dance?

A challenge? rAma vs. LLama? This just got interesting.

rAma: yeah
Hamburger ate rAma's rocket
Chronos was in the wrong place.
Hamburger was in the wrong place.
DirtyDog was blasted by rAma's BFG
Mlmsurfer was railed by Chronos
DESTRO was railed by Chronos
rAma: here's teh IP: 209.51.4.109
Hamburger was squished.
Chronos was in the wrong place.
Mlmsurfer was in the wrong place.
rotti was in the wrong place.
]/connect 209.51.4.109

rAma entered the game
MoniquitaS connected
MoniquitaS entered the game
MoniquitaS renamed to MongloidRAMA

Whew! Can't play a game without changing our name, now can we?

MongloidRAMA almost dodged rAma's rocket
MongloidRAMA: heh
rAma ate MongloidRAMA's rocket
rAma ate MongloidRAMA's rocket
MongloidRAMA was in the wrong place.
MongloidRAMA: haha, my fault
rAma was machinegunned by MongloidRAMA
rAma ate MongloidRAMA's rocket
MongloidRAMA ate rAma's rocket
MongloidRAMA: baby's first
MongloidRAMA: how cute
MongloidRAMA ate rAma's rocket
MongloidRAMA: omg, miracle
MongloidRAMA was in the wrong place.
MongloidRAMA ate rAma's rocket
MongloidRAMA: my fault
MongloidRAMA: again
MongloidRAMA: how lame
MongloidRAMA was in the wrong place.
MongloidRAMA: haha, how many times am I gonna kill myselfd
MongloidRAMA was gunned down by rAma
MongloidRAMA: damn, I killed myself four times in a row now
MongloidRAMA ate rAma's rocket
MongloidRAMA: hahah, again
MongloidRAMA: how lame
rAma was machinegunned by MongloidRAMA
rAma almost dodged MongloidRAMA's rocket
rAma almost dodged MongloidRAMA's rocket
rAma was in the wrong place.
MongloidRAMA: haha, camper
MongloidRAMA was railed by rAma
MongloidRAMA: how lam4e
rAma was machinegunned by MongloidRAMA
rAma was in the wrong place.
rAma was machinegunned by MongloidRAMA
rAma almost dodged MongloidRAMA's rocket
MongloidRAMA ate rAma's rocket
MongloidRAMA: haha, my fault
MongloidRAMA: again
MongloidRAMA almost dodged rAma's rocket
MongloidRAMA: your first actual kill
MongloidRAMA: how cute
MongloidRAMA was machinegunned by rAma
MongloidRAMA: hahaha
MongloidRAMA: that is the seventh time I've killed myself
MongloidRAMA blew himself up.
MongloidRAMA: agiain
MongloidRAMA: and again
MongloidRAMA: and again
MongloidRAMA: all my fault
MongloidRAMA: how nice
MongloidRAMA was gunned down by rAma
MongloidRAMA: man, my computer is fucked up
MongloidRAMA was gunned down by rAma
MongloidRAMA: haha, number ten
MongloidRAMA: ten suicides
MongloidRAMA: hohw sad
rAma was in the wrong place.
rAma: you have to get quad to retreat?
rAma almost dodged MongloidRAMA's rocket
MongloidRAMA was gunned down by rAma
MongloidRAMA: haha, killed myself again
MongloidRAMA was gunned down by rAma
MongloidRAMA: man, this is so sad
rAma: yeah you suck
MongloidRAMA: I have basically given you this game with my suicides
MongloidRAMA: you've gotten two whole kills
rAma: learn not to fall
MongloidRAMA was machinegunned by rAma
MongloidRAMA: hey, let's try playing on a different server, same IP
MongloidRAMA: this computer is a piece of shit
rAma: how bout...
rAma: no
rAma: i beat you
MongloidRAMA: i get like five frames a second
rAma: play on mine
rAma: my server
MongloidRAMA: dude, trust me it's all hardware related

Yeah its all hardware, skill obviously has nothing to do with it. And pigs fly.

rAma: right
rAma: play on my server see how bad you get beat?
rAma: why should I give you that pleasure
MongloidRAMA: you were owned here anyway

"You were owned here anyway" isn't something you usually hear from the loser.

rAma: youve been nothing but a dick
MongloidRAMA: or you think you can't handle it? Huh?
rAma: whatever
MongloidRAMA: fuck you
MongloidRAMA disconnected

I bet he's a gentleman in real life though... yeah right.