Submitted by ^Tokin^

You can never tell who you're playing against in a game of Quake. Sure you may think that guy you fragged is just some teenage computer nerd, but for all you know he could be some kind of international terrorist who will hunt you down and KILL YOU if you piss him off!! This is one such encounter where one innocent person nearly became a victim to a master hacker... let this be a warning!

Green = <CSU-Owned (cool guy) talking
Red = vxd (idiot) talking
Orange = DarKnight talking
Light Blue = Blaster talking

Let's go!

vxd was railed by <CSU-Owned
vxd: lamer
<CSU-Owned: lol why cause I'm ownin you? :)
vxd: owning? HARDLY
<CSU-Owned ate Blaster's rocket
<CSU-Owned: ;)

It all started so innocent... little did they realize how bad this would turn out!

vxd: fuk, you really ARE an idiot aren't you
<CSU-Owned: sure
<CSU-Owned was railed by DarKnight
<CSU-Owned: your the one shit talkin
Blaster: nice jump to the big pill
vxd almost dodged <CSU-Owned's rocket
<CSU-Owned: OUCH!
<CSU-Owned: llama
vxd: fukin shaadup you little C UNT
Blaster ate <CSU-Owned's rocket
<CSU-Owned: lol cunt
Blaster: shit
vxd: yer not all that
<CSU-Owned: I know
vxd: ur just a fukin punk BITCH
vxd: nothing more
<CSU-Owned: but I'm more than you :)(
vxd: no, you're not
Blaster: go find another server vxd
vxd: you're a punk BITCH
DarKnight almost dodged <CSU-Owned's rocket
vxd: fuk you blaster, make me
vxd: cu nt

Hmm... this guy seems to like adding extra spaces to his cunts. (???)

DarKnight: lol it's just a game
<CSU-Owned: I'm a punk bitch? you just can't takin gettin beat, so get owned or get goin
vxd was kicked
vxd disconnected
DarKnight: my god
<CSU-Owned: hehe
Blaster: bye bye
<CSU-Owned: taht was fun ;0

Whew! Glad that's over with!

vxd entered the game

Ack, spoke too soon.

vxd: fuk you
vxd: fuk you
vxd: fuk you
vxd: fuk you
vxd was kicked
vxd disconnected

Whew! Glad that's over with!

DarKnight: just a game
DarKnight: lol
<CSU-Owned: yep, some people don't get it
vxd entered the game

Ack, spoke too soon again.

vxd: fuk you
vxd: fuk you
vxd: fuk you
vxd: fuk you
vxd was kicked
vxd disconnected

Whew! Glad that's over with!

vxd entered the game

Ack, spoke too... ahh the hell with it.

<CSU-Owned ate DarKnight's rocket
vxd: fuk you
vxd: fuk you
vxd: fuk you
vxd: fuk you
vxd was kicked
vxd disconnected
DarKnight: let him play
vxd entered the game
Blaster: ok
<CSU-Owned: yep let him play
Blaster: I let him play
vxd: fukin idiots
vxd: fuk you
DarKnight was railed by Blaster
<CSU-Owned: guess we know who the llama is :)
DarKnight: hey I said let you play
vxd: not gona play now, just gonna tell you what's what

Oh shit, he's laying down the law now!

DarKnight: lol
vxd: you stupid LITTLE fuks
<CSU-Owned was railed by Blaster
<CSU-Owned: lol
vxd: fukin teenybopper motherfukers
<CSU-Owned: your funny bro
vxd: fukin teenybopper motherfukers
vxd: fukin teenybopper motherfukers
vxd: fukin teenybopper motherfukers
DarKnight: whatever dude.. go suck on your mamas tits
vxd: ur boring the sh it outa me, you little cu nts
vxd: ur boring the sh it outa me, you little cu nts
DarKnight: teenybopper.. few years ago for me lol
vxd: ur boring the sh it outa me, you little cu nts
vxd: ur boring the sh it outa me, you little cu nts
DarKnight was popped by Blaster's grenade
<CSU-Owned: oh man I'm condumping this, this is fackin halarious
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd was railed by Blaster
Blaster was railed by DarKnight
<CSU-Owned: thx bro, I think this might get posted on lamerkatz
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
<CSU-Owned: your just that lame :)
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS

When your brain cells are horrendously outnumbered, just go for volume!

Blaster was blown away by <CSU-Owned's super shotgun
DarKnight: lol
DarKnight: lol
DarKnight: lo
DarKnight: lol
<CSU-Owned: omfg this is funny
<CSU-Owned: lol
DarKnight: lmao
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
Blaster: he cann't flood us cause I only allow 5 chats in a row
Blaster: heehee
DarKnight was blown away by <CSU-Owned's super shotgun
vxd: yea, you're a fukin little WIMP, blaster
vxd: everypne knows that, you fuk
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
vxd: FUK YOU! YA PUNK BITCH LITTLE MOTHERFUKING CUNT SLIME FAGGOT FUKERS
<CSU-Owned: 1omfg LOL dood, stop it, I can't breath
DarKnight: I'm actually laughing playing q2
vxd: I'm gonna log off now and PING THE FUK outa you

NOOOO!! PLEASE DON'T PING THE FUK OUTA ME!!

Blaster: cann't spell either what does FUK mean?
vxd: how ya like them apples, motherfuker?
DarKnight: how old are you vxd?
DarKnight was blown away by <CSU-Owned's super shotgun
vxd: see how ya like it when you can't even serve up some edge, punk
Blaster was railed by <CSU-Owned
<CSU-Owned: lol
vxd: tyou want lag? I can provide it
<CSU-Owned ate DarKnight's rocket
vxd: not only that, i got a couple buds on irc right now with your ip

#idiots_anonymous I'll bet...

vxd: ya little goof
<CSU-Owned: now your soundin like a drug dealer wana be
vxd: fukin shaddup puke, speak only when spoken tyo
DarKnight: vxd age?
<CSU-Owned: dood, if your gonna shit talk atleast spell it right
<CSU-Owned: you might not look like as much of a moron
vxd: buds on irc are gonna fuk your box, blaster
vxd: i'm gonna ping the shit outa you
vxd: deal with it
vxd: fukwad

Yes, one of these days he'll quit talking and actually follow through with his threats.

<CSU-Owned: lol
<CSU-Owned: fukwad
DarKnight: lol mama dont give you no titty? lol
vxd: not a fuking thing you can do about it either
<CSU-Owned ate DarKnight's rocket
vxd: how about that huh
vxd: shitheads
<CSU-Owned: lol
<CSU-Owned: thx for the info dood
Blaster ate DarKnight's rocket
vxd: shut the fuk up, wankerboy
<CSU-Owned: you done bein a llama, or do you want to make me laugh some more?
vxd: uea good
vxd: ur dead
<CSU-Owned: lol
<CSU-Owned: omfg lol
vxd: fukin shut the hell up lamer
DarKnight: blaster whats vxds ip?
<CSU-Owned: your callin me the lamer?
vxd: ping starts now blaster
<CSU-Owned: talk about a contradiction
vxd: box fuking has already begun, i just got a msg

You need someone else to do your dirty work, vxd? Why don't you just fuk the box yourself? Ya wuss!

vxd: lol
vxd: you idiot
vxd disconnected
DarKnight:
<CSU-Owned: hmm
<CSU-Owned: oh well, guess that the llama's gone now I better condump this
]condump llamaextreme
Dumped console text to ./baseq2/llamaextreme.txt.

Luckily, <CSU-Owned managed to send this condump to me just before his box was fuked... *sniff* we'll miss you, buddy.