Submitted by Ryom

Instagib is an extemely fast game, and so it makes sense that some players will be quick to accuse you of cheating. Here's a typical example...

Green = {s1k}RyoM (cool guy) talking
Red = WoZeR (whining lamer) talking
Yellow = FatGuyLaughing (some random dude) talking

Let's just relax and have a pleasant game...

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WoZeR: lol 700 ping
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WoZeR: omfg
WoZeR: u cheat
{s1k}RyoM: ya I do

Yeah, I railed you so I must be cheating... Here we go!

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WoZeR hit the fraglimit.
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{s1k}RyoM: gg
WoZeR: and i still own u

Yea, he did beat me. The guy was actually pretty good competion, apart from the "UR A CHEETER!!!" thing. Lets continue into the second round...

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WoZeR: what cheat program are u using?
{s1k}RyoM: I'm not cheating
{s1k}RyoM: that was sarcasm
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WoZeR: what ever
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WoZeR: ur such a cheater
WoZeR: how the hell u know i was up there?
{s1k}RyoM: I can hear you

We are in a 1v1, you can hear your oppenent all over the level... Also might help if he didn't use the tankJR skin that makes really loud clanking sounds :^)

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WoZeR: ur a cheater
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WoZeR: u shoot before u see me
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{s1k}RyoM: use headphones
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WoZeR: what ever
WoZeR: admit it cheater
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WoZeR: look at that bas

Ehh, he's either talking about a fish or stereo equipment...???

WoZeR: bullshitM
WoZeR: how lame that u have to cheat to play a game

I wish he could have seen me roll my eyes...

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WoZeR: u wallhack
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WoZeR: yeah u didnt know i was there cause u werent lookin

I didn't know you were there because I couldn't see you. Sounds logical to me...

WoZeR: but u should of herd me like u say u do

Bah, this guy does belong in a herd. And of course I can't hear you if you stand still dipshit...

{s1k}RyoM: Sorry, I was too busy doing a condump
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WoZeR: why condump that u cheat?

What would I possibly want to do with a condump?!?! ;^)

WoZeR: record a demo of u doing it
{s1k}RyoM: that would lag the game

Hey! That idea did have potential! Watching a demo would probably be more entertaining than reading a condump. Too bad recording a multiplayer game lags things up...

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WoZeR: u run in the room looking right at me

Well maybe if you didn't stand IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM...

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WoZeR: bs
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WoZeR: stop running away fag
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WoZeR: omfg cheater
WoZeR: dude why want u admit u cheat?
WoZeR: why lie about it
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WoZeR: stupid lag
WoZeR: shitty 700 ping agin

But of course...

{s1k}RyoM: tied
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WoZeR: not any more cheater
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WoZeR: omfg
WoZeR: u knew i was up there
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{s1k}RyoM: tied
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WoZeR: not

"I got you!" "Nuh uh!"

WoZeR: why care if we are tied... u cheat
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FatGuyLaughing connected
WoZeR: pussy
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{s1k}RyoM: hi fatguy
FatGuyLaughing: hi
FatGuyLaughing renamed to FatGuyLaughing
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FatGuyLaughing: what happend to the freezin
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WoZeR hit the fraglimit.
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{s1k}RyoM: gg
WoZeR: cheater
WoZeR disconnected
FatGuyLaughing disconnected

Wow, what an exit! First he spouts off an insult, then he runs away! That'll really impresses the ladies...