Posted on alt.games.quake3 by wiz

So I hop on this server with Clear and t3mp3r to play some RA3 1 vs 1. Clear and I were trying him out for the Xi clan. Well we're all pinging around 100,but Clear's ping is shooting up to 400 sometimes...gg cable modem. Anyhow...this guy comes on the server...andwell...it was quite funny what happened after that...

Green = ^Xi|wiz talking
Red = YahooBazz talking
Light Blue = ^Xi|Clear talking
Yellow = *t3mp3r* talking

^Xi|Clear connected
*t3mp3r* connected
^Xi|wiz: nice ping

Clear's ping was like 400 when he was moving around...hehe

^Xi|Clear ate ^Xi|wiz's rocket
^Xi|wiz was railed by *t3mp3r*
^Xi|Clear: phine for sec

I think he meant phone

*t3mp3r* was melted by ^Xi|Clear's plasmagun
*t3mp3r*: doh
^Xi|wiz almost dodged ^Xi|Clear's rocket

I suck!

^Xi|Clear: heeh
^Xi|Clear was melted by *t3mp3r*'s plasmagun
^Xi|Clear: shit i hat emy ping

Yep...I'd hate your ping too

*t3mp3r* almost dodged ^Xi|wiz's rocket
^Xi|Clear: nice
^Xi|wiz was railed by ^Xi|Clear
^Xi|wiz: bot
^Xi|Clear: heeh
*t3mp3r* was railed by ^Xi|Clear
^Xi|wiz was railed by ^Xi|Clear
^Xi|Clear ate *t3mp3r*'s rocket
^Xi|Clear: ahhh
^Xi|wiz was railed by *t3mp3r*
YahooBazz connected

Oh good...another person on the server...

*t3mp3r* was railed by ^Xi|Clear
YahooBazz disconnected

Or maybe not

YahooBazz connected

Make up your damn mind already!

^Xi|Clear was electrocuted by ^Xi|wiz
^Xi|wiz: die

I finally get a kill...woo hoo!

^Xi|Clear: hehe
YahooBazz: hunderstruck or ca
YahooBazz: ?
^Xi|Clear: ca

Looks like we're going to play some Clan Arena 2 vs 2 on ra3map1

YahooBazz: anyone for ca? or thunder?
^[world] ^Xi|Clear: ca
^[world] ^Xi|Clear: ca
^[world] ^Xi|Clear: ca
^Xi|wiz was machinegunned by *t3mp3r*
^[world] ^Xi|Clear: wiz ca
^[world] ^Xi|Clear: wiz ca

I heard you the first 3 times!

YahooBazz: youll needit

hehe...I guess he said "good luck"

^Xi|Clear was gunned down by YahooBazz
^Xi|wiz: nice ping
^Xi|Clear: qtf 300 ping

Damn ping...gotta hate that

YahooBazz: omg
YahooBazz: your gonna complain?

Huh?

^Xi|Clear ate YahooBazz's rocket
^Xi|wiz almost dodged *t3mp3r*'s rocket
YahooBazz: i might as well kick you now if your gonna hine about ping
^Xi|Clear renamed to Clear
^Xi|wiz: kick who?
Clear renamed to ^Xi|Clear
YahooBazz: you
^Xi|Clear: me
^Xi|wiz: erm...why
^Xi|Clear: ow
YahooBazz was railed by *t3mp3r*
^Xi|Clear: ya why
YahooBazz: NS
^Xi|wiz: I was telling clear nice ping
YahooBazz: GG
^Xi|wiz: not you

FYI Yahoo was pinging in the 40's and we're all 100 or higher and Clearshooting up to 400+ occasionally

^Xi|wiz: geez
YahooBazz: ok wiz
^Xi|wiz: little testy

And then some...kick me? You admin or something? wow

YahooBazz: im so sure
YahooBazz: you know the worst thing about it
YahooBazz: is your high ping is your fault
YahooBazz: not us low pingers fault
YahooBazz: get a job fag

Yeah...that's why his ping comes back down to 70's and then shootsback up to 400 because he doesn't have high bandwidth...LOL...he has shitty high bandwidth you dumbass...sheesh...Ilet this one slide though

*t3mp3r* was gunned down by YahooBazz
^Xi|Clear was railed by ^Xi|wiz
YahooBazz: owend

gg spelling

^Xi|Clear: ya
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Wrote screenshots/shot0015.tga

Nice SS for Darknova (No need, I got the condump :) - DarkNova)

^Xi|Clear was electrocuted by ^Xi|wiz
YahooBazz almost dodged *t3mp3r*'s rocket
YahooBazz: gayed

Oh no...you die and you're gayed...wah

*t3mp3r*: ...
^Xi|Clear: yahhob
YahooBazz: temper wtf is your problem
^Xi|Clear: yahho?
*t3mp3r*: ?
^Xi|Clear: u have nay aliases
YahooBazz: yahho?
YahooBazz: yeah i do
*t3mp3r* was gunned down by ^Xi|wiz
YahooBazz: i have about 500
^Xi|Clear: what arae they
YahooBazz: i dont play with the same name twice

#1 sign of a llama

YahooBazz almost dodged *t3mp3r*'s rocket
^Xi|Clear ate ^Xi|wiz's rocket
YahooBazz: my partner rails me into your rocket
YahooBazz: how nice that was

I was his partner and he was sitting there in teh line of fire...ifhe'd move the fuck out of the way he might not get shot in the back

*t3mp3r* was railed by ^Xi|wiz
*t3mp3r*: nS!
^Xi|Clear: n1 wiz
YahooBazz cratered.
YahooBazz: gayed

gg ground

*t3mp3r*: lol
YahooBazz called a vote.
Vote passed.
*t3mp3r* was kicked

Whoa...nobody voted but him...wtf?

^Xi|Clear: wtf
YahooBazz: sad story

LOL...yeah, you're the sad story

^Xi|Clear: what
*t3mp3r* connected
YahooBazz called a vote.
Vote passed.
*t3mp3r* was kicked

Damn...that's twice now...

^Xi|Clear almost dodged ^Xi|wiz's rocket
^Xi|Clear: qiz
YahooBazz: ou two vs me
^Xi|Clear: wiz
YahooBazz: you two vs me

ooh...this should be interesting...thus far he hasn't shown any skillwhatsoever..

^Xi|wiz: ok
^Xi|Clear: wiz
(^Xi|wiz) (Small Atrium): let's stomp him
(^Xi|Clear) (Fireplaces): ---Yes---

Sounds reasonable...he's the one that wanted 2 vs 1...

YahooBazz was railed by ^Xi|Clear
YahooBazz: gayed

But of course

^Xi|Clear: k...
(^Xi|Clear) (Central Area): ---Here---
(^Xi|Clear) (Central Area): ---Here---
YahooBazz: dont worry your dead
YahooBazz was electrocuted by ^Xi|wiz
YahooBazz: gayed

Yep, we are dead alright...that's why you just died

^Xi|wiz: owned

Oops...did I type that?

(^Xi|Clear) (Fireplaces): lol he sux
YahooBazz: i own both of you its so funny
YahooBazz was railed by ^Xi|Clear

No...what's funnier is that he's getting so beat down...true it's 2vs 1...but it was his call, not ours

YahooBazz: gayed
YahooBazz was railed by ^Xi|wiz
YahooBazz: gayed

Naturally

(^Xi|Clear) (Central Area): lol
(^Xi|wiz) (Small Atrium): this is funny
YahooBazz: lucky fucks

Yep...damn lucky we are

(^Xi|Clear) (Small Atrium): ---Here---
(^Xi|Clear) (Small Atrium): ---Here---
YahooBazz: oh no wonder
YahooBazz: 2 on 1
YahooBazz: and i gethurt when i rj
YahooBazz: how llama

It took him like 5 rounds to figure this out? Not very bright

YahooBazz was electrocuted by ^Xi|wiz
YahooBazz: gay

Thx, may I have another?

^Xi|wiz: nice shot...oh wait you missed

I'm bad I know...

YahooBazz: you guys suck
YahooBazz: i own you

How much you pay for me?

(^Xi|Clear) (Upper Jumppad): stomped!
(^Xi|wiz) (Ramp Area): LOL
YahooBazz: go to thunder one on one

Oh, so you thought you were big man 2 vs 1 and then you got knockedthe fuck down, so now you want 1 vs 1...LOL

(^Xi|Clear) (Upper Jumppad): lol
YahooBazz: this is stupid

So are you

^Xi|Clear: no
^Xi|wiz: you are the one that wanted 2 vs 1
^Xi|Clear: i though u could own us
[world] YahooBazz: pussy much?

Actually yes, this afternoon if you must know

[world] ^Xi|wiz: you wanted 2 vs 1
[world] YahooBazz: bring it 2 vs 1 in thunder then

The guy doesn't get it

[world] ^Xi|wiz: you got owned and now you say we suck
^Xi|wiz: 2 vs 1 in thunder?
^Xi|wiz: LOL
^Xi|Clear: ok lets go 2v1 thunder
YahooBazz: come on pussy
YahooBazz: your too sucky to beat mre
YahooBazz: me
YahooBazz was gunned down by ^Xi|wiz
^Xi|wiz: nice

Yep, too sucky to beat you...and I suck at 1 vs 1 RA3...

YahooBazz: wow your so good;;;
YahooBazz: omg
YahooBazz: i almost thought you would beat me a lot
YahooBazz: NS
YahooBazz: too bad im gonna fucking play now

yawn

^Xi|Clear was electrocuted by ^Xi|wiz
^Xi|wiz was railed by YahooBazz
^Xi|wiz: LOL
YahooBazz: owned

Yay...his first frag of the night!

^Xi|Clear was electrocuted by YahooBazz
YahooBazz: owned

He's on a roll!

^Xi|Clear: k.
^Xi|wiz was gunned down by YahooBazz
YahooBazz: owned

Naturally

YahooBazz almost dodged ^Xi|Clear's rocket
YahooBazz: gayed

poor baby

^Xi|wiz: owned
^Xi|Clear: owned
YahooBazz: gYAED
YahooBazz: gayed
YahooBazz: gayed
YahooBazz: gayed
YahooBazz: gayed
YahooBazz: #rae on etg

I'll have to check that out

YahooBazz: Hi SupeerMan I Am Your Biggest Fan!!!!
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YahooBazz: #rae on etg
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YahooBazz: I Am a Big Fat Turkey Eater!
YahooBazz: I Am a Big Fat Turkey Eater!
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: I Am a Big Fat Turkey Eater!
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
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YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
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YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
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YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: I Am a Big Fat Turkey Eater!
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: I Am a Big Fat Turkey Eater!
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: I Am a Big Fat Turkey Eater!
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: I Am a Big Fat Turkey Eater!
YahooBazz: I Am a Big Fat Turkey Eater!
YahooBazz: I Am a Big Fat Turkey Eater!
YahooBazz: I Am a Big Fat Turkey Eater!
YahooBazz: I Am a Big Fat Turkey Eater!
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
^Xi|Clear almost dodged ^Xi|wiz's rocket
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?
YahooBazz: You Think Crouching Is Good What Are You a Goof?

gg spam???

^Xi|Clear: n1
YahooBazz: TY
YahooBazz: TY
YahooBazz: TY
YahooBazz: TY
]/screenshot
Wrote screenshots/shot0016.tga

More SS's for DarkNova

YahooBazz almost dodged ^Xi|wiz's rocket
YahooBazz: gayed
^Xi|wiz: owned
YahooBazz: how was that owned?
YahooBazz: god you guys are so fucking stupid
YahooBazz: wtf is your problem
YahooBazz: WTF

I beat ya...so you're owned...just like when you beat me I'm owned...wah...

^Xi|wiz was railed by ^Xi|Clear
YahooBazz: wtf is your problem
^Xi|wiz: LOL
^Xi|wiz: ns
YahooBazz: answer me pussy

Erm...yah

^Xi|Clear: thnx
YahooBazz: TY
YahooBazz: TY
YahooBazz: TY
YahooBazz: TY
YahooBazz: TY
YahooBazz: TY
YahooBazz: TY
^Xi|wiz: my problem?
YahooBazz: TY
YahooBazz: TY
^Xi|wiz: you're the one that's saying 2 vs 1 and gayed
^Xi|wiz: sounds like you have a problem
YahooBazz ate ^Xi|Clear's rocket
^Xi|wiz: clear
YahooBazz: yeah im so sure i do

Yes...you do

^Xi|Clear: ya
^Xi|wiz: I've got better things to do
YahooBazz: its you with the problem
^Xi|Clear: same
^Xi|wiz: than play this guy
^Xi|wiz: let's roll
^Xi|wiz: cya llama
^Xi|Clear disconnected
]/condump llamayahoo2.txt
Dumped console text to llamayahoo2.txt.

gg llama