I was playing on the Netasset Quake2 server earlier and started totally wasting this guy named (HH)HOOVER. He starts yelling stuff like "darknova cum suck my dick" and all the basic childish insults lamers throw out. After he got no reaction to that, he changes his name to "gay_nova" (after my name of "DarkNova") and continues to spout the typical "i'm a fag nyah nyah" things.

When I continue to ignore him, he changes his name to match mine exactly, and starts with the insults again. Suddenly this is a problem. I didn't care cause I knew he was just a loser 8 year old that couldn't play, but everyone else on the server started blaming ME (even though I was constantly playing and moving and couldn't possibly stop to type). So then I had to acknowledge this loser, and that's where the fun began.

Green = Me
Red = The Imposter copying me
Yellow = Some guy on the server
Blue = Some other guy on the server

He starts using my name here, so I ignore him at first (gotta ignore lamers)

(Fake LK1-DarkNova): o o o o yes
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): o god yes
Judwiser was railed by Zeus
lollygagger ate LK1-DarkNova's rocket
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): sorry zues was w/ me
lollygagger ate LK1-DarkNova's rocket
Zeus was machinegunned by Judwiser
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): penetration
Judwiser almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
lollygagger: hey i think lK1 dark one
lollygagger: is cheating
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): so
Judwiser almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): i use z bot
lollygagger: or has some observer helping him
lollygagger: ah
lollygagger: knew it
lollygagger: you fucking faggot raper
Judwiser ate Zeus's rocket
lollygagger: get off this server lamo
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): is that cheating?
lollygagger: no wonder your rockets follow me around the turns
Judwiser ate LK1-DarkNova's rocket
LK1-DarkNova blew himself up.
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): o sorry
Zeus was melted by lollygagger's hyperblaster
lollygagger: i knew it
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): i love you
lollygagger: he is cheating
lollygagger: fuck you
lollygagger: asshole
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): what
lollygagger: your so gay
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): can i have your dick?
lollygagger: zbot user

Here is where I come in, cause I don't want my name tarnished

LK1-DarkNova: lolly he's using my name and saying all this crap, pay no attention
lollygagger: what
lollygagger was railed by Zeus
lollygagger: who is using ur name
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): im gay
lollygagger: jesus
lollygagger ate Judwiser's rocket
lollygagger: dont tell me so much
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): sorry
lollygagger almost dodged Judwiser's rocket
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): cant we be friends
LK1-DarkNova: this homo is mad cause I beat him so bad
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): i have a crush on you
lollygagger: no its not
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): i know i beat really good
Zeus almost dodged Judwiser's rocket
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): i love dick

lollygagger changes his name to some gibberish here

fjlskajflsdk: i know you do
Zeus almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
fjlskajflsdk: why are you being so gay nova
fjlskajflsdk: dont tel lme
fjlskajflsdk: about how fagg ot you are
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): i love you
fjlskajflsdk: i dont care!
fjlskajflsdk: stop
fjlskajflsdk ate Judwiser's rocket
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): i lvoe you
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): yes
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): what
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): fuck me
Judwiser almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
fjlskajflsdk: why are you gay
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): rape me
fjlskajflsdk: zbot
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): sorry
fjlskajflsdk: do you use zbot
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): i love winning in bed
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): so i use z bot
fjlskajflsdk: tahts cheating
fjlskajflsdk: you qu
fjlskajflsdk: quier
fjlskajflsdk: and IBOT?
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): no its winning
Zeus almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
Judwiser almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
fjlskajflsdk: Knew it
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): so
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): sorry

Then lolly brings up AGQ2...

fjlskajflsdk: im reporting you to AGQ2
Judwiser almost dodged Zeus's rocket
fjlskajflsdk: sorry
fjlskajflsdk: but they are going to laugh at you
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): why?
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): no you do
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): i didnt do anything
fjlskajflsdk: for using ZBOT
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): o
fjlskajflsdk: you are using zbot
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): well sorry
fjlskajflsdk: im taking pictures of this

Once agains I step in to tell this guy it's not me

LK1-DarkNova: fjlskajflsdk some guy is using my name
Judwiser ate LK1-DarkNova's rocket
fjlskajflsdk: no
Judwiser almost dodged Zeus's rocket
Judwiser almost dodged Zeus's rocket
Zeus blew himself up.
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): i love to fuck pigs on farms
Judwiser: if you guys like to talk, why don't you go on aol

Lolly says he's gonna post this in AGQ2 again...

fjlskajflsdk: ok well AGQ2 is going to hear about this
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): go ahead and report me to agq2 i hate them
fjlskajflsdk: i will
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): i will kill your mom for that
fjlskajflsdk: oh really
(Fake LK1-DarkNova): in bed
fjlskajflsdk: fuck you

I try changing my name to "Real DarkNova"

]name "Real DarkNova"
Real DarkNova: fjlskajflsdk some dickhead is using my name and saying all this crap
Judwiser ate Zeus's rocket
Real DarkNova: i read AGQ2 religiously

And here's where I prove that it's someone else using my name! :)

Real: im gay

Notice he didn't include quotes when he set the name, so it got cut off at the space

fjlskajflsdk: really
fjlskajflsdk: you do
Real DarkNova: see?
Real DarkNova: he messed up on the name
Judwiser almost dodged Zeus's rocket
Real DarkNova: he didn't use quotes
fjlskajflsdk: who did
fjlskajflsdk: what are you talking about
Real DarkNova: and so his name was "Real"
fjlskajflsdk: whos name is real
Real DarkNova: look at the console
Real DarkNova: the guy that is copying my name
Real DarkNova: he's in spectator mode
Real DarkNova: so you can't see him on list
fjlskajflsdk: who is in spectator mode
Real DarkNova: he's mad cause i beat him so bad
(Fake Real DarkNova): i love cows
fjlskajflsdk: who is
fjlskajflsdk: see!
fjlskajflsdk: your doing it again
(Fake Real DarkNova): and farm animals
fjlskajflsdk: you must be like a wierd person
]name "The Real DarkNova"
fjlskajflsdk: split personality?
The Real DarkNo: he's copying my name