Posted on alt.games.quake3 by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]

I couldn't have made this any funnier if I made it up! This guy get's the lamerkatz award in my book, he just gets worse and worse and worse. Look out for "Halogen" .

Green = Cyberchondri@c[AGQx] (cool guy) talking
Red = Halogen (whining lamer) talking
Light Blue = DieseL talking
Yellow = gigi talking

Cyberchondri@c[AGQx] entered the game
Xaero was kicked
Sorlag almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx] was in the wrong place.
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: oops
Sorlag ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Sorlag was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
Sorlag almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Sorlag almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx] almost dodged Sorlag's rocket
Sorlag was gunned down by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
Sorlag was gunned down by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
Sorlag ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Sorlag ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Sorlag ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Sorlag was in the wrong place.
Sorlag was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
Sorlag was in the wrong place.
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: hehe
Sorlag almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen connected

Let the games begin !!!!

Halogen entered the game
Sorlag was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
Sorlag was kicked
Halogen almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen was in the wrong place.
Halogen: dick
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: Hola !
Halogen ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen: bendajo
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: umm
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: sure
Halogen was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
Halogen was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
Halogen: bitch
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: :)
Halogen was in the wrong place.
Halogen: i suck
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: just a game bud
maddog187 connected
Halogen: how do i get such a low ping like you's got?
maddog187 disconnected
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: dsl or cable
Halogen cratered.
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: LOL
Halogen: i can't afford that stuff
gigi connected
gigi entered the game
gigi was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: Have a nice trip, see ya next fall!

for some reason, people really hate that script of mine....

Halogen: fuck
Halogen was in the wrong place.
gigi ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen was in the wrong place.
Halogen: fuck
gigi almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
gigi was in the wrong place.
DieseL connected

this guy was hard to nail !

Halogen was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
gigi was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
Halogen: how do i zoom?
DieseL entered the game
gigi cratered.
gigi almost dodged DieseL's rocket
Halogen almost dodged DieseL's rocket
gigi was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
DieseL was melted by gigi 's plasmagun
Halogen was melted by gigi 's plasmagun
DieseL ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
gigi was machinegunned by DieseL
Halogen almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen: assjp;e
gigi was in the wrong place.
DieseL almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen was machinegunned by DieseL
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx] almost dodged gigi 's rocket
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: nice shot
gigi was machinegunned by Halogen
gigi almost dodged DieseL's rocket
Halogen almost dodged DieseL's rocket
Halogen: fuck you
DieseL: =]
DieseL cratered.
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx] was railed by gigi
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: wtf
Halogen was gunned down by DieseL
DieseL was melted by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s plasmagun
Halogen: damn it
gigi ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx] was melted by DieseL's plasmagun
Halogen cratered.
gigi was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
Halogen: damnit
Halogen: your a fucking cheatre
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: ?
Halogen was in the wrong place.
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx] ate DieseL's rocket
Halogen: you use a trainer
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: fark
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: there is no trainer in Q3
Halogen was in the wrong place.
Halogen: liar
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: is this aj ?

couldn't resist, by this time I'd decided this was going to be a condump

DieseL was melted by gigi 's plasmagun
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx] was machinegunned by Halogen
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: heheh
DieseL was melted by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s plasmagun
gigi almost dodged Halogen's rocket
DieseL was in the wrong place.
Halogen was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
DieseL ate gigi 's rocket
Halogen: you make your cheating so obvious

by making a successful rail shot ??

DieseL almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
DieseL was melted by Halogen's plasmagun
Timelimit hit.
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: gg
gigi: gg
Halogen: good game
DieseL: gg
Halogen: this game is mine

LOL !

]/condump
usage: condump

whoops, duh me... I'll wait...

Patriot connected
Patriot entered the game
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx] entered the game
Xaero was kicked
gigi: ya
gigi entered the game
Halogen entered the game
Halogen: person with lowest ping always wins
Patriot was kicked
DieseL entered the game
Halogen was machinegunned by DieseL
gigi ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen almost dodged DieseL's rocket
Halogen: bitch
Halogen almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen: come drinker
DieseL ate gigi 's grenade
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: LOL
DieseL was melted by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s plasmagun
maddog187 connected
Halogen was melted by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s plasmagun
DieseL was shredded by gigi 's shrapnel
Halogen: cocksucker
gigi ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen: this is fucking bullshit
maddog187 disconnected
SkinnyPuppy connected
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx] was melted by DieseL's plasmagun
Halogen was machinegunned by gigi
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: ack
Halogen: hey dick, i was typing

more like bitching, but whatever, yeah dude, we'll wait until you stop accusing us of cheating then shoot you

gigi: sorry
Halogen: don't shoot
gigi: yeh yeh
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: ..M o m m y !!!!

saw DieseL with Quad coming after me

SkinnyPuppy entered the game
DieseL was melted by Halogen's plasmagun
Halogen ate DieseL's grenade
Halogen: who's tha man?
SkinnyPuppy ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
gigi ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen: dick
DieseL tripped on his own grenade.
DieseL almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
gigi ate SkinnyPuppy's rocket
SkinnyPuppy almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen: pussy

hehe

SkinnyPuppy was gunned down by gigi
Halogen: fight me man to man
Halogen: instead of from a distance

wtf ? lol

gigi was melted by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s plasmagun
SkinnyPuppy almost dodged Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
gigi was railed by DieseL
Halogen was melted by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s plasmagun
gigi was machinegunned by SkinnyPuppy
Halogen: fag
Halogen was melted by SkinnyPuppy's plasmagun
Halogen: good shot
gigi almost dodged DieseL's rocket
DieseL ate gigi 's grenade
DieseL ate Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s rocket
Halogen was railed by SkinnyPuppy
SkinnyPuppy was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
Halogen: fucking camper
gigi: not me
gigi: dick'
DieseL almost dodged SkinnyPuppy's rocket
Halogen was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
Halogen: bitch
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]: :-)
Halogen: bring it you little pussy camper
Huh connected
SkinnyPuppy was melted by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s plasmagun
Huh entered the game
gigi was melted by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]'s plasmagun
Halogen tripped on his own grenade.
Halogen: buttfucker
DieseL was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
DieseL: hehe
SkinnyPuppy was railed by Cyberchondri@c[AGQx]
DieseL blew himself up.
Cyberchondri@c[AGQx] almost dodged Huh's rocket
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Dumped console text to silly.txt.

What was odd was, the game abruptly ended, with me stuck with the phone socket icon. My Linksys router was going nuts, and I realized that my new install of WinME didn't include my copy of nukenabber. I quickly DL'd it on another box, but then I figured out the plug must've been pulled on the server, not me. Checked in Gamespy, server was gone. Hmmm.