I just want to say right off the bat that this wasn't a "grudge match" challenge or anything like that. A fan of LamerKatz in Germany tracked me down on ICQ and asked if I was up for a quick, friendly game. This condump is posted with his permission, so he's not all bad :) And before I forget, greetings to all the German LamerKatz fans out there, especially [UKQ]div0, [UKQ]KKaT and He][Cat!

Anyway, this guy wanted a game and I was in a good mood so I said sure. A small warning light went off in my head when he gave me the server though... it ended in ".de". That meant the server was in Germany. For those of you not familiar with network latency, playing on a fast-paced game on a server on the other side of the world is usually not a good thing! But hey, with my cable modem I was able to get about a 250 ping, and that's lower than anything I ever got with my old 28.8, so I went ahead and joined.

He said he wanted a space map. I suggested Q3DM16 (The Bouncy Map) but somehow we ended up on Q3DM19 (Apocalypse Void, with all the moving platforms).

Green = Me talking
Light Green = Me making a kill
Red = [UKQ]div0 talking
Light Red = [UKQ]div0 making a kill

Let the fun begin!

DarkNova[AGQx] entered the game
[UKQ]div0 entered the game
DarkNova[AGQx]: aright?
[UKQ]div0: laglalgagl
[UKQ]div0: ouch!
[UKQ]div0 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
[UKQ]div0: laglalgalgalglag
[UKQ]div0 was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
[UKQ]div0: shit-fuckin shotgun...
DarkNova[AGQx]: quad or no quad?
[UKQ]div0: good idea

He took this opportunity to grab quad.

[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: close...
[UKQ]div0 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
[UKQ]div0 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
[UKQ]div0 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by [UKQ]div0
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by [UKQ]div0
[UKQ]div0 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
[UKQ]div0 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
[UKQ]div0 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
[UKQ]div0: okay...so...it's not about catchin the shiny flying things...
[UKQ]div0: shit
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
[UKQ]div0: railprince, eh?
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: f******
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by [UKQ]div0
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by [UKQ]div0
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: ...
[UKQ]div0: 0?
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: shit...and i wanted the space map

Hehe, kinda ironic :)

[UKQ]div0 was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by [UKQ]div0
[UKQ]div0 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
[UKQ]div0: stop
DarkNova[AGQx]: ?
[UKQ]div0: ever went to the bottom
[UKQ]div0: ???
[UKQ]div0: under here!
DarkNova[AGQx]: yeah ive seen it
[UKQ]div0: what is it?
DarkNova[AGQx]: a dust puppy
[UKQ]div0: ?
DarkNova[AGQx]: go to www.userfriendly.org

Shameless plug, hehe.

[UKQ]div0: ah...thi1
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by [UKQ]div0
[UKQ]div0 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
[UKQ]div0: ouch :))
[UKQ]div0 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
[UKQ]div0: ouch again
DarkNova[AGQx]: hehe
DarkNova[AGQx] was squished.
[UKQ]div0: hahha
DarkNova[AGQx]: ouch
[UKQ]div0: mouse-lag
DarkNova[AGQx] was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: haha
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: going down...
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: never been so weak!
[UKQ]div0: (it's 4:46 am here...you remember?)
DarkNova[AGQx]: hehe
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: shit...one inch
[UKQ]div0 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
[UKQ]div0: ok...
[UKQ]div0 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: argh
[UKQ]div0 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
[UKQ]div0: ok...now i know where *not* to go...
[UKQ]div0 was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
[UKQ]div0: hmm.....got it for the quotes? lol
DarkNova[AGQx]: hehe
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: shitr
[UKQ]div0: !
[UKQ]div0 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: never been here before...(so often)
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: again...
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0: SHIT!
[UKQ]div0 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
[UKQ]div0: catched it!
[UKQ]div0: argh
[UKQ]div0 was in the wrong place.
[UKQ]div0 cratered.
Timelimit hit.
[UKQ]div0: take it as a present from me to the match list...
DarkNova[AGQx]: gg

Here's a screenshot of the final scoreboard:

GG, we'll rematch sometime soon :)