Posted on alt.games.quake3 by Wizard

Strange things afoot happen at PIT's servers...such as early this morning/late last night...whichever you prefer to say...

Green = Wizard[AGQx] (or alias) talking
Red = [GAY]Brucey talking
Yellow = [GAY]Ace talking
Lt. Blue = RandomFuck[ZEN] talking
Orange = pF.cheet talking
Purple = Nod TuGud[AGQx] talking
Blue = pF.GeorgeCostanza talking
Violet = [grey]Goosie talking
Sky Blue = someone changing names

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[GAY]Brucey connected

Erm....wait a sec...what was that name again?

RandomFuck[ZEN] was railed by Wizard[AGQx]
RandomFuck[ZEN]: ack
pF.cheet was railed by Wizard[AGQx]
pF.cheet: gg
RandomFuck[ZEN]: gg
[GAY]Ace connected

ACK...another one

Naught almost dodged pF.GeorgeCostanza's rocket
RandomFuck[ZEN] almost dodged pF.GeorgeCostanza's rocket
pF.cheet almost dodged pF.GeorgeCostanza's rocket
pF.cheet: gg
Wizard[AGQx]: go george
Nod TuGud[AGQx]: big George is smilin

Nod just always seems to know what George is doing....I'm starting to think they're twins or something

[GAY]Ace: Our clan is not Biased. Homosexuality is not a necessity to be a member(not that there is anything wrong with that). Simply send a biography and nude

Hmm...I could think of a few AGQx peeps that might like this clan

[GAY]Brucey almost dodged pF.GeorgeCostanza's rocket
[GAY]Roger connected
RandomFuck[ZEN]: sorry cheet...not at my machine tonight...so i suck
Naught almost dodged pF.GeorgeCostanza's rocket
Wizard[AGQx]: ttt
pF.GeorgeCostanza: i cant stop laughing

Funny...neither could I

pF.cheet: I'm using strange equipment again
pF.GeorgeCostanza: gay bruce?????????

Finally somebody else sees the name

[GAY]Ace: brucey come be gay with me
[GAY]Brucey: ok

LMAO...I almost fell out of my chair when I saw this

RandomFuck[ZEN] almost dodged Wizard[AGQx]'s rocket
RandomFuck[ZEN]: ow
Nod TuGud[AGQx] disconnected

I guess the [GAY] clan was too much for Nod....hehe

[GAY]Brucey: nm
Ratgirl disconnected
pF.cheet almost dodged pF.GeorgeCostanza's rocket
[GAY]Ace almost dodged Wizard[AGQx]'s rocket
[GAY]Ace: gay

How appropriate

[GAY]Ace: Our clan is not Biased. Homosexuality is not a necessity to be a member(not that there is anything wrong with that). Simply send a biography and nude

Can you send that again? I missed it the first 2 times

RandomFuck[ZEN] renamed to Aliens ate my ballz!

Good ole Zen with a sense of humor....hehe

pF.GeorgeCostanza: LOL
pF.GeorgeCostanza almost dodged Aliens ate my ballz!'s rocket
pF.GeorgeCostanza: damn
Aliens ate my ballz! almost dodged Wizard[AGQx]'s rocket
Wizard[AGQx] almost dodged pF.cheet's rocket
pF.cheet: gg
Wizard[AGQx]: dammit
Wizard[AGQx]: gg
Aliens ate my ballz!: gg
Aliens ate my ballz! almost dodged [GAY]Ace's rocket
Aliens ate my ballz!: nice hOmO
pF.GeorgeCostanza renamed to Art Vandalay
Wizard[AGQx]: the Ambiguously GAY Duo?
Wizard[AGQx]: interesting

Well...that's what it seemed like

pF.cheet almost dodged [GAY]Brucey's rocket
Aliens ate my ballz!: lol
[GAY]Ace: Our clan is not Biased. Homosexuality is not a necessity to be a member(not that there is anything wrong with that). Simply send a biography and nude

there...I think I caught it the 3rd time now

pF.cheet: gg
Naught disconnected
Nod TuGud[AGQx] connected
[GAY]Brucey almost dodged Art Vandalay's rocket
Art Vandalay almost dodged [GAY]Brucey's rocket
pF.cheet renamed to GRIZZLY
[GAY]Brucey: I'm retarded

Tell us something we didn't already know

Wizard[AGQx] was gunned down by [GAY]Ace
Art Vandalay: no you aren't you're just ghey

LOL...nice one George

[GAY]Ace: aw brucey. come be gay with me.

Again? How many times do they have to "be gay" with each other? Sheesh

Wizard[AGQx]: yep
GRIZZLY almost dodged [GAY]Ace's rocket
GRIZZLY: n1
Art Vandalay: who are the gay brothers?
Aliens ate my ballz! almost dodged [GAY]Ace's rocket
Aliens ate my ballz!: ow
Art Vandalay almost dodged [GAY]Ace's rocket
GRIZZLY: it would help if i could aim :)
Aliens ate my ballz!: i should have brought my machine here with me
Wizard[AGQx] almost dodged [GAY]Ace's rocket
Wizard[AGQx]): I dunno
Aliens ate my ballz!: this sxors
[GAY]Ace: top form gaymaster!
Wizard[AGQx]): but I can't get them

Meaning I couldn't kill them...they came in and like won 5 maps straight....I couldn't hit them and their gay models they were using

Aliens ate my ballz! ate [GAY]Brucey's rocket
[GAY]Brucey almost dodged Aliens ate my ballz!'s rocket
Wizard[AGQx]): I'm laughing like George is
Wizard[AGQx]): hehe

And I was...funny as Hell

[GAY]Brucey: scnhiekees

LOL

Aliens ate my ballz! renamed to GayBasher
GRIZZLY almost dodged [GAY]Ace's rocket
Art Vandalay: their outfits are toooooo funny

they had on skins of Biker (the blue one with the S&M mask on

GRIZZLY: n1
Wizard[AGQx] renamed to TeaBagger

Might as well get in with the act

[GAY]Ace: you can make it up to me later brucey

Anybody got a camera for that? I'm sure I could throw up a site and get 5 million hits in 1 weekend with some live footage

TeaBagger: Hiya!
[GAY]Brucey almost dodged Art Vandalay's rocket
Art Vandalay almost dodged [GAY]Ace's rocket
[GAY]Ace almost dodged TeaBagger's rocket
Art Vandalay: n1
TeaBagger: UP THE ASS

Ghey I know...but hey...I was excited when i killed them...remember "I am h0m0"

[GAY]Ace: gay
GRIZZLY ate TeaBagger's rocket
[GAY]Brucey: not that there is anything wrong with that

Never...

GRIZZLY: n1
[GAY]Ace: brucey you need to stop getting killed

Uh oh..Ace is getting mad....Brucey might not get any tonight

Nod TuGud[AGQx] timed out
GayBasher almost dodged TeaBagger's rocket
[GAY]Ace: ineed you brucey

Ooh...lust

[GAY]Brucey: they are cute I cant shoot them

Well...George does have a cute ass

GayBasher: get a room....
GayBasher: and some KY

Great advice

[GAY]Brucey ate TeaBagger's rocket
[grey]Goosie connected
[GAY]Ace was railed by TeaBagger
TeaBagger: UP THE ASS again

I know..I know...dont' feed the trolls...sheesh

Art Vandalay: LOL
[GAY]Ace: ooh I feel so violated

I'm sure that's a feeling you have a lot

Art Vandalay ate GayBasher's rocket
GRIZZLY was railed by TeaBagger
GRIZZLY: n1
GayBasher was electrocuted by TeaBagger
TeaBagger: gg
GRIZZLY: mean
GayBasher: ack
Art Vandalay: n1
Art Vandalay ate [GAY]Brucey's rocket
TeaBagger almost dodged [GAY]Brucey's rocket
Art Vandalay: gangraped by the gay blades
GRIZZLY: gg
TeaBagger: yep
[GAY]Ace: ooh take it baby,
[GAY]Brucey: up the ass

I prefer not to...but since we're not talking reality here...sure

TeaBagger: yep
TeaBagger: anybody wanna TeaBag?
TeaBagger: =)

I was going to make some iced tea

(Art Vandalay): i'm still laughing at these guys
[grey]Goosie was electrocuted by [GAY]Brucey
(Art Vandalay): who are they?
(TeaBagger): me too
[grey]Goosie: gg
(TeaBagger): I dunno

I wish I knew

[GAY]Brucey: gay

How appropriate

(TeaBagger): will find out though

Never did

GayBasher renamed to Lumberjack[OK]
(Art Vandalay): i need you brucey? too funny
(TeaBagger): yep

LOL

Lumberjack[OK] almost dodged [GAY]Brucey's rocket
(Art Vandalay): gay ace is pretty damn good
(TeaBagger): yeah

And he was

[GAY]Ace ate GRIZZLY's rocket
[GAY]Ace: gay. not that there is anything wrong with that

Of course not

GRIZZLY almost dodged [GAY]Brucey's rocket
GRIZZLY: gg
TeaBagger: gay...not like we don't know that you are

Of course!

[GAY]Ace: gj baby
[GAY]Brucey: gay game?

Erm...yeah...sure

[GAY]Ace was railed by TeaBagger
[GAY]Brucey ate TeaBagger's rocket
GRIZZLY: /me whimpers
[grey]Goosie almost dodged TeaBagger's rocket
[grey]Goosie: sweet!
[GAY]Ace: why picking on grey like that?
TeaBagger almost dodged Lumberjack[OK]'s rocket
Lumberjack[OK] almost dodged Art Vandalay's rocket
GRIZZLY almost dodged Art Vandalay's rocket
Switched Observer Mode to: In Eyes
Tracking Art Vandalay
[GAY]Ace: ooh got teabagged
TeaBagger: gj art
Art Vandalay: Thanks!
Art Vandalay almost dodged [GAY]Brucey's rocket
[GAY]Ace was railed by TeaBagger
[GAY]Brucey was gunned down by TeaBagger
Lumberjack[OK]: doh
Art Vandalay renamed to YMCA Member
GRIZZLY: n1
TeaBagger: facial
[GAY]Brucey: nice gay shot

Oh yeah...everything's gay

[grey]Goosie was railed by TeaBagger
[grey]Goosie: lol
[GAY]Ace: ya. not that there is anything wrong with that,

Nah...what was that you said...I missed it the first 100 times you said it

[GAY]Brucey: indeed
Lumberjack[OK] was gunned down by TeaBagger
Lumberjack[OK]: lol
GRIZZLY was electrocuted by TeaBagger
Lumberjack[OK]: i am not having much luck here
GRIZZLY: awwwlwrity
Lumberjack[OK]: 1 im trippin

Eww...that should be a nice experience...where's Pookie when ya need her!

[GAY]Brucey almost dodged TeaBagger's rocket
Lumberjack[OK]: 2 this aint my box
TeaBagger almost dodged [GAY]Ace's rocket
Lumberjack[OK]: ack
Switched Observer Mode to: In Eyes
YMCA Member was railed by [GAY]Ace
Tracking [GAY]Ace
YMCA Member: ouchy
GRIZZLY: ns
TeaBagger: LOL
YMCA Member: gg
YMCA Member renamed to Liberace
(TeaBagger): actually
(TeaBagger): I don't think they're regulars
[grey]Goosie almost dodged [GAY]Ace's rocket
Lumberjack[OK] renamed to Other Brother Daryll
(TeaBagger): at least from what I can tell anyhow
(TeaBagger): I got their IP's
(Liberace): weird
(TeaBagger): can compare it to some of the regs

I dunno...and I really don't care...I got a good laugh out of it...

[GAY]Brucey ate Other Brother Daryll's rocket
[GAY]Ace almost dodged Other Brother Daryll's rocket
Tracking GRIZZLY
(TeaBagger): but I think they're just a buncha h0m0's
[GAY]Ace: gayed
GRIZZLY: gg
[GAY]Brucey: good gayed
[GAY]Ace: yeah I guess so

Yep

Timelimit hit.
TeaBagger: ggg
GRIZZLY: gg
Liberace: wow
[GAY]Ace: gaygg

GAY, GAY, GAY...Everything GAY

Liberace: ghey game
Other Brother Daryll: gg

Next map

[grey]Goosie disconnected
[world] [GAY]Brucey: ga?
[world] [GAY]Ace: brucey come to gay clan arena

Yeah...come to clan arena

[GAY]Brucey: I am
[GAY]Brucey was electrocuted by Other Brother Daryll
[GAY]Brucey: gay

Glad to see you're coming out of the closet

Liberace: gaybashed him
Other Brother Daryll: yeth
[GAY]Ace: no you gayfer come be gay on MY team

Oh yeah...gotta be gay together

GRIZZLY: 1st time on this map
Other Brother Daryll: he is so sweet tho
Other Brother Daryll: :P
GRIZZLY: and play all the time :)
Other Brother Daryll was in the wrong place.
Other Brother Daryll: lol
Other Brother Daryll: oopsie
[GAY]Ace was in the wrong place.
[GAY]Ace: gay

Yes...by being gay you will be "in the wrong place"

TeaBagger: Nice One!
[GAY]Ace: not that there is anything wrong with that

I think I caught it that time..

Other Brother Daryll: lol
Other Brother Daryll: hOmOz make me giggle

Ahh yes...the beauty of PIT's

Liberace was railed by TeaBagger
GRIZZLY: gg
[GAY]Brucey: laff at yourself in the mirror alot then dont ya

Brucey with the harsh words...

[GAY]Ace almost dodged GRIZZLY's rocket
Liberace was railed by TeaBagger
Liberace: gotta go to bed now.

Bah...fuggin' George...h0m0

[GAY]Ace: brucaey I dun wanna have to kill you

Cause then he might have to have sex with you?

Liberace: cya
[GAY]Brucey ate Other Brother Daryll's rocket
Other Brother Daryll was railed by TeaBagger
GRIZZLY: gg
[GAY]Brucey: I am too fine to kill

Erm...I think you're the classic case of a DickDo (Your stomack sticks out
futher than yer dick do)

Other Brother Daryll: gg
Liberace was electrocuted by [GAY]Brucey
Liberace disconnected
Other Brother Daryll was in the wrong place.
Other Brother Daryll: shit
Other Brother Daryll: :/
[GAY]Brucey almost dodged [GAY]Ace's rocket
GRIZZLY: my framerate is -2
[GAY]Brucey: gay
Other Brother Daryll: at least u arent trippin

trippy mofo

GRIZZLY: it's going in reverse

Backwards RA3....now there's a concept

Other Brother Daryll: or r u?
[GAY]Ace: shouldn't have used gay ass gauntlet then

He was just trying to get a piece of dat ass!

[GAY]Brucey: yes
(TeaBagger): where are you?
TeaBagger was railed by [GAY]Ace
Switched Observer Mode to: In Eyes
[GAY]Ace: gay
(TeaBagger) (The Garden): thx for the help h0m0
(TeaBagger) (The Garden): =)
Tracking [GAY]Ace
Other Brother Daryll renamed to hOmO 3r3ctUs
[GAY]Brucey: this place is pleny big enough we don't need to fight

what did you have in mind? massage each other?

GRIZZLY was railed by [GAY]Ace
[GAY]Ace: gay

fitting

GRIZZLY: lost my zoom bind
TeaBagger: bah
TeaBagger: find it
hOmO 3r3ctUs: check your other pantz

LOL...fuggin Zen

[GAY]Ace was railed by TeaBagger
[GAY]Ace: gay

Yes, you've mentioned that to us many times now

TeaBagger: thx
hOmO 3r3ctUs almost dodged TeaBagger's rocket
GRIZZLY: stole my frag :)
TeaBagger was in the wrong place.
TeaBagger: doh
[GAY]Ace: gay ass

I didn't think my ass looked THAT gay

TeaBagger: I hate it when that happens
Switched Observer Mode to: In Eyes
Tracking GRIZZLY
Tracking hOmO 3r3ctUs
Tracking [GAY]Ace
Tracking GRIZZLY
hOmO 3r3ctUs almost dodged GRIZZLY's rocket
Tracking [GAY]Ace
Tracking GRIZZLY
Tracking [GAY]Ace
Tracking GRIZZLY
Tracking [GAY]Ace
Tracking GRIZZLY
GRIZZLY almost dodged [GAY]Ace's rocket
Tracking [GAY]Ace
GRIZZLY: gg
TeaBagger ate [GAY]Ace's rocket
GRIZZLY almost dodged [GAY]Brucey's rocket
TeaBagger: now boys...I only have one hole

They gang raped me at spawn

[GAY]Ace: we will make another,

EEP

hOmO 3r3ctUs: lol
[GAY]Brucey: as long as there is a little heat in there I don't care

LMFAO

GRIZZLY almost dodged [GAY]Brucey's rocket
[GAY]Ace ate TeaBagger's rocket
hOmO 3r3ctUs: its gettin scary in here

I'll second that motion

GRIZZLY: sorry wizzler
TeaBagger: Roger!

Sorry Sonofabitch....hehe

TeaBagger almost dodged hOmO 3r3ctUs's rocket
hOmO 3r3ctUs: gg
TeaBagger renamed to Wizard[AGQx]
GRIZZLY almost dodged hOmO 3r3ctUs's rocket
GRIZZLY: bah
[GAY]Brucey was electrocuted by Wizard[AGQx]
GRIZZLY: i better go fix this silly mouse, even out bbl GGs
GRIZZLY disconnected

Doh...my only teammate deserted me....

hOmO 3r3ctUs was in the wrong place.
hOmO 3r3ctUs: crap
Wizard[AGQx] was railed by [GAY]Ace
[GAY]Ace almost dodged Wizard[AGQx]'s rocket
[GAY]Ace: homo, could you be nice and gay and all silly like and even teams?

now that sounded like a tuna_boy line

[GAY]Brucey: I left
hOmO 3r3ctUs ate Wizard[AGQx]'s rocket
[GAY]Brucey: lost my gay frags

At least you still have your gayness to tide you over

hOmO 3r3ctUs: lol
[GAY]Ace: you are still here and gay as ever

I'll second that as well

[GAY]Brucey: oh well
[GAY]Brucey disconnected

Doh...we've lost a gay...I repeat...gay overboard

[GAY]Ace: ok. now that my gay partner is gone

Doh...I guess they're going to "be gay on their own time" now

[GAY]Ace: so am I
[GAY]Ace: gay ggs I guess.

You guess...what...we weren't gay enough for you?

hOmO 3r3ctUs almost dodged Wizard[AGQx]'s rocket
[GAY]Ace disconnected

Damn

hOmO 3r3ctUs: shit
hOmO 3r3ctUs: ok time for bed
Wizard[AGQx]: Laterz
hOmO 3r3ctUs: ggs hOmOz

]/condump homos.txt
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