Submitted by ODY ^XXX^

<Note to self: Don't forget to insert witty introduction here>

Green = ODY ^XXX^ (cool guy) talking
Red = eXistenZ / penis (idiot) talking
Orange = isb.trojanman* talking
Yellow = -ed-Toby talking
Light Blue = Willy Bubba talking

We're playing 1on1 on the Thunder map. I always seem to be a rail shot behind = ).

Tracking isb.trojanman*
isb.trojanman* was railed by Willy Bubba
Tracking Willy Bubba
isb.trojanman*: =[
Settings changes proposed by isb.trojanman*
ODY ^XXX^ was electrocuted by Willy Bubba
Willy Bubba was railed by isb.trojanman*
Willy Bubba: ns
Settings changes proposed by isb.trojanman*
Willy Bubba: what is the command to make the lightin gun straight?
eXistenZ almost dodged isb.trojanman*'s rocket
eXistenZ: vote yes
Willy Bubba: what is the commandt o make the light gun fire straight?
ODY ^XXX^ was melted by isb.trojanman*'s plasmagun
eXistenZ: cg_truelightning 1
isb.trojanman* ate Willy Bubba's rocket
isb.trojanman*: ow
Settings changes proposed by isb.trojanman*
Willy Bubba: cg_truelightning 1
eXistenZ: /
ODY ^XXX^: don't you get tired of that vote man?

eXistenZ callvotes for 2on2 like five times, but no one else wants it.

-ed-Toby connected
Switched Observer Mode to: In Eyes
Tracking eXistenZ
eXistenZ: serious lol
eXistenZ was railed by Willy Bubba
eXistenZ: fuk
Tracking Willy Bubba
isb.trojanman*: vote yes
eXistenZ renamed to penis

Ahh, this just got a bit more interesting. Let the fun begin.

penis: lets all go to clan
penis: great job buddy
penis: great job buddy
penis: caln
penis: clan
penis: clan
penis: clan
penis: clan
penis: clan
ODY ^XXX^ was electrocuted by Willy Bubba
isb.trojanman* was railed by Willy Bubba
Settings changes proposed by isb.trojanman*
Willy Bubba was electrocuted by -ed-Toby
Willy Bubba: owned
penis was railed by -ed-Toby
ODY ^XXX^ was railed by -ed-Toby
isb.trojanman* was railed by -ed-Toby
isb.trojanman*: :o
-ed-Toby was railed by Willy Bubba
-ed-Toby: nice
-ed-Toby: didn't see u
penis was railed by Willy Bubba
Tracking Willy Bubba
penis: FUCK SHIT
penis: ILL HAVE ANOTHER BEER AND MAYBE MY AIM WILL BE BETTER

He's right, beer DOES make your aim better... Just like driving, because you can suddenly hit a whole lot more pedestrians.

ODY ^XXX^ was electrocuted by Willy Bubba
-ed-Toby: he's lagged out
isb.trojanman* Server command overflow
penis: ANYONE TO EVO?
penis: ODY.....EVO?
ODY ^XXX^: sure

After all his chat I should have known not to follow this guy. Action in other arenas snipped from rest of condump.

ODY ^XXX^ was railed by penis
penis cratered.
penis: LOL
ODY ^XXX^: heh
penis: WHAT A BS SHOT

We hit each other, he kills me, and then immediately craters. That damn ground got a "BS SHOT" on him!

ODY ^XXX^ almost dodged penis's rocket
penis: laff
penis almost dodged ODY ^XXX^'s rocket
penis: FUCK
ODY ^XXX^: yeah :)
ODY ^XXX^ almost dodged penis's rocket
penis almost dodged ODY ^XXX^'s rocket
ODY ^XXX^: har
penis: he
penis was railed by ODY ^XXX^
penis cratered.
ODY ^XXX^: :)
penis killed himself.
penis: aha
ODY ^XXX^: smooth
penis: nev er
ODY ^XXX^ was railed by penis
penis: what state you in>?

Here he starts to chat after each frag, asking a question then starting to play without waiting for an answer. He continues to question and talk to me while I fight others.

ODY ^XXX^: ontario
penis: good weed over in those parts
penis almost dodged ODY ^XXX^'s rocket
ODY ^XXX^: yeah sure
penis: you dont smoke
Silent Sorrow connected
penis was railed by ODY ^XXX^
penis: gs
penis: g
penis: gs
ODY ^XXX^: luck too
penis: is weed legal in canada?
penis was railed by ODY ^XXX^
ODY ^XXX^: nope
penis: arent they legalizing it or something?
penis: its illegal but nobody gives a shit right?
penis: when i went there the fucking pizza man offered me
Silent Sorrow almost dodged ODY ^XXX^'s rocket
ODY ^XXX^: heh

We start the countdown and just before FIGHT, his chat bubble pops up. I wait a sec and he begins to move and I rail him as he brings up the chat bubble again.

ODY ^XXX^: sheesh man
penis: not going to answer any of my questions
penis was railed by ODY ^XXX^
penis: ill take that as a no
ODY ^XXX^: not any time soon
ODY ^XXX^: i don't think
penis: not everyday i meet a candaian man
penis: just trying to get a feel for the culture over there
penis: so do you have a english accent and shti
penis: shit
penis: or french is it
Silent Sorrow was railed by ODY ^XXX^
penis: DOESNT IT SUCK LIVING THERE?

Hah, yeah, there's a good conversation starter... next time you see a foreigner, be sure to ask him "doesn't it suck living there??"

ODY ^XXX^: im english
penis ate ODY ^XXX^'s rocket
penis: LOL
ODY ^XXX^: :)
penis: i bet its fuckin boring up there
penis: how old are you?
penis: how old are you?
ODY ^XXX^: gah dude stfu :)
penis: its gotta be boring as shit there......thats why so many crazy
canadians smoke weed
penis: what the hell dod you do if you dont smoke
Silent Sorrow was gunned down by ODY ^XXX^
penis: i bet you jack off a shit load
penis: jack and play quake all day
penis ate ODY ^XXX^'s rocket
penis: fuck
penis: saw that
penis: ody jacks off a shit load
Timelimit hit.
penis: the masturbater won
penis disconnected
Silent Sorrow disconnected
]/condump penis.txt
Dumped console text to penis.txt.

Sigh... there should be some sort of mandatory IQ screening before you use the Internet.