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He Blew his Cover!

This has got to be one of the weirdest events I've ever witnessed. It isn't quite a full condump, because I had to reconstruct it from a number of screenshots. I was originally planning on it just being a quote but felt it was a tad too long. Anyway, just read.

Red = Skeleto talking
Light Blue = SantaClaus talking
Yellow = GOMES talking

Usually the guy who bitches is the lamer, but you never know who you'll bump in to in a game of Quake...

SantaClaus was in the wrong place.
SantaClaus: fuck STOPTHAT
SantaClaus: YOU FUCKING IDOT BLUE GUY

Haha, "idot" :)

SantaClaus: someone cal a bvote to kick 2001 Killer...he
SantaClaus: keeps hsi own guys
GOMES: i know
GOMES: he is gay
SantaClaus: someone kick him
Skeleto: its my 8 year old son he is learning give him a break

Teaching him to knock teammates into the void? Way to go, dad...

GOMES: he is a faggot
Skeleto: come over hear and I will kick your ass
GOMES: HE IS A FAGGOT
GOMES: SUCK MY DICK SKELETO
Skeleto: call my sone that again and I will hunt you down and kill you
GOMES: YOUR GAY ASS SON PISSES ME OFF
Skeleto: i work for the FBI and when I trace your email and find your real identity you better start looking over your shoulder

Buahaha! Well, at least if GOMES turns up dead then we all know who the killer is.

And no I don't make this stuff up... here's a screenshot if you don't believe me.


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