This was the first CTF game I'd played in a long time, so I was eager to get back into the mix and see what the lamers had been up to during my absense. Needless to say, they wasted no time in making me feel right at home. This guy ".TOLARAN." (note that this is the un-l33ted version of his name, see screenshots below) was quick to claim that I was somehow hacking the game and causing him to play poorly. I snapped off a few screenshots but when he kept going and going and going, I knew I had a condump on my hands. So without further ado...

Green (bold) = DarkNova[AGQx] (me) talking
Green = me killing .TOLARAN.
Red = .TOLARAN. talking
Light Blue = Anyone Else talking

We'll start here... try to spot the guy who hates his team.

.TOLARAN.: go get the blue flag!!!!!
Sucker almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
kivi : ok
carlcox: rasciste
.TOLARAN.: god u guyz do something
--KATARO-- ate Sucker's rocket
Feck was in the wrong place.
--KATARO-- was in the wrong place.
kivi ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich entered the game
carlcox: im koming
formless was in the wrong place.
carlcox: bleue
kivi : what
--KATARO-- ate Sucker's rocket
Nestle's Quake almost dodged Sucker's rocket
Nestle's Quake: wtf?
carlcox: rien
The RED flag has returned!
.TOLARAN. was in the wrong place.
.TOLARAN.: fuxt
--KATARO-- ate formless's rocket
kivi got the RED flag!
Sucker ate A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich ate Sucker's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
kivi almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
carlcox: hellooooo
formless got the RED flag!
Nestle's Quake almost dodged Feck's rocket
.TOLARAN. almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Tampon ate Sucker's rocket
kivi : what
carlcox: rien
Tampon almost dodged formless's rocket
formless blew himself up.
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
kivi was melted by A Big Shit Sandwich's plasmagun
kivi : what
DarkNova[AGQx] captured the BLUE flag!
Nestle's Quake almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich got the BLUE flag!
.TOLARAN. ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
--KATARO-- almost dodged Sucker's rocket
Sucker fragged RED's flag carrier!
A Big Shit Sandwich ate Sucker's rocket
Sucker returned the BLUE flag!
kivi almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Feck almost dodged Nestle's Quake's rocket
formless ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Sucker almost dodged --KATARO--'s rocket
--KATARO-- blew himself up.
.TOLARAN. ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
.TOLARAN.: bullshit

Music to my ears! What else you got?

A Big Shit Sandwich ate Sucker's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] got the BLUE flag!
Sucker almost dodged A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
formless ate Tampon's rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich was melted by Feck's plasmagun
carlcox: kiwi
.TOLARAN. got the RED flag!
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
carlcox: c est mieux
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
kivi : what
kivi was melted by --KATARO--'s plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
.TOLARAN. almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
carlcox: a
kivi ate Tampon's rocket
formless was melted by --KATARO--'s plasmagun
Sucker ate Nestle's Quake's rocket
Feck got the RED flag!
.TOLARAN.: nice hacking rec
carlcox: b
carlcox: c
kivi : a what
.TOLARAN. almost dodged Tampon's rocket
--KATARO-- was machinegunned by Sucker
Nestle's Quake ate formless's rocket
kivi : ?
formless was in the wrong place.
Tampon almost dodged Sucker's rocket
(DarkNova[AGQx]) (Red Base): Base overrun! More defense!
carlcox: pas grave
carlcox: gg
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Feck almost dodged Tampon's rocket
Tampon returned the RED flag!
carlcox: lol
formless ate Nestle's Quake's rocket
kivi : i do not know what you are saying
A Big Shit Sandwich was in the wrong place.
formless disconnected
DarkNova[AGQx] captured the BLUE flag!
.TOLARAN. was in the wrong place.
Sucker was in the wrong place.
tspo60 connected
kivi ate A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
.TOLARAN.: darknova the fuckin' hacker
DarkNova[AGQx]: ?

Yep, lemme pause to take a screenshot of that one.

tspo60 entered the game
A Big Shit Sandwich was melted by Feck's plasmagun
Tampon ate Sucker's rocket
tspo60 ate Tampon's rocket
kivi got the RED flag!
--KATARO-- fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
kivi almost dodged --KATARO--'s rocket
--KATARO-- was melted by Feck's plasmagun
.TOLARAN. ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich returned the RED flag!
Feck almost dodged Nestle's Quake's rocket
.TOLARAN.: ahaha hackin' ass darknova
.TOLARAN.: fuckin' darknova hax
DarkNova[AGQx]: why you say that?
.TOLARAN.: cuz u don't fuckin' die
.TOLARAN.: 3 rockts

Ahh yes, since I started with about 200 health and armor and I even picked up more along the way, I must be hacking. Did I mention I had regen too?

Tampon got the BLUE flag!
Sucker almost dodged Tampon's rocket
Feck almost dodged Tampon's rocket
kivi almost dodged Nestle's Quake's rocket
tspo60 ate A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx]: i have regen
.TOLARAN.: and u kill me
.TOLARAN.: when I have regen
--KATARO-- ate tspo60's rocket
.TOLARAN.: taht's bullshit
.TOLARAN. fragged RED's flag carrier!
Tampon was gunned down by .TOLARAN.
kivi : i never kill anyone
.TOLARAN. returned the BLUE flag!
tspo60 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx]: i have armor too
carlcox entered the game
Tampon almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Feck was gunned down by A Big Shit Sandwich
.TOLARAN. was melted by Nestle's Quake's plasmagun
carlcox: hello
Sucker got the RED flag!
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged tspo60's rocket
kivi : hello what
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Sucker was machinegunned by Tampon
Tampon returned the RED flag!
Nestle's Quake was melted by .TOLARAN.'s plasmagun
.TOLARAN. got the RED flag!
kivi : carlox lets go after the red flag together
--KATARO-- fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
.TOLARAN. was railed by --KATARO--
Nestle's Quake returned the RED flag!
carlcox almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Tampon ate Feck's rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Nestle's Quake ate Sucker's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Sucker's rocket
Sucker got the RED flag!
Sucker blew himself up.
Tampon returned the RED flag!
Nestle's Quake almost dodged Feck's rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Feck ate Tampon's rocket
--KATARO-- was melted by kivi 's plasmagun
A Big Shit Sandwich was railed by kivi
.TOLARAN. was in the wrong place.
.TOLARAN.: darknova quit it u hacker
DarkNova[AGQx]: did i hax that time?

He charges up the stairs in the flag room of Q3CTF3, and I knock him into the void... FEAR MY HACKING ABILITIES! Er, yeah.

--KATARO-- was melted by carlcox's plasmagun
carlcox got the RED flag!
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
carlcox almost dodged Tampon's rocket
kivi almost dodged Tampon's rocket
Tampon returned the RED flag!
Nestle's Quake almost dodged Sucker's rocket
.TOLARAN. got the RED flag!
Feck ate Tampon's rocket
carlcox ate A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
--KATARO-- was machinegunned by kivi
Sucker was in the wrong place.
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
.TOLARAN. ate Tampon's rocket
Tampon returned the RED flag!
.TOLARAN.: bullshit
Sucker ate A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
--KATARO-- was machinegunned by Sucker
tspo60 was in the wrong place.
A Big Shit Sandwich got the BLUE flag!
Sucker fragged RED's flag carrier!
A Big Shit Sandwich was railed by Sucker
kivi got the RED flag!
carlcox was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Sucker returned the BLUE flag!
.TOLARAN. ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
.TOLARAN.: omg
.TOLARAN.: hell no
.TOLARAN.: 2 directz/

It's pretty easy to get direct hits on someone when they stand still, silly :)

Nestle's Quake fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
kivi ate Nestle's Quake's rocket
Nestle's Quake returned the RED flag!
.TOLARAN.: motherfucker
kivi almost dodged Tampon's rocket
tspo60 almost dodged A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
--KATARO-- was melted by Feck's plasmagun
Feck almost dodged A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
tspo60 ate Tampon's rocket
Tampon was machinegunned by .TOLARAN.
Sucker got the RED flag!
Nestle's Quake: incoming invbisible red
Nestle's Quake: damn it
--KATARO-- was melted by carlcox's plasmagun
Nestle's Quake ate Sucker's rocket
Tampon ate tspo60's rocket
kivi ate A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich got the BLUE flag!
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Sucker ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
tspo60 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Nestle's Quake: I got killed by a flag
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
carlcox was machinegunned by Tampon
--KATARO-- ate .TOLARAN.'s rocket
kivi ate A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
Tampon almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
.TOLARAN. got the RED flag!
Nestle's Quake fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
.TOLARAN. ate Nestle's Quake's rocket
Feck was in the wrong place.
Nestle's Quake returned the RED flag!
kivi : go toloran\
tspo60 was in the wrong place.
--KATARO-- entered the game
Sucker fragged RED's flag carrier!
A Big Shit Sandwich ate Sucker's rocket
Sucker returned the BLUE flag!
carlcox got the RED flag!
kivi : yes
Sucker almost dodged Tampon's rocket
Nestle's Quake was melted by carlcox's plasmagun
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
carlcox ate Tampon's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] ate --KATARO--'s rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich returned the RED flag!
Nestle's Quake: incoming low red
kivi almost dodged Tampon's rocket
.TOLARAN. got the RED flag!
DarkNova[AGQx] blew herself up.
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
.TOLARAN. ate Tampon's rocket
Tampon returned the RED flag!
.TOLARAN.: dood where y'all fuckerz hide?
Sucker almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich got the BLUE flag!
carlcox ate Tampon's rocket
.TOLARAN. ate Nestle's Quake's rocket
Sucker ate A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
tspo60 ate Tampon's rocket
carlcox fragged RED's flag carrier!
A Big Shit Sandwich was machinegunned by carlcox
carlcox returned the BLUE flag!
kivi got the RED flag!
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
kivi ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
--KATARO-- almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
carlcox almost dodged A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich ate Feck's rocket
Nestle's Quake: red or blue
carlcox almost dodged Tampon's rocket
Tampon got the BLUE flag!
tspo60 got the RED flag!
kivi : blue
.TOLARAN. ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] was melted by Feck's plasmagun
Nestle's Quake blew himself up.
kivi : carlox what did you want before
carlcox was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
--KATARO-- ate Nestle's Quake's rocket
.TOLARAN. almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Sucker ate Tampon's rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
carlcox almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
tspo60 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
Sucker almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
.TOLARAN. ate Nestle's Quake's rocket
Tampon captured the BLUE flag!
Feck almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
kivi got the RED flag!
DarkNova[AGQx] was machinegunned by carlcox
.TOLARAN.: dayam fuckin' cheatezrz
--KATARO-- was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
kivi almost dodged Tampon's rocket
Tampon returned the RED flag!
carlcox: yo
Sucker almost dodged Nestle's Quake's rocket
tspo60 ate A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
kivi ate Nestle's Quake's rocket
kivi : what
A Big Shit Sandwich was machinegunned by Sucker
.TOLARAN.: everytime ever server
.TOLARAN.: fuckin' aimbot userz

Let's all take a moment to express our pity for this guy.

carlcox ate Nestle's Quake's rocket
Nestle's Quake got the BLUE flag!
.TOLARAN.: blue never wins
Sucker fragged RED's flag carrier!
Nestle's Quake ate Sucker's rocket
Sucker returned the BLUE flag!
Feck almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
.TOLARAN.: every servery I play
carlcox: oh t est con ou qoui
Nestle's Quake: shitty fuck
tspo60 ate Tampon's rocket
kivi : what carlox
Feck blew himself up.
Nestle's Quake: como?
DarkNova[AGQx]: im not cheating and i don't see anyone who is
Tampon was machinegunned by tspo60
.TOLARAN. was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
.TOLARAN.: wtf?
.TOLARAN.: darknova and his aimbot!

Aimbot? Noo noo, I want to be a hacker! :(

carlcox: tu comprend rien a ce que je dit
DarkNova[AGQx]: spec me
kivi ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
.TOLARAN.: team it even then
.TOLARAN.: join us
.TOLARAN.: fool
Feck almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
tspo60 almost dodged Nestle's Quake's rocket
.TOLARAN.: give us one of ur guyz
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged Sucker's rocket
.TOLARAN.: we trade over
Sucker got the RED flag!
.TOLARAN. ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
.TOLARAN. ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Tampon got the BLUE flag!
kivi : who are we going to trade
kivi almost dodged Tampon's rocket
tspo60 was melted by Nestle's Quake's plasmagun
Nestle's Quake blew himself up.
Sucker blew himself up.
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
carlcox blew himself up.
Tampon captured the BLUE flag!
DarkNova[AGQx] got the BLUE flag!
Sucker almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged tspo60's rocket
kivi : come on blue
tspo60 got the RED flag!
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
tspo60 ate Tampon's rocket
Tampon returned the RED flag!
kivi was machinegunned by A Big Shit Sandwich
Tampon almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Nestle's Quake almost dodged Feck's rocket
Sucker was melted by A Big Shit Sandwich's plasmagun
.TOLARAN. got the RED flag!
A Big Shit Sandwich was melted by --KATARO--'s plasmagun
Tampon ate Feck's rocket
--KATARO-- ate A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
.TOLARAN. was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
kivi : i will be back
A Big Shit Sandwich: blam
Tampon returned the RED flag!
.TOLARAN.: fuckin' nOVA!
.TOLARAN.: fuck u nova
kivi disconnected
DarkNova[AGQx] captured the BLUE flag!
DarkNova[AGQx]: tee hee
Tampon almost dodged carlcox's rocket
.TOLARAN.: u hidin' in the fuckin' gayest places

Why not just check the gay places first then? Sheesh.

A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged Sucker's rocket
Pancho connected
carlcox got the RED flag!
DarkNova[AGQx]: im not cheating though
Nestle's Quake almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
carlcox was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
carlcox: merde
tspo60 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Sucker almost dodged Tampon's rocket
Pancho entered the game
Nestle's Quake: quien?
tspo60: poncho you suck
.TOLARAN. almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
.TOLARAN.: fuckin' nova
carlcox almost dodged A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
.TOLARAN.: hax
Nestle's Quake was machinegunned by tspo60
Sucker almost dodged Tampon's rocket
Tampon ate Feck's rocket
Sucker almost dodged A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
carlcox was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
.TOLARAN. almost dodged A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
carlcox: merde rouge
A Big Shit Sandwich ate Sucker's rocket
Tampon got the BLUE flag!
--KATARO-- ate Tampon's rocket
Sucker ate Nestle's Quake's rocket
.TOLARAN. ate Tampon's rocket
Feck almost dodged Nestle's Quake's rocket
tspo60 ate A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
Sucker almost dodged Tampon's rocket
.TOLARAN.: and bitch ass tampon
--KATARO-- was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
carlcox got the RED flag!
tspo60 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
--KATARO-- was in the wrong place.
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
carlcox ate Tampon's rocket
Tampon returned the RED flag!
A Big Shit Sandwich was gunned down by Sucker
Tampon captured the BLUE flag!
Nestle's Quake was gunned down by Sucker
.TOLARAN. was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
.TOLARAN.: wtf?
Nestle's Quake: gunned in the back
.TOLARAN.: u hackin' biotch
A Big Shit Sandwich was melted by tspo60's plasmagun
--KATARO-- blew himself up.
Nestle's Quake almost dodged Sucker's rocket
.TOLARAN.: fuck u guyz win this game
DarkNova[AGQx]: how do i hack?
carlcox: alor ?dodo
Sucker got the RED flag!
Tampon almost dodged Sucker's rocket
.TOLARAN.: imma exit use aimbot
.TOLARAN.: see if u can beat me then

Yes, leave. Please.

--KATARO-- blew himself up.
A Big Shit Sandwich entered the game
A Big Shit Sandwich killed himself.
.TOLARAN.: u fucknutz
Nestle's Quake almost dodged tspo60's rocket
carlcox: dodo bleue
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Sucker ate Tampon's rocket
Tampon returned the RED flag!
tspo60 got the RED flag!
.TOLARAN.: I know u wouldn't like it if we used aimbot
Pancho was machinegunned by Sucker
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
tspo60 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Feck's rocket
carlcox almost dodged Nestle's Quake's rocket
--KATARO-- entered the game
--KATARO-- killed himself.
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Tampon was in the wrong place.
Feck got the RED flag!
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Feck almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Nestle's Quake returned the RED flag!
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Nestle's Quake was in the wrong place.
.TOLARAN. got the RED flag!
Tampon almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Pancho was railed by tspo60
--KATARO-- ate Sucker's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] ate .TOLARAN.'s rocket
carlcox: defence
A Big Shit Sandwich was railed by Nestle's Quake
Tampon ate Feck's rocket
carlcox: oo
.TOLARAN.: ya like that move huh?

He has the flag, and he pulls off a rather nice rocket jump on my head here... then instead of capping it he stops to insult me. I'm sure his teammates appreciate that :)

Tampon: ns
--KATARO-- ate Feck's rocket
.TOLARAN. captured the RED flag!
DarkNova[AGQx]: now if I was hacking would i have let you by?
.TOLARAN.: chea right
.TOLARAN.: u just can't aim
carlcox: good
.TOLARAN.: u have to aim
.TOLARAN.: for aimbot to aim for u

"u have to aim for aimbot to aim for you"? Yes, language english hard is no speak to, is yes?

carlcox: yo
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
.TOLARAN.: but u got smoked
Tampon got the BLUE flag!
tspo60 almost dodged Tampon's rocket
.TOLARAN. fragged RED's flag carrier!
Tampon almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
--KATARO-- almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
.TOLARAN. returned the BLUE flag!
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Sucker's rocket
Feck got the RED flag!
Pancho almost dodged Sucker's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Sucker's rocket
.TOLARAN.: u haven't see rocket jump before huh?
The RED flag has returned!
Feck was in the wrong place.
--KATARO-- almost dodged Sucker's rocket
Sucker was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
Tampon was melted by tspo60's plasmagun
Nestle's Quake almost dodged tspo60's rocket
Tampon: dude, give it up
Feck was melted by Pancho's plasmagun
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Tampon almost dodged tspo60's rocket
.TOLARAN.: tampon u newbler
tspo60 got the RED flag!
Pancho got the BLUE flag!
carlcox was gunned down by Pancho
The RED flag has returned!
tspo60 was in the wrong place.
Nestle's Quake: lol
carlcox: ca va kiwi
Nestle's Quake ate Sucker's rocket
Sucker got the RED flag!
Nestle's Quake almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
tspo60 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Tampon was melted by Sucker's plasmagun
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
--KATARO-- was machinegunned by A Big Shit Sandwich
Nestle's Quake disconnected
Pancho fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Sucker was railed by Pancho
Pancho returned the RED flag!
.TOLARAN. got the RED flag!
Feck blew himself up.
tspo60 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Sucker fragged RED's flag carrier!
Pancho was melted by Sucker's plasmagun
Sucker returned the BLUE flag!
--KATARO-- was melted by Sucker's plasmagun
Pancho was melted by Sucker's plasmagun
DarkNova[AGQx] ate Feck's rocket
Tampon ate Feck's rocket
Pancho: cheap
--KATARO-- almost dodged A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
--KATARO-- entered the game
.TOLARAN. captured the RED flag!
carlcox got the RED flag!
.TOLARAN. was in the wrong place.
.TOLARAN.: ahahah
DarkNova[AGQx] got the BLUE flag!
Feck ate Tampon's rocket
Pancho blew himself up.
tspo60 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Montego connected
A Big Shit Sandwich fragged RED's flag carrier!
DarkNova[AGQx] was melted by A Big Shit Sandwich's plasmagun
Failed to load model file models/players/james/lower.md3
A Big Shit Sandwich returned the BLUE flag!
carlcox captured the RED flag!
.TOLARAN. was gunned down by Pancho
--KATARO-- got the RED flag!
Montego entered the game
.TOLARAN.: ahah losing now huh?
tspo60 almost dodged Tampon's rocket
carlcox: yeahhhhhhhh
Pancho almost dodged Sucker's rocket
Pancho: heh fair teams
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
--KATARO-- was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
tspo60 got the RED flag!
Montego entered the game
Montego killed himself.
.TOLARAN.: what can't handle the heat?
A Big Shit Sandwich ate Tampon's rocket
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
tspo60 ate Tampon's rocket
Tampon returned the RED flag!
A Big Shit Sandwich entered the game
A Big Shit Sandwich killed himself.
--KATARO-- was gunned down by Pancho
Feck was railed by Tampon
tspo60 almost dodged A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx]: way to talk when its 3 on 7...
.TOLARAN. was in the wrong place.
.TOLARAN.: doh
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged carlcox's rocket
Pancho ate Sucker's rocket
Tampon ate Sucker's rocket
Pancho: ha
Sucker got the RED flag!
.TOLARAN.: stfu
.TOLARAN.: u seemed to think u were great
DarkNova[AGQx] got the BLUE flag!
--KATARO-- almost dodged A Big Shit Sandwich's rocket
Pancho ate Sucker's rocket
carlcox almost dodged Tampon's rocket
.TOLARAN.: u took 6 on 3

Yep, the reason my team my team was still winning when we were outnumbered 2 to 1 is because I seemed to think I was great. Thank you sir for teaching me the error of my ways!

A Big Shit Sandwich was gunned down by Feck
.TOLARAN.: why u talkin' now?
.TOLARAN.: cuz u reallie blow?
--KATARO-- was in the wrong place.
Pancho: phone
Pancho was railed by tspo60
--KATARO-- disconnected
Feck ate Tampon's rocket
tspo60 ate Tampon's rocket
Montego almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
.TOLARAN. almost dodged Tampon's rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich was machinegunned by tspo60
A Big Shit Sandwich was melted by Feck's plasmagun
carlcox: defence
tspo60 was railed by Pancho
Pancho: haha
Montego ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Feck ate Tampon's rocket
Tampon blew himself up.
carlcox ate Pancho's rocket
Pancho was in the wrong place.
Pancho: haha
A Big Shit Sandwich almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
tspo60: haha
Feck ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
A Big Shit Sandwich: later fags
Montego was in the wrong place.
A Big Shit Sandwich disconnected
Feck was in the wrong place.
Pancho was railed by .TOLARAN.
Tampon was in the wrong place.
Pancho was in the wrong place.
carlcox was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MegaHurts connected
.TOLARAN. was in the wrong place.

I knock him into the void again.

DarkNova[AGQx]: was that a hack?
MegaHurts entered the game
Tampon was melted by Montego's plasmagun
Pancho was melted by tspo60's plasmagun
Punish connected
carlcox ate MegaHurts's rocket
tspo60: haha
Pancho ate tspo60's rocket
Punish entered the game
DarkNova[AGQx]: my hack made you jump off the cliff eh?
Pancho almost dodged tspo60's rocket
tspo60 ate Punish's rocket
Punish was gunned down by Feck
Pancho was in the wrong place.
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Sucker ate Tampon's rocket
MegaHurts returned the RED flag!
tspo60 ate Tampon's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] blew herself up.
Pancho almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Feck returned the BLUE flag!
carlcox got the RED flag!
Tampon got the BLUE flag!
.TOLARAN. was machinegunned by DarkNova[AGQx]
Pancho fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
carlcox was machinegunned by Pancho
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
Montego almost dodged Punish's rocket
Feck got the RED flag!
The RED flag has returned!
Feck was in the wrong place.
.TOLARAN. almost dodged MegaHurts's rocket
Sucker got the RED flag!
Punish ate Sucker's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Sucker's rocket
Pancho was in the wrong place.
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Sucker almost dodged Tampon's rocket
tspo60 fragged RED's flag carrier!
Tampon ate tspo60's rocket
MegaHurts returned the RED flag!
tspo60 returned the BLUE flag!
tspo60 ate Pancho's rocket
Montego got the RED flag!
Tampon fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Montego ate Tampon's rocket
The RED flag has returned!
.TOLARAN. almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Pancho was in the wrong place.
tspo60 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
carlcox ate Punish's rocket
tspo60: fag
Feck almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
MegaHurts ate Sucker's rocket
.TOLARAN. was railed by Pancho
Montego almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Pancho was gunned down by Feck
DarkNova[AGQx] got the BLUE flag!
Montego ate Punish's rocket
Feck got the RED flag!
Tampon was melted by carlcox's plasmagun
.TOLARAN. ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Montego ate MegaHurts's rocket
.TOLARAN. was gunned down by Pancho
Sucker fragged RED's flag carrier!
DarkNova[AGQx] ate Sucker's rocket
Sucker returned the BLUE flag!
carlcox ate MegaHurts's rocket
MegaHurts fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Feck almost dodged MegaHurts's rocket
MegaHurts ate Feck's rocket
.TOLARAN. got the RED flag!
.TOLARAN. captured the RED flag!
Sucker got the RED flag!
Tampon got the BLUE flag!
Pancho almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
.TOLARAN. almost dodged Tampon's rocket
Punish was in the wrong place.
carlcox was in the wrong place.
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Sucker's rocket
carlcox: bye bye dodo
MegaHurts almost dodged Montego's rocket
Punish ate .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Feck ate Tampon's rocket
carlcox: yo bleue
Pancho almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
.TOLARAN. almost dodged MegaHurts's rocket
carlcox: fuck reed
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged Sucker's rocket
carlcox: yo dj carl cox
Feck ate Punish's rocket
.TOLARAN. ate Punish's rocket
carlcox: tchaooooooooooooo
MegaHurts was railed by tspo60
carlcox: bleue
Punish was railed by .TOLARAN.
carlcox ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
.TOLARAN. ate MegaHurts's rocket
carlcox disconnected
Feck was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
Pancho almost dodged tspo60's rocket
tspo60 almost dodged MegaHurts's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] was gunned down by Feck
BLAZE? connected
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Pancho ate .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Punish Server command overflow
MegaHurts ate Feck's rocket
.TOLARAN. almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
BLAZE? entered the game
BLAZE? almost dodged MegaHurts's rocket
Montego: lol
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Sucker was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
MegaHurts ate Montego's rocket
Montego got the RED flag!
Pancho almost dodged tspo60's rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Montego ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
.TOLARAN. fragged RED's flag carrier!
Tampon almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Feck returned the BLUE flag!
.TOLARAN. got the RED flag!
Sucker ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] got the BLUE flag!
Pancho ate Feck's rocket
Montego fragged RED's flag carrier!
DarkNova[AGQx] was machinegunned by Montego
Tampon was gunned down by .TOLARAN.
Montego returned the BLUE flag!
Pancho almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Sucker almost dodged MegaHurts's rocket
Tampon ate Feck's rocket
MegaHurts got the BLUE flag!
Montego was in the wrong place.
Sucker was railed by Pancho
Pancho ate Sucker's rocket
tspo60 ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Pancho: doh
www.#@&*! connected
Montego almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Feck almost dodged MegaHurts's rocket
Tampon almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
Sucker was in the wrong place.
Feck almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
BLAZE? almost dodged MegaHurts's rocket
www.#@&*! entered the game
Montego ate MegaHurts's rocket
BLAZE? was in the wrong place.
Feck almost dodged Tampon's rocket
tspo60 almost dodged Tampon's rocket
Montego ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
.TOLARAN. almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] returned the RED flag!
.TOLARAN.: fuckin' nova hax

Whoa, I was worried you had died or something... you went a few minutes without complaining about hacks!

MegaHurts captured the BLUE flag!
Montego ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
tspo60 almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
Feck almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
.TOLARAN.: nova u fuckin' hceater
DarkNova[AGQx] got the BLUE flag!
Sucker got the RED flag!
.TOLARAN. almost dodged www.#@&*!'s rocket
BLAZE? fragged RED's flag carrier!
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged BLAZE?'s rocket
MegaHurts fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Sucker almost dodged MegaHurts's rocket
MegaHurts returned the RED flag!
tspo60 returned the BLUE flag!
.TOLARAN.: taht's b ullshit
DarkNova[AGQx]: how?
Feck almost dodged www.#@&*!'s rocket
.TOLARAN.: how u know where I was u newb?
tspo60 ate Tampon's rocket
.TOLARAN.: can we have guy
tspo60 was in the wrong place.
Montego almost dodged Tampon's rocket
Tampon got the BLUE flag!
DarkNova[AGQx]: that wasn't the first place i checked
Sucker fragged RED's flag carrier!
Tampon was gunned down by Sucker
Feck ate Pancho's rocket
www.#@&*! was gunned down by Sucker
Montego returned the BLUE flag!
DarkNova[AGQx]: i used the process of elimination

Heh, quite a concept.

Tampon: ns
Pancho was in the wrong place.
BLAZE? was machinegunned by www.#@&*!
MegaHurts got the BLUE flag!
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
DarkNova[AGQx] almost dodged .TOLARAN.'s rocket
.TOLARAN. was machinegunned by Pancho
Sucker fragged RED's flag carrier!
MegaHurts was railed by Sucker
Sucker ate Tampon's rocket
.TOLARAN.: dood
Tampon got the BLUE flag!
.TOLARAN.: I hate u guyz
Montego was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
www.#@&*! blew himself up.
Tampon captured the BLUE flag!
Red hit the capturelimit.
Pancho: haha
.TOLARAN.: bah
DarkNova[AGQx]: gg
MegaHurts: gg
.TOLARAN.: stfu hackerz
Tampon: gg
.TOLARAN.: 188
Sucker: cheaters
.TOLARAN.: whatever
www.#@&*!: idiot
tspo60 disconnected
Sucker disconnected
A Utah Hick connected
.TOLARAN.: u can't get 1888 by not cheating

No I can't get 1888 without cheating... but I did get 188 without cheating. GG bud!