It happens all the time... Just when you think you're in the clear, the classic lamer jumps out and bites you in the ass.

This guy OUTLAW had all the great qualities of the typical lamer: obsession about using the BFG, insults everyone he kills, whines about the quad being "cheap" except when he uses it... well I don't want to spoil it all, check this out... BTW he had been on the server about 10 minutes before I joined in.

Green = Me talking
Light Green = Me making a kill
Red = Lamer talking
Light Red = Lamer making a kill
Yellow = Anyone else talking

On with the show...

MERCURY69 couldn't hide from OUTLAW's BFG
targets couldn't hide from OUTLAW's BFG
MERCURY69 ate targets's rocket
LK1-DarkNova couldn't hide from OUTLAW's BFG
MERCURY69 caught LK1-DarkNova's handgrenade
OUTLAW caught LK1-DarkNova's handgrenade
LK1-DarkNova almost dodged OUTLAW's rocket
targets was railed by LK1-DarkNova
Mercury69 ate LK1-DarkNova's rocket
targets almost dodged MERCURY69's rocket
LK1-DarkNova was disintegrated by OUTLAW's BFG blast
Mercury69 was disintegrated by OUTLAW's BFG blast

Considering OUTLAW's obsession with the BFG, it was only a matter of time until someone complained. And of course, he had a snappy comeback prepared (probably because he gets yelled at a lot)

MERCURY69: pussy gun
OUTLAW: i know its a pussy gun
OUTLAW: i just killed a pussy with it
LK1-DarkNova was disintegrated by OUTLAW's BFG blast
OUTLAW: another pussy

Ahh great, here we go. Let's start humoring the lamer...

LK1-DarkNova: Damn, you're such a badass... I envy you man, really I do. Seriously.
OUTLAW: bow before me punk
LK1-DarkNova almost dodged OUTLAW's rocket
OUTLAW: now who is the pusssy
OUTLAW: hehehehehe
OUTLAW: man you suck
OUTLAW: even without the bfg
OUTLAW: i still killed your asssss
targets was railed by LK1-DarkNova
OUTLAW ate LK1-DarkNova's rocket
OUTLAW: goood one, get me while im lagged
OUTLAW: i guess its your only way

This guy has problems. Maybe showing him how dumb he looks will make him stop?

LK1-DarkNova: <insert badass comment here to show how cool I think I am>
OUTLAW ate targets's rocket
OUTLAW: nice camp target
King Ghidora was popped by OUTLAW's grenade
targets was popped by OUTLAW's grenade
PR3 ate LK1-DarkNova's rocket
PR3 saw the pretty lights from OUTLAW's BFG
OUTLAW should have used a smaller gun.
LK1-DarkNova couldn't hide from OUTLAW's BFG
PR3 ate LK1-DarkNova's rocket
targets was railed by LK1-DarkNova
PR3 was railed by LK1-DarkNova
King Ghidora ate LK1-DarkNova's rocket
targets ate OUTLAW's rocket
King Ghidora was railed by LK1-DarkNova
PR3 was melted by OUTLAW's hyperblaster

He wins 25 to 17, I have about twice the frags-per-minute as him, but that doesn't hurt his ego...

Fraglimit hit.
OUTLAW: yeh hahaha

Next map, no BFG... awww yeah...

The Pits
LK1-DarkNova entered the game
targets entered the game
OUTLAW entered the game
King Ghidora entered the game
OUTLAW almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
King Ghidora was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
targets was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
PR3 was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
King Ghidora was railed by OUTLAW
targets was squished.
OUTLAW ate PR3's rocket
PR3 blew himself up.
PR3 was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
King Ghidora ate OUTLAW's rocket
targets almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
King Ghidora was cut in half by OUTLAW's chaingun
LK1-DarkNova was railed by PR3
King Ghidora was popped by OUTLAW's grenade
Lucy entered the game
targets was cut in half by LK1-DarkNova's chaingun
King Ghidora tripped on his own grenade.
targets disconnected
Lucy changed name to suk2bme
No Shells for Super Shotgun.
LK1-DarkNova was cut in half by suk2bme's chaingun
LK1-DarkNova was railed by suk2bme
King Ghidora was cut in half by OUTLAW's chaingun
King Ghidora almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
PR3 was blown away by OUTLAW's super shotgun
OUTLAW almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
King Ghidora was popped by OUTLAW's grenade
King Ghidora was popped by LK1-DarkNova's grenade
OUTLAW was cut in half by suk2bme's chaingun
OUTLAW was cut in half by suk2bme's chaingun
suk2bme disconnected
OUTLAW was railed by LK1-DarkNova
LK1-DarkNova was cut in half by PR3's chaingun
PR3 was railed by OUTLAW
King Ghidora almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
LK1-DarkNova was railed by OUTLAW
PR3 ate OUTLAW's rocket
LK1-DarkNova ate OUTLAW's rocket
LK1-DarkNova was cut in half by OUTLAW's chaingun
PR3 was cut in half by OUTLAW's chaingun
PR3 almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
King Ghidora was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
OUTLAW almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
OUTLAW was popped by PR3's grenade
King Ghidora was railed by LK1-DarkNova
OUTLAW was cut in half by PR3's chaingun
OUTLAW was popped by King Ghidora's grenade
PR3 was machinegunned by LK1-DarkNova
OUTLAW almost dodged PR3's rocket
LK1-DarkNova was popped by King Ghidora's grenade
PR3 was popped by King Ghidora's grenade
King Ghidora almost dodged OUTLAW's rocket
OUTLAW tripped on her own grenade.

He just killed himself and he's losing bad, that means it's time to insult me...

OUTLAW: man your such a quad whore
King Ghidora ate PR3's rocket
PR3 was railed by LK1-DarkNova
[C-O-M]Binkley entered the game
King Ghidora was cut in half by [C-O-M]Binkley 's chaingun
LK1-DarkNova: as opposed to a bfg whore, eh?
King Ghidora was railed by LK1-DarkNova
PR3 almost dodged OUTLAW's rocket
OUTLAW was railed by LK1-DarkNova
[C-O-M]Binkley was railed by LK1-DarkNova
OUTLAW was railed by LK1-DarkNova
King Ghidora ate LK1-DarkNova's rocket
[C-O-M]Binkley was blown away by OUTLAW's super shotgun
[C-O-M]Binkley was machinegunned by PR3
LK1-DarkNova was blown away by OUTLAW's super shotgun
PR3 was railed by OUTLAW
PR3 disconnected
King Ghidora was cut in half by LK1-DarkNova's chaingun
King Ghidora was railed by LK1-DarkNova
Fraglimit hit.
LK1-DarkNova: gg

25 to 18, poor guy must have been itching for a BFG...

Lava Tomb
LK1-DarkNova entered the game
[C-O-M]Binkley entered the game
King Ghidora entered the game
King Ghidora ate OUTLAW's rocket
OUTLAW was machinegunned by LK1-DarkNova
[C-O-M]Binkley was machinegunned by LK1-DarkNova

I beat him to the Quad, time for him to insult me again. This cracks me up :)

OUTLAW: like i said a quad faggg
OUTLAW: you use it all the time
OUTLAW: lamer
[C-O-M]Binkley was machinegunned by LK1-DarkNova
[C-O-M]Binkley almost dodged OUTLAW's rocket
King Ghidora almost dodged OUTLAW's rocket

Hmmmm, he called ME a lamer? Something's not right here...

LK1-DarkNova: weren't you the one insulting me after killing me with the bfg a few minutes ago?
OUTLAW was machinegunned by LK1-DarkNova
OUTLAW was machinegunned by LK1-DarkNova
LK1-DarkNova almost dodged OUTLAW's rocket
OUTLAW does a back flip into the lava.
OUTLAW was railed by LK1-DarkNova
[C-O-M]Binkley does a back flip into the lava.
LK1-DarkNova was railed by OUTLAW

Oh crap! He's through messing around now. Time to break out the all-powerful BIND!

OUTLAW: DAMN NOW THAT HAD TO HURT
OUTLAW: DAMN NOW THAT HAD TO HURT
OUTLAW: DAMN NOW THAT HAD TO HURT

AAAAIIIEEE!! I can't withstand such a torrential storm of insults!!!

[C-O-M]Binkley was railed by OUTLAW
King Ghidora almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
[C-O-M]Binkley does a back flip into the lava.
LK1-DarkNova was railed by OUTLAW
King Ghidora was machinegunned by LK1-DarkNova
King Ghidora was railed by OUTLAW
LK1-DarkNova was railed by OUTLAW
OUTLAW: DAMN NOW THAT HAD TO HURT
OUTLAW: DAMN NOW THAT HAD TO HURT
OUTLAW: DAMN NOW THAT HAD TO HURT
King Ghidora was cut in half by [C-O-M]Binkley 's chaingun
[C-O-M]Binkley ate LK1-DarkNova's rocket
LK1-DarkNova was railed by OUTLAW
LK1-DarkNova was railed by OUTLAW
[C-O-M]Binkley was railed by LK1-DarkNova
LK1-DarkNova was blown away by King Ghidora's super shotgun
[C-O-M]Binkley was blown away by King Ghidora's super shotgun
Sloppy Ssnatch entered the game
[C-O-M]Binkley was railed by OUTLAW
LK1-DarkNova was blown away by King Ghidora's super shotgun
King Ghidora almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
[C-O-M]Binkley almost dodged Sloppy Ssnatch's rocket
Sloppy Ssnatch does a back flip into the lava.
LK1-DarkNova was railed by OUTLAW
King Ghidora was popped by LK1-DarkNova's grenade
Sloppy Ssnatch was railed by OUTLAW
[C-O-M]Binkley almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
LK1-DarkNova was railed by OUTLAW
OUTLAW: hehehe
OUTLAW: hehehe
Sloppy Ssnatch disconnected
[C-O-M]Binkley was railed by LK1-DarkNova
Sloppy Ssnatch entered the game
[C-O-M]Binkley was blown away by King Ghidora's super shotgun
King Ghidora was railed by OUTLAW
Bubba entered the game
King Ghidora was blown away by Sloppy Ssnatch's super shotgun
Sloppy Ssnatch does a back flip into the lava.
Bubba changed name to On The Rag
On The Rag ate [C-O-M]Binkley 's rocket
On The Rag does a back flip into the lava.
OUTLAW was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
King Ghidora ate Sloppy Ssnatch's rocket
On The Rag ate [C-O-M]Binkley 's rocket
[C-O-M]Binkley was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
On The Rag almost dodged Sloppy Ssnatch's rocket
LK1-DarkNova ate Sloppy Ssnatch's rocket
Sloppy Ssnatch blew itself up.
On The Rag was machinegunned by [C-O-M]Binkley
OUTLAW ate LK1-DarkNova's rocket
[C-O-M]Binkley almost dodged LK1-DarkNova's rocket
OUTLAW was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
OUTLAW was blown away by On The Rag's super shotgun
LK1-DarkNova almost dodged Sloppy Ssnatch's rocket
On The Rag ate [C-O-M]Binkley 's rocket
[C-O-M]Binkley blew himself up.
Sloppy Ssnatch was blown away by King Ghidora's super shotgun
On The Rag saw the pretty lights from LK1-DarkNova's BFG
King Ghidora ate OUTLAW's rocket
[C-O-M]Binkley was squished.
King Ghidora ate Sloppy Ssnatch's rocket
Sloppy Ssnatch almost dodged OUTLAW's rocket
On The Rag does a back flip into the lava.
King Ghidora was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
King Ghidora does a back flip into the lava.
On The Rag was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
OUTLAW was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
LK1-DarkNova almost dodged Sloppy Ssnatch's rocket

He's gonna lose. Quick! Find an excuse!

OUTLAW: like i said you quad pussssy

Funny, the quad has been sitting there 5 minutes without anyone going for it...

King Ghidora was blown away by On The Rag's super shotgun
PR3 entered the game
Sloppy Ssnatch was popped by OUTLAW's grenade
Red Herring entered the game
[C-O-M]Binkley was cut in half by PR3's chaingun
King Ghidora disconnected
Red Herring disconnected
Sloppy Ssnatch was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
PR3 was blown away by LK1-DarkNova's super shotgun
Fraglimit hit.
[C-O-M]Binkley : gg
LK1-DarkNova: gg
OUTLAW disconnected

Can't help but feel sorry for the guy... Well, maybe not.