Submitted by DeNogginizer

Clans members frequently join deathmatch servers to play together, and there's nothing wrong with that. However it can become a problem if they work together and take over control of the level. They don't kill each other, and instead concentrate on controlling the weapons and armor, and shutting out anyone else on the server. This defeats the purpose of deathmatch, and immediately qualifies them to be made fun of here :)

I'd been suspecting something was amiss on this server, becauause these two [*Kk*] seemed to be working together. The "skins" command showed that they were both using the same skin, which was a dead giveaway.

Green = ShockTart talking
Red = [*Kk*]Neo2000 talking
Orange = [*Kk*]Mr.Bigles talking
Yellow = Checking the skins
Lt. Blue = [*Kk*] guys killing each other on accident

First lets check the skins

]skins
client 0: [*Kk*]Neo2000\male/sniper
client 1: [*Kk*]Mr.Bigles\male/sniper
client 2: Mightor\male/recon
client 3: ShockTart\crakhor/bklann3

Sure enough, they're both male/sniper. We can fix that though...

]skin male/sniper

Now that I'm wearing the same skin as them, lets have some fun!

[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles almost dodged [*Kk*]Neo2000's rocket.
[*Kk*]Neo2000: sorry
[*Kk*]Neo2000 was melted by ShockTart's hyperblaster.
Mightor disconnected (clients = 3)
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles: what was that?
[*Kk*]Neo2000: skin change
ShockTart: u guys teaming up or something?
hhj entered the game (clients = 4)
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles: we're a clan
[*Kk*]Neo2000: do u notice a kk
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles does a back flip into the lava.
ShockTart: yeah, I saw that, but that doesn't mean you're supposed to go 2 against one
[*Kk*]Neo2000: yo bigles
[*Kk*]Neo2000: well we are a team clan

A team clan on a FFA deathmatch server. It's a paradox!

ShockTart: no shit, but this aint a clan match
[*Kk*]Neo2000: and MOST clans kill theothers
ShockTart: did we ask you for a clan match?
ShockTart: no
hhj was gunned down by [*Kk*]Mr.Bigles.
[*Kk*]Neo2000: just shut ur trap
ShockTart: lol
ShockTart: good one
pineapple entered the game (clients = 5)
hhj was gunned down by [*Kk*]Mr.Bigles.
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles was blown away by [*Kk*]Neo2000's super shotgun.
[*Kk*]Neo2000: sorry bigle
ShockTart: you're supposed to find another clan to team up against
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles: whats up/n/p
pineapple was cut in half by ShockTart's chaingun.
hhj was popped by [*Kk*]Neo2000's grenade.
[*Kk*]Neo2000: no
pineapple almost dodged ShockTart's rocket.
ShockTart ate pineapple's rocket.
hhj does a back flip into the lava.
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles caught ShockTart's handgrenade.
ShockTart almost dodged pineapple's rocket.
hhj was blown away by [*Kk*]Neo2000's super shotgun.
HamBlaster entered the game (clients = 6)
pineapple was cut in half by ShockTart's chaingun.
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles: he's got same skin!
[*Kk*]Neo2000: i no

He nos. They smrt.

[*Kk*]Neo2000 ate ShockTart's rocket.
pineapple ate ShockTart's rocket.
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles does a back flip into the lava.
[*Kk*]Neo2000: change to mine
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles: hold up
hhj ate pineapple's rocket.
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles was popped by [*Kk*]Neo2000's grenade.
[*Kk*]Neo2000 tripped on his own grenade.
[*Kk*]Neo2000: o sorry
[*Kk*]Neo2000: that was me
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles: oh
[*Kk*]Neo2000: wait
[*Kk*]Neo2000: sho
ShockTart ate pineapple's rocket.
hhj ate pineapple's rocket.
[*Kk*]Neo2000: scock changed to that too like the other guy
pineapple was popped by [*Kk*]Mr.Bigles's grenade.
]skins
client 0: [*Kk*]Neo2000\male/major
client 1: [*Kk*]Mr.Bigles\male/scout
client 2: hhj\/none
client 3: ShockTart\male/major
client 4: pineapple\male/grunt
client 5: HamBlaster\hellspawn/spawn

Apparently they're having trouble deciding on a new clan skin

HamBlaster almost dodged [*Kk*]Mr.Bigles's rocket.
hhj ate ShockTart's rocket.
[*Kk*]Neo2000: there
ShockTart was railed by pineapple.
[*Kk*]Neo2000: i am mirror of u
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles: k
]skins
client 0: [*Kk*]Neo2000\male/scout
client 1: [*Kk*]Mr.Bigles\male/scout
client 2: hhj\/none
client 3: ShockTart\male/major
client 4: pineapple\male/grunt
client 5: HamBlaster\hellspawn/spawn

Wow, they switched skins again, these guys are like untraceable hacker masterminds!

]skin male/scout
hhj ate [*Kk*]Mr.Bigles's rocket.
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles blew himself up.
hhj was melted by [*Kk*]Neo2000's hyperblaster.
HamBlaster was melted by [*Kk*]Neo2000's hyperblaster.
pineapple was melted by [*Kk*]Neo2000's hyperblaster.
[*Kk*]Neo2000 ate [*Kk*]Mr.Bigles's rocket.
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles blew himself up.
[*Kk*]Neo2000: gggggrrrrrrr@!
ShockTart: ow!
ShockTart: !!
HamBlaster almost dodged pineapple's rocket.
[*Kk*]Neo2000: KNOCK ITY OFF SHOCK TARTT!!!!!!!

Haha, someone is getting angry that he can't cheat anymore.

hhj was melted by [*Kk*]Mr.Bigles's hyperblaster.
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles almost dodged pineapple's rocket.
PDK entered the game (clients = 7)
[*Kk*]Neo2000: he changed to the same skin as us AGAIN!!
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles ate ShockTart's rocket.
hhj was blasted by PDK.
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles: do i have nike?
Out of item: Chaingun
[*Kk*]Neo2000: not to me u dont
hhj ate PDK's rocket.
[*Kk*]Neo2000 almost dodged ShockTart's rocket.
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles: i know can you send it to me?
[*Kk*]Neo2000 was railed by pineapple.
pineapple almost dodged PDK's rocket.
HamBlaster almost dodged ShockTart's rocket.
FooPooh entered the game (clients = 8)
HamBlaster disconnected (clients = 7)
hhj ate ShockTart's rocket.
pineapple almost dodged PDK's rocket.
Out of item: Chaingun
ShockTart almost dodged PDK's rocket.
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles: neo can you send nike to me?
[*Kk*]Neo2000 ate PDK's rocket.
hhj does a back flip into the lava.
PDK was railed by pineapple.
hhj disconnected (clients = 6)
[*Kk*]Neo2000: o.k.
[*Kk*]Neo2000: het out for now
[*Kk*]Neo2000: get
[*Kk*]Neo2000 disconnected (clients = 5)
[*Kk*]Mr.Bigles disconnected (clients = 4)

I wonder if anyone actually takes this clan seriously.