You gotta love Pepto Bismol. It has that mediciny taste, that hot pink color, and of course that thick mucasy texture. Truly, Pepto Bismol is the drink of champions. So imagine my outrage when some lamer decides to tarnish Pepto Bismol's wonderful reputation!

Background: We're playing CTF on Q3CTF4 (Space CTF). Camping on the rail platform for long periods of time is usually frowned upon, but it's still part of the game and can be a good tactic. Payback is fair play, however, so once someone ends your camping streak you can be damn sure that they're not going to let you get back up to the rail platform again anytime soon. This is what was happening here. I don't remember who started it, but somehow someone started camping, so someone else started camping to keep the first person from camping, then the first person camped again to keep the other person from keeping them from camping, etc.

Green = DarkNova[AGQx] (me) talking
Red = peptobismol (idiot) talking
Orange = h03 talking
Light Blue = es-v_u talking

Needless to say, it got ugly fast...

Who? ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
es-v_u killed himself.
peptobismol killed herself.
49er fan was gunned down by h03
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by peptobismol
h03 was in the wrong place.
49er fan got the RED flag!
peptobismol was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
The RED flag has returned!
49er fan was in the wrong place.
DarkNova[AGQx] was railed by Who?
h03 was railed by Who?
peptobismol killed herself.
49er fan was railed by es-v_u
49er fan was in the wrong place.
peptobismol killed herself.
h03 got the BLUE flag!
peptobismol cratered.
h03 captured the BLUE flag!
Who? was railed by es-v_u
peptobismol: fucking camper
h03: fuck you

Another intelligent conversation. Yes, h03 was camping, but that was just because peptobismol had been camping, which was because someone else was camping...

49er fan got the RED flag!
es-v_u was machinegunned by peptobismol
peptobismol: no fuck you no skilled bitches
DarkNova[AGQx] fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
49er fan was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
es-v_u returned the RED flag!
h03: you camp the game
DarkNova[AGQx]: pepto stfu

I actually piped in here, partly because peptobismol had been pissing me off with his camping on the rail platform, and partly because he had no right to complain when he was doing it as much as anyone else (even more so from what I saw).

49er fan was railed by DarkNova[AGQx]
peptobismol was railed by h03
h03 got the BLUE flag!
DarkNova[AGQx]: you're camping the most here
peptobismol killed herself.
Who? was in the wrong place.
49er fan cratered.
peptobismol: fuck off you lying bitch
h03 captured the BLUE flag!
DarkNova[AGQx]: you can't deny it
peptobismol killed herself.
h03: oh yeah, skill on ctf4
h03: LMAO
h03 almost dodged 49er fan's rocket
49er fan blew himself up.
peptobismol: you guys just suck
h03: skill on ctf4?
DarkNova[AGQx]: you were camping when it was 3 to 2

The best way to win an argument is to lay down the facts. We were down a player and peptobismol still insisted on railing us from his little perch. Not cool at all.

h03 got the BLUE flag!
49er fan got the RED flag!
peptobismol: thats because you fags started it

Nuh uh!

es-v_u fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
49er fan was railed by es-v_u
The RED flag has returned!
h03 captured the BLUE flag!
Who? was railed by es-v_u
49er fan was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
Who? was in the wrong place.
h03 was in the wrong place.
DarkNova[AGQx]: cry me a river
49er fan got the RED flag!
h03 fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
49er fan was gunned down by h03
h03 returned the RED flag!
Who? disconnected
49er fan was gunned down by DarkNova[AGQx]
es-v_u: build a bridge and get over it?
es-v_u: heh
peptobismol: I would but your mom is sucking you off right now

Ohh waaaAAAAhaaaahhhhHHHH!!! :((((( Folks, another free tip on arguments: If all you've got in your arsenal is "your mom" and some reference to sex, you already lost the argument. Write that one down.

Xaero connected
Xaero entered the game
49er fan ate DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
peptobismol: poor babies
DarkNova[AGQx]: hah, grow up dude
h03: pepto, V_U and DarkNova are some of the most respectable players i've ever played with
h03: fuck off man
Koo connected
49er fan was in the wrong place.
h03 got the BLUE flag!
peptobismol: and you are who exactly?
Koo entered the game
49er fan was gunned down by h03
Xaero was kicked
peptobismol: respectable LMAO
h03 captured the BLUE flag!
49er fan was in the wrong place.
es-v_u got the BLUE flag!
peptobismol: coming from you that means something right.
h03 was in the wrong place.
peptobismol: LMAO
Koo almost dodged DarkNova[AGQx]'s rocket
es-v_u captured the BLUE flag!
Red hit the capturelimit.
peptobismol: your word is good as gold ROFLMAO

To cover up a bad joke that made no sense, just repeatedly insert your own laughter and hope no one else notices... as peptobismol has demonstrated so well here.

h03: well, stop whining
DarkNova[AGQx]: pepto, your stupid kiddy insult has already shown what an ass you are.
DarkNova[AGQx]: grow up
peptobismol: god i love n00bs
h03: play the game
es-v_u: go in
Koo got the RED flag!
peptobismol: time to goto a sever without n00bs...bye
peptobismol disconnected

Or rather, "time to go to a server where the people are as shallow as me and will laugh at my your mama sucks you off jokes without making me realize what a complete loser I am!"

h03 fragged BLUE's flag carrier!
Koo almost dodged h03's rocket
h03 returned the RED flag!
es-v_u: eh
es-v_u: oh well another loser

Well put. The rest of us had a nice game after that :)