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Just your basic Asshole

Posted on alt.games.quake3 by Wizard

So I see this server, pinging a good 50 there, running RA type mod, figured I'd check it out since my ping to PIT's was 800+ tonight (different story). I jump on there as one of my aliases that I use, but due to some of the folks there not liking it for one reason or another (or just basically giving me shit over it) I changed my name to " =) " just to make them happy. Here is what followed: (Warning, this is sorta long)

Green = Wizard[AGQx] (or alias) talking
Lt. Green = Wizard[AGQx] (or alias) making a kill
Red = {E}Muad'Dib{R} talking
Lt. Red = {E}Muad'Dib{R} making a kill

Lt. Blue = Random person #1 talking
Yellow = Random person #2 talking
Orange = Random person #3 talking
Purple = Random person #4 talking
Blue = Random person #5 talking
Violet = Random person #6 talking
Sky Blue = Random person #7 talking

Here it comes...

DanDaMan almost dodged CurtainRod[HIC]'s rocket
-=Apollo=-: omg
CurtainRod[HIC]: again!
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: haha

This is our man, Muad'Dib....he's the jagass....you'll see a lot of him in this

-=Apollo=-: hehehe
CurtainRod[HIC]: taje it
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: sad
Red Team Needs To Win 2 More Match(s) To Win The Series!
CurtainRod[HIC]: take it
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: now i play right
Match 6 Started.
Connected to a pure server.
{E}Muad'Dib{R} ate -=Apollo=-'s rocket
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: hell
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: i suck
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: need to wake my happy ass up!! lol
6 pAcK{sDos} called a vote.

This is the guy that's in the clan that hosts the server sDos

Vote passed.
<> was kicked

this guy was kicked because he was invisibled....damn fool almost killed me, but the kicked him just in time

{E}Muad'Dib{R}: dandaman its that lamer lol
6 pAcK{sDos}: bass, why rnt u in?
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: terror was kickin him this morning like constantly
DanDaMan almost dodged =)'s rocket

My first kill using my new name

{E}Muad'Dib{R}: rape
-cure-xUx ate =)'s rocket
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: own
DanDaMan: you back 6
CurtainRod[HIC] ate -=Apollo=-'s rocket
6 pAcK{sDos}: yeah i am fag
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: hehe
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lol 6
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: u just mean
-cure-xUx disconnected
Phineas[H$L] :) connected
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: 6 pack and hi 99999999999 lag
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: hi = his
DeUcE connected
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: stupid typo's
6 pAcK{sDos}: im not at 999
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: its near that lo
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lol
DeUcE: 6 pack
DeUcE: buddy
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lol ur slow 6 lol
DeUcE: bass
DeUcE: guess who
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: moooo kiee
6 pAcK{sDos}: dont know
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lol
6 pAcK{sDos}: oph
DeUcE: its me <======Liquid
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: hey liquid
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: waasap
DeUcE: howdy
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: member me
6 pAcK{sDos}: what, im confused
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: <---goat
DeUcE: yeah
DeUcE: goat
DeUcE: yeah
DeUcE: whats up buddy
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: nuthin u?
DeUcE: so bass am i still in or what
DeUcE: nothin man
-=Apollo=- was electrocuted by =)

This was the last kill of the round... so they've had time to talk as you can see, and boy, do they like to talk

DeUcE: i didnt get the point release update
Red Team Needs To Win 1 More Match(s) To Win The Series!
DeUcE: and didnt talk to u bass
DanDaMan: gotta eat cya
DeUcE: sorry
-=Apollo=-: gg
=): =)
Match 7 Started.
Connected to a pure server.
DanDaMan disconnected
DeUcE almost dodged {E}Muad'Dib{R}'s rocket
Bass{sDos}: yeah I am here
6 pAcK{sDos} ate -=Apollo=-'s rocket
-=Apollo=- was railed by {E}Muad'Dib{R}
-=Apollo=-: hahah
6 pAcK{sDos}: ah damn
Red Has Beaten Blue 4 To 3.
Join Team Red Or Blue
Failed to load model file models/players//lower.md3
Connected to a pure server.
Bass{sDos}: what up?
6 pAcK{sDos}: bass, ur ping sucks
DeUcE was pummeled by CurtainRod[HIC]
DeUcE: nothin
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lol
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: 5
Bass{sDos}: thehe
Timelimit hit.
Series Started.
Match 1 Started.
Connected to a pure server.
6 pAcK{sDos}: dont u wish u had my ping?
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: o my 14!
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: i do 6
Bass{sDos}: cool I will BBL
Bass{sDos} disconnected
6 pAcK{sDos}: ok
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lame =)

Here's the scenario. We're on dm6 and he's standing in the middle of the stairway going from the plasma gun to the middle level where you can take the jump pad to the Railgun. I come down the stairs to find him just standing there (no chat bubble) so I pop him one with the RL, he retaliates and I retreat back up the stairs, only to turn around and come right back down after him.

{E}Muad'Dib{R} ate =)'s rocket

As you can see, he had his chat bubble up this time (this was like 2 seconds after he hit me with a rocket and I retreated) so I didn't even look before I shot and killed him (I wish I had a demo)

{E}Muad'Dib{R}: u punk chat killin
=): thx

Man, I love playing on public servers!!!

{E}Muad'Dib{R} called a vote.
Vote passed.

He called a vote to restart the map since we just started the round....LOL

{E}Muad'Dib{R} called a vote.
Connected to a pure server.
=): OMG

Now he's calling a vote to kick me......life is good

Match 2 Started.
Connected to a pure server.
{E}Muad'Dib{R} almost dodged =)'s rocket
Wac0 connected
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: bah
=): LOL
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: i cant see
CurtainRod[HIC] almost dodged DeUcE's rocket
CurtainRod[HIC]: oh ok
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: ok red
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lets not screw up next time

More like he's telling himself not to be an idiot next time

6 pAcK{sDos} almost dodged =)'s rocket

It was just 6 pAcK left on the red team against myself and 3 others

{E}Muad'Dib{R}: 6 will win
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: nm
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lol

He's trying to get back at me.....too bad he's dead already....

6 pAcK{sDos}: SHIT 4 ON 1
CurtainRod[HIC]: little smrurf fucks
=): uh uh
Phineas[H$L] :): heh
Blue Team Needs To Win 3 More Match(s) To Win The Series!
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: LOL
Match 3 Started.
Connected to a pure server.
6 pAcK{sDos}: OK, TIME TO KICK ASS
Wac0: dont you guys have a life?
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: we dun like those
6 pAcK{sDos}: NO
{E}Muad'Dib{R} called a vote.
Vote cast.
Vote failed.

Here he tried to vot to kick me.....my team members voted to keep me there....hehe

DeUcE almost dodged {E}Muad'Dib{R}'s rocket
6 pAcK{sDos} almost dodged =)'s rocket
6 pAcK{sDos} called a vote.
Vote cast.
Vote failed.

Now a little retaliation by 6 pAcK since I just killed him and I killed him last time, and since his buddy Muad'Dib doesn't like me...oh I forgot, school's out....

6 pAcK{sDos} called a vote.
Vote cast.
Vote failed.

Damn, you'd think with it being his clan's server he could just rcon in and kick me...

DeUcE: 6 how u been
DeUcE: ?
6 pAcK{sDos} called a vote.
DeUcE: heeh still hpb
6 pAcK{sDos}: been kickin ass
Vote passed.
=) was kicked

DOH...they got me.....well, let's try this again

]/name killa

I needed some kind of different name!

]/reconnect
killa renamed to Wizard[AGQx]

There we go...see if I get some respect now with the almighty AGQx tag!!!!

6 pAcK{sDos}: ur liquid
Your OldTeam Has Been Set To Blue.
DeUcE: yeah
damnchink Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
Wac0: hi
6 pAcK{sDos}: i dont know, ill ask bass ok
DeUcE: deuce=liquid
DeUcE: ok
Wizard[AGQx]: 'sup
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: me = me
6 pAcK{sDos}: cough, kill him
DeUcE: you=goat
6 pAcK{sDos}: no
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: *coughsgun&
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: *
]/model xaero/default

I hate that damn Crash model....hehe

-=Apollo=- almost dodged CurtainRod[HIC]'s rocket
Red Team Needs To Win 3 More Match(s) To Win The Series!
-=Apollo=-: hgg
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: finaly
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lol
Wac0 was pummeled by DeUcE
6 pAcK{sDos}: wizard

Now I didn't see his message in the game as I was playing....dunno what he wanted

Match 4 Started.
Connected to a pure server.
-=Apollo=- ate CurtainRod[HIC]'s rocket
Wac0: 1
6 pAcK{sDos} almost dodged Phineas[H$L] :)'s rocket
DeUcE was railed by {E}Muad'Dib{R}
DeUcE: Nice 1
Wac0 almost dodged Wizard[AGQx]'s rocket
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: thx
CurtainRod[HIC] ate Wizard[AGQx]'s rocket
{E}Muad'Dib{R} almost dodged Wizard[AGQx]'s rocket
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: bah

This guy just sucks with his 40 ping

Blue Team Needs To Win 2 More Match(s) To Win The Series!
Wizard[AGQx]: heh
-=Apollo=-: go smurfs
Match 5 Started.
Connected to a pure server.
DeUcE almost dodged CurtainRod[HIC]'s rocket
UnnamedPlayer connected
{E}Muad'Dib{R} ate -=Apollo=-'s rocket

See what I mean?

{E}Muad'Dib{R}: baj
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: bah
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: i would have had u if i didnt die
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: WHOA I GOT 9 POINTS!
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: IM AMAZING
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: hahahaha
DeUcE: SHUT THE FUCK UP GOAT
6 pAcK{sDos} ate Wizard[AGQx]'s rocket
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lol
DeUcE: J/K
DeUcE: u can change ur name how ever many times u want
DeUcE: but u will always be goat to me
Phineas[H$L] :) almost dodged CurtainRod[HIC]'s rocket
DeUcE: hehe
Wac0 fragged YOU with 79 health and 159 armor left.
Wizard[AGQx] ate Wac0's rocket
Wizard[AGQx]: N1!
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: hehe
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: brb
6 pAcK{sDos}: goat w. hary niples
DeUcE: ofcourse
Wizard[AGQx]: what I want to know is this
6 pAcK{sDos}: come on waco
Wizard[AGQx]: why'd I get kicked?

I shoulda kept my mouth shut.....but I want the truth!!!!!

6 pAcK{sDos}: when
Wizard[AGQx]: I was =)
Wizard[AGQx]: and you kicked me
Wizard[AGQx]: all I did was beat that mua guy
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: cuz ur lame
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: no
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: u chat kill

Ahh yes...the lamers argument....

Wizard[AGQx]: lame...LOL...you're one to talk
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: cuz u suck

I suck, but he's the one that's dieing....hmmm.....

Wac0: :)
Wizard[AGQx]: ok, lets put it in perspective
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: i was responding to someone

Duh, right after we had a run in...you think I'm just going to let you be? LOL

Wizard[AGQx]: I walk by
CurtainRod[HIC] ate -=Apollo=-'s rocket
Phineas[H$L] :): booyah
Wizard[AGQx]: you shoot at me
Wizard[AGQx]: then you go to chat
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: no
Wizard[AGQx]: like I'm supposed to know
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: i was chat
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: and u shoot
6 pAcK{sDos} called a vote.

When all else fails, might as well kick the guy that you don't know....

-=Apollo=- almost dodged Wac0's rocket
Vote failed.

Buahahahaha....nice try

-=Apollo=-: doh
Red Team Needs To Win 2 More Match(s) To Win The Series!
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: u just suck

Oh that hurt

-=Apollo=-: yep
Wizard[AGQx]: fine
Match 6 Started.
Connected to a pure server.
Wizard[AGQx]: I'll just die
6 pAcK{sDos} called a vote.

Damn, this guys determined

Bass{sDos} connected
Vote cast.
{E}Muad'Dib{R} fragged YOU with 37 health and 75 armor left.
Wizard[AGQx] almost dodged {E}Muad'Dib{R}'s rocket

FYI...I stood there with my console pulled down (chat bubble overhead) and watched him bury me in rockets.....LOL....now that's funny.....pot calling the kettle black eh?

disconnected
Wizard[AGQx]: chat kill
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: there u go
Wizard[AGQx]: he chat killed me

Hey, 2 can whine!

{E}Muad'Dib{R}: just like u did me
Vote failed.

They still can't kick me....sheesh

Wizard[AGQx]: you can't kick me now
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: payback
Wizard[AGQx]: that's right
Wizard[AGQx]: I gave you a freebie buddy
{E}Muad'Dib{R} called a vote.
Wac0 almost dodged -=Apollo=-'s rocket
Wizard[AGQx]: it won't happen again

And it didn't...

Vote cast.
Vote failed.

YAWN

Wac0: lahg
Wac0: i hate it
6 pAcK{sDos}: sup bass
Wac0 disconnected
Bass{sDos}: sup
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: bass is sleepin
Dumped console text to kick.
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: heh
{E}Muad'Dib{R} almost dodged Phineas[H$L] :)'s rocket
Bass{sDos}: and I will still kick your ass
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: bah
CurtainRod[HIC] ate Phineas[H$L] :)'s rocket
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lol bass
Bass{sDos}: hehe
DeUcE almost dodged 6 pAcK{sDos}'s rocket
CurtainRod[HIC]: ok that was just bullshit right there
6 pAcK{sDos}: got ya, lol
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: no ill rape u in ur butt!

I'm not even going to go there

DeUcE: waco was mine
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: own em 6!
CurtainRod[HIC]: stupid script users
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: u lag so bad u cant die
CurtainRod[HIC]: ricket jump the real way
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: hehe
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: like men
DeUcE: how the fuck do u ricket jump
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: bass isnt a man hes a hairy nipple monkey

Hmm....these guys might fit in here.......naaaaaaahhhh

DeUcE: i know how to rocket jump
ToasterOven[HIC] connected
DeUcE: fucking ricket?
Bass{sDos}: script IS the right way

LOL....no wonder the sDos guys suck

CurtainRod[HIC]: shut the fuck up you know what i was saying
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lol
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lmao
6 pAcK{sDos} almost dodged Phineas[H$L] :)'s rocket
[Vi]Terminator connected
6 pAcK{sDos}: damn
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: nt 6
Blue Team Needs To Win 1 More Match(s) To Win The Series!
CurtainRod[HIC]: like you never typo ya shit head
You must be a spectator to change teams.

Dammit, I couldn't change teams in time!

6 pAcK{sDos}: 5 on 3?

He noticed....about time for a kick, no?

Match 7 Started.
Connected to a pure server.
Phineas[H$L] :): odd
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: i tipe
DeUcE: no need to get mad
{E}Muad'Dib{R} almost dodged Wizard[AGQx]'s rocket

No comment

ToasterOven[HIC]: GO ZAC!
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: zzzzzzz

Sure buddy....act like you weren't trying....rocket jumping all over the place....LOL

6 pAcK{sDos} almost dodged Bass{sDos}'s rocket
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: wowsers i suck today
{E}Muad'Dib{R}: lol
{E}Muad'Dib{R} called a vote.

Hey, you suck, so kick the guy that's beating you.....I love this game!!!!!!

Vote passed.
Wizard[AGQx] was kicked

In conclusion, make sure you head to the sDos server @ 206.68.25.12:27961 and kick their asses.....anyone up for a raid?

=) signing off!


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